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Mr. Hairywookie

Lived in Era 33, got 0 heir(s) and was a member of Ownified Pzornification
O Praise to the hairy wookie! Thou shalt bow down before him and his bretherin, the carpenter who is the slayer of box, fearless leader the mightyest of the mighty, pirate noodle beard god of all the seas, and......hams (by the way we love morris). We striketh fear into the hearts of all who oppose the scriptures in the book El Nailbittys and any who think to defy the rule of RED CAN! We conquered the night of funnelslamming and all round hi-fives to king of the d and d df, Lord Oddie. So if your knees aren't shaking you mustn't have any legs.
I am the lord and master, you all are just bastards.
Peace.

Hail hairy wookie the magnificent! Trembling in your little booties thou shall be once thou is finished reading this missive! Rossconaught, destroyer of the super fund and our fair-haired leader, SAAAAAAWWWWEEEERRRSSSSSS, owner of the netty court are at present biding their time until the opportune moment to STRIKE! presents itself. Confident in our (all praise morris) superior abilities however, the slightly-demoted-at-present but insanely-hard-nailing hams and yours truly feel we shall give you all a chance by just wiggin out for a short time. And so to leave you with a choice quote from our supreme commander, fearless leader: "They call me VD....only because I'm a little bit creamy and a little bit red."
Peace.