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08:14:09 Apr 15th 10 - Mr. Most Likely Die:

Dont Fear The Paddle

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Name: Dont Fear The Paddle
Members: 2
Created: 4/15/2010 8:08:10 AM
Leader: Endless Muggings


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Twas

the night before Christmas, and all through the town

Her pleas could be heard as her panties came down.



"Oh Santa, dear Santa, don"t spank me, I pray!

I"ll be ever so good, starting right from today!"

But Santa just chuckled, "I"ve heard that before

From many a bad girl with bottom so sore

As she wriggles and squirms `neath his hand"s hearty sting.

But a promise like that - why, it means not a thing.

What matters, dear One, as you"ll very soon see

Is that you should be spanked across Santa"s broad knee

Till your sassy bare bottom is burning bright red!"

And with that, the old fellow did just as he"d said,

And proceeded to spank her with all of his might

Till her yelps echoed loud in the cold frosty night,

And each swat, ringing out like a loud pistol shot,

Turned her soft, round bottom increasingly hot.

Then, when she"d been hand-spanked with many a smack,

The jolly old fellow reached into his sack

He produced a fine paddle of well-seasoned wood.

"Now, this is the thing that makes naughty girls good."

He remarked with a grin. "And I think you"ll soon find

How effective it feels on a soft, tender behind!"

"Oh please, Santa! No more!" she cried in dismay,

But the paddle cracked down without further delay,

And despite all her protests and wailings and shrieks

It soon deepened the blush on her squirming, rear cheeks.

Poor Dear how she wriggled but all was vain,

For the paddle descended again and again

Till her bouncing bare bottom was sizzling and sore

And as red as the costume that Santa Claus wore.

But at last he relented allowing her to rise,

Hugged her warmly while wiping the tears from her eyes,

And murmuring, "There, it"s all over, my dear!"

Rubbing soothing cool cream on her blazing, hot rear.

Then he exclaimed, "Well Miss, your sweet bottom so curved

Has had the sound spanking it so richly deserved.

From now on, I"m sure, I don"t need to explain,

If you"re good then I shan"t have to spank you again.

But if you are naughty - remember, my dear,

That Santa keeps watch for the whole of the year!"

Then smiling, he shouldered his bulging big sack,

And sent her away with a crisp farewell smack.

So she hurried to bed with satisfaction you know,

With a song in her heart and her bottom aglow

And a sense that all manner of things were all right.

But she slept facing down on her tummy that night!


08:23:32 Apr 15th 10 - Mr. Most Likely Die:

and before any Slander is put on Fate, Me and Endless left for our own reasons.


08:45:16 Apr 15th 10 - Mr. Tyrgalon:

I just new endless would be in this kd XD


09:22:04 Apr 15th 10 - Mr. Insomniac:

Banner reminds me of Fight Club banner from a few eras ago...looks pinkish with the dark background..


11:27:19 Apr 15th 10 - Endless Muggings:

we are not a bar of soap, that's a different kind of bend over? :p


11:59:51 Apr 15th 10 - Lord Wraith Hearts Wwr:

This had Endless's signature all over it :p


12:22:00 Apr 15th 10 - Lord Woody The Fate Lover:

why do you keep hopping Wraith, what happend to hema? :P


12:27:09 Apr 15th 10 - Lord Wraith Hearts Wwr:

Woody!!! Traitor!! <3


I left before you... Maybe you should tell me that :P
And I just get restless, you know me by now :p 


14:19:05 Apr 15th 10 - General Gokken The Evil:

But now he has ended up in a kingdom with me so he can never leave! :P


15:22:22 Apr 15th 10 - Sir Bran:

omg you joined fate, i think im gonna throw up...


19:39:21 Apr 15th 10 - Mr. Most Likely Die:

this went off topic fast :P


19:50:12 Apr 15th 10 - Sir Mcmax The Troll:

Ok....... here you shall have a "special" danish Xmas song. 

I admit danes will have most fun because many words can be understod both "clean" and "sexy way". But try anyway, it can't be worse than the story for this kingdom.

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20:55:08 Apr 15th 10 - Lord Woody The Fate Lover:

sorry bran, but without a lew to follow, i decided Fate was best.. :)

yes wraith *cough* come to fate *cough* ;)


21:22:23 Apr 15th 10 - Sir Horus VI:

wraith belongs in RoC and he knows it!


21:45:27 Apr 15th 10 - Mr. Enzymatic:

Yea he does Horus but Wraith is afraid of all the Flaming that Kev and Max gives him .. he left cuz Kev made him cry =P


22:20:20 Apr 15th 10 - Lord Wraith Hearts Wwr:

Lord Woody The Fate Lover



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20:55:08 Apr 15th 10
sorry bran, but without a lew to follow, i decided Fate was best.. :)

yes wraith *cough* come to fate *cough* ;)

Not in a million years!! :)



Sir Horus VI



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21:22:23 Apr 15th 10
wraith belongs in RoC and he knows it!

Aye, I do!



Mr. Enzymatic



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21:45:27 Apr 15th 10
Yea he does Horus but Wraith is afraid of all the Flaming that Kev and Max gives him .. he left cuz Kev made him cry =P

Whos this?? Do you have any idea about all the counselling I had to go through? :(


22:49:29 Apr 15th 10 - Lord Woody The Fate Lover:

dont be a fag wraith ;)


00:12:25 Apr 16th 10 - Sir Bran:

you can follow me if youd like?


01:12:19 Apr 16th 10 - Mr. God Always Yodles:

>Me and Endless left for our own reasons.

It's from a lack of me, isn't it?


01:27:23 Apr 16th 10 - Mr. Most Likely Die:

think what you want :P it defintly had something to do with you Yodles


01:34:19 Apr 16th 10 - Mr. Most Likely Die:

CAN WE PLEASE GET ADMIN OR A MOD TO DELETE THIS THREAD/MOVE IT TO HANG-AROUND


06:52:48 Apr 16th 10 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

Haha, I love this kingdom, thank you for making my day.  Endless ftw! <3


12:53:03 Apr 16th 10 - Lord Woody The Fate Lover:

but bran, your in DMC, reason enough not to follow you :P, and yeah, this needs moving to the hang around :P


13:06:05 Apr 16th 10 - Mr. Enzymatic:

This topic Turned into All about Wraith

Mr. Enzymatic



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21:45:27 Apr 15th 10
Yea he does Horus but Wraith is afraid of all the Flaming that Kev and Max gives him .. he left cuz Kev made him cry =P

Whos this?? Do you have any idea about all the counselling I had to go through? :(
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I have started arounf the same time when you and Kev did

you Know me very well

i can kick your ass in Vu with ease ... lol




13:17:18 Apr 16th 10 - Lord Wraith Hearts Wwr:

You sound like Orrises :p


And ofc it did! I'm just the main topic around VU nowadays ;)


13:17:37 Apr 16th 10 - Lord Wraith Hearts Wwr:

 


13:31:03 Apr 16th 10 - Lord Woody The Fate Lover:

you wish you was the talk of VU, and double post nub! ;)


13:54:28 Apr 16th 10 - Mr. Vuggy:

That story's hot....


14:00:05 Apr 16th 10 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

Lol, Vuggy.


16:54:14 Apr 17th 10 - Mr. Gabriel:

I shall spank you all :)


03:40:04 Apr 19th 10 - Mr. Enzymatic:

I Made it too easy >.< yea you got me .. I don't see your Powerhouse army / ies around... so much for the legendary Wraith Power =P


08:26:08 Apr 19th 10 - Lord Wraith Hearts Wwr:

I'm just a little hobbit farmer :)


17:37:34 Apr 19th 10 - Mr. Enzymatic:

are you full time this era or life is more important then VU? =)


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