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Fant 57 Beware of Troll Tribe
10:33:32 Aug 11th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. Snow Whites Zer):

Behold... The Troll Tribe is Here! Imagine a Tribe with no Race other than Just Trolls 😆😂😁 


Do you have guts to face 'em!! or you just wanna join 'em!!


10:39:25 Aug 11th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):


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Troll Chieftain: Chief Mattathia
Troll Overlord: Admiral Krum
Troll Champion: Mr. War Troll of Underdogs

-Troll Tribe (Tribe)
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11:48:17 Aug 11th 18 - Venomz (Mr. Venomage):

Vol'jin died by a legion trash mob.. u trolls are easy pickins.


12:35:34 Aug 11th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

OnLy ThInG a Feckin n00b liek u is gonna be pickin UP is a beat DOWN


13:36:18 Aug 11th 18 - One Punch Man:

If I don't see all trolls, I'll be disappointed.


14:08:26 Aug 11th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Still wouldn't be as disappointed as I'll be when I see your army.


15:56:13 Aug 11th 18 - Mr. Uwer:

Where are you, Bling? I want to know where is my base.


19:16:56 Aug 11th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

I will find you and I will kill you 


19:29:18 Aug 11th 18 - McMax (Battlemage Digitus Tertius):

Naaaa Hanky. You are too lazy.

You will only kill us if we move our armies close to yours.


00:46:27 Aug 12th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

If any of your pathetic armies were foolish enough to come close to mine I probably wouldn't even be able to see them- too small. Small armies of small soldiers. Pathetic little Ooga Booga armies.


18:50:36 Aug 14th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

I can smell fear in the air and it smell's like shit, that's it, you've all shit yourselves already?


11:34:46 Aug 15th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Despite all our differences I'd like to think that we can at least all come together to agree that Abydos got the worst spawn position and MAD got the best one.

Bless you all and have a wonderful day.


12:06:00 Aug 15th 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

I disagree!


Our spawn location was on point and Alba definitely got the short end of the stick


12:23:50 Aug 15th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Based on what I saw I assumed they were further in the corner but they may have just built there later. There are a lot of good spots on this map so I don't consider the 'dog shaped' location in the middle to be very good.


12:40:43 Aug 15th 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

Yeah but now take into consideration MaD has deal with getting their anus pumped by the mighty aby, Then they habe to rebuild so really over all their location is a solid 2/10


Dog shaped island? I think not!


12:53:28 Aug 15th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

For some reason the island seems even more doglike when it's full of Abydos players.


14:18:14 Aug 15th 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

I dont understand why.. There wasnt a god in Egyptian mythological, closest thing was a jackel and no island iv seen looks like a jackel! 



00:11:38 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

  1. Mr. Hanky Panky has won 9 battles, captured 7 cities and killed a total of 114186 men and women.
  2. Peasant Fcuker has won 6 battles, captured 8 cities and killed a total of 28148 men and women.
  3. Admiral Krum has won 4 battles, captured 3 cities and killed a total of 28980 men and women.
  4. Mr. Uwer has won 2 battles, captured 4 cities and killed a total of 22868 men and women.
  5. Archon Breaker has won 2 battles, captured 1 cities and killed a total of 13752 men and women.
  6. Mr. Ben Twenty has won 4 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 8571 men and women.


00:11:53 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

Somebody stop meh :D


01:31:41 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

*When you play that good you get accused of buying bt's* :'DDD


07:27:18 Aug 18th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Hanky everybody knows that you spend every last dime on male companionship, you wouldn't be able to buy BTs if you wanted to.

What's it like killing 114186 slingers? Did any of them use metal weapons or was it all just sticks and leather?


07:28:57 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Leather, Hanky <3 's leather.


08:13:01 Aug 18th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Sticks. Sticks too. Sticks and leather- don't forget the sticks. Hanky loves those.

I'm told that the most powerful, straightest units in Hanky's army look something like this:


14:59:56 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Ignis Garrmelo:

Kinky


15:07:44 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

Haha


When I've done bullying mad i'm coming for you with sticks and leather, You'll love the leather, I'll treat you like a princess


15:45:17 Aug 18th 18 - McMax (Battlemage Digitus Tertius):

Hmmm.

Anyone knows why all men (well nearly all) loves a woman in leather????


15:58:38 Aug 18th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. Snow Whites Zer):


McMax:

Anyone knows why all men loves a woman in leather????

#Attractive_look
#Romantic_Moment
💖💟💗💞


16:00:15 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Ignis Garrmelo:

17:26:57 Aug 18th 18 - McMax (Battlemage Digitus Tertius):

Good try Ignis. But wrong.

I'll wait a little longer with the correct answer.


20:14:56 Aug 18th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

I can't believe after 12/13 years of playing this i've not got tired of talking big and dying 


20:14:56 Aug 19th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:



Next era i'm buying bt's 


20:35:42 Aug 19th 18 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax The Knight):

The answer to my question yesterday is:

Because all men (well nearly all) loves everything, that has the smell of a brand new car.


16:15:20 Aug 21st 18 - HorusPanic (Sir Panic):

Fixed!


Kingdoms in Fantasia
The Fecking Feckers11Mr. Sexy Fecker100
Mad and Dangerous10Sir Aloysius LXXXVIII59
Abydos7Dark Lord Telamon48
Tribe4Chief Mattathia42
Albatross11Lord Caedus21


12:29:29 Aug 22nd 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Horus you Fecking n00b don't think that you're going to win just because the game tells you that Tribe is 42% of Feckers power, or that The Fecking Feckers is 2.38 times the size of Tribe. I've got news for you, n00b:

0.41    1%
0.43    1%

Nobody in our kingdom has ever lost a 1% dice roll. You lose with 100, we win with 0.


07:42:24 Aug 23rd 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

All joking aside I am dead serious when I say that if Aussie and Puscifer spawned inside the Feckers core instead of the Tribe core we'd have slaughtered Bling and Cao Cao's armies by now.





That said I will admit that we've had some fortunate dice rolls but I did warn you.


08:07:51 Aug 23rd 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Sure, and if fairies farted fairy dust, the world would look amazing.


08:18:59 Aug 23rd 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Well yeah, a world with cocaine fairies wouldn't just look amazing it would BE amazing! I want to live in that world Bling, that's a beautiful fucking world. Thank you for that. Godbless and Godspeed brother.


13:34:52 Aug 23rd 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

Wait, i though it was Black blag flag this whole time.... Should have know tho, BF wouldn't have taken nearly as long to deal with a KDless guy.

Aussie is always trouble... but feckers have a solid line up, Who could say who would beat who in your world of hypotheticals, What i can say feckers  look to have had some fun farming :p


16:58:19 Aug 23rd 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Those are fecking farmers. We dont discriminate. Either you're a fecker or you being fecked, thats how the world works.


14:48:47 Aug 24th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):




If the campaign is protracted, the resources of the State will not be equal to the strain

-Sun Tzu


17:07:33 Aug 24th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

no bt's this round, its too boring


05:13:33 Aug 26th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

Uh-huh... P2p players.


Character news

08:43:24 - Our Cloth Ripping Trolls got attacked by a dense swarm of locust, hindering our preparations to attack Agostina.

08:43:02 - Cloth Ripping Trolls won a battle against Fantasia from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 0 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 382 Mages, 740 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 918 of our soldiers got injured.

07:02:45 - Our Cloth Ripping Trolls got attacked by a dense swarm of locust, hindering our preparations to attack Agostina.

06:27:29 - Gilbo Baggins of Mad and Dangerous bought 2200000 stone for 1966800 gold from you on the market.

06:25:14 - Our Cloth Ripping Trolls got attacked by a dense swarm of locust, hindering our preparations to attack Agostina.

05:19:21 - Cloth Ripping Trolls won a battle against Fantasia from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 0 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 362 Mages, 688 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 859 of our soldiers got injured.

05:19:13 - Cloth Ripping Trolls won a battle against Fantasia from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 0 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 646 Mages, 1230 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 1535 of our soldiers got injured.

05:18:55 - Cloth Ripping Trolls won a battle against Fantasia from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 0 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 1119 Mages, 2129 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 2657 of our soldiers got injured.

05:18:45 - Our Cloth Ripping Trolls got attacked by a dense swarm of locust, hindering our preparations to attack Agostina.

05:18:43 - Mr. Sexy Fecker attempted to cast a spell upon us.

05:18:28 - Cloth Ripping Trolls won a battle against Fantasia from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 1 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 1912 Mages, 3639 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 4542 of our soldiers got injured.

04:01:01 - Mr. Sexy Fecker attempted to cast a spell upon us.


05:40:50 Aug 26th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

well I am fighting 2 of you, and you all running chasing your tails


07:31:13 Aug 26th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

It's like those movies where the antagonist loses even when he has turbo/nitro in his car


07:36:59 Aug 26th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

burnt your cities, beat your troll up... loads of fun with a few ponies. Now the real army comes :)


07:46:01 Aug 26th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):


Mr. Sexy Fecker:

burnt your cities, beat your troll up... loads of fun with a few ponies. Now the real army comes :)


in case u forgot, no one can beat me as a Troll. I won way more then i lost, made u weak which led u to a Slaughter n run.

Meanwhile, dont forget that my all dead Zerkers will be back from hell :))) 

Next time come with a better PayPal Acoount n impress ZeTa 😆😆😆


07:48:24 Aug 26th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

while i been burning your cities, we farmed trolls of our own. You gonna need more than your 16k zerkers that took a hammering off me. btw, multiple attacks dont aotd ;)


07:59:52 Aug 26th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

I should remind you, i had +19k zerkers just at beginning n u wouldnt last 3 tick without ur Credits :)) Forget about late attacks. 


I can assure u, it wont be as easy as u r thinking. ;)


08:25:16 Aug 26th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

yawn.... 


20:02:28 Aug 26th 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

Fecker muppet.. you understand your trash talking a KD LITERALLY less then a quarter of your power right? and i see one of them on Most fearsome and only your muppets on the farm-a-tron 3000 board, So please sit down little man!


As for you ivanhoe and mattwho?, Crying "HE BUYS BTS, HE BUYS BTS" over and over makes two things painfully obvious.

1. Bling couldnt survive OOP without his standard 100 usd pre era donation.

2. You're lil bitch's with the inability to grasp the concept of Pay2Win

So please, All of you gestate over that and come back with some good flames or please let your puny (trolls)/farmed(Fekers) armies do the talking and stop drowning the thread with sad little trash talking!


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