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Team LGC Recruiting!
16:22:05 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

(*The Battle Hymn of the Republic starts playing in the background as Fizban comes on the stage:*)



Hello everyone! Seeing as we're now caught up in a time of transition in VU. It has now come to Legacy's attention that we can't function with less than 20 members anymore. Now that kingdoms with 30+ members have become the newest craze, we've decided to change our ways. So, behold the following criteria for new recruits:

General Requirements

  • Having the ability to 'breathe' and to technically be considered 'alive'
  • Having the ability to type things in a keyboard, mostly your login and password.
  • Be able to build very large mines and spam out troops.
  • Be able to MOVE said troops, or put them under the command of the Legacy vets.
  • Having no life except for playing VU is a plus.
  • Being able to run multiple accounts and spy on other kds is an added bonus.
  • Having in-depth knowledge of latest TV-shows and anime will help your life among Team LGC greatly.
Now for gender-specific requirements:

Males:
  • Must be able to put up with jokes and remarks about your sexuality and penor size.
  • Must be able to have rough bummsecks with Swifty and Val whenever they're needing 'relief'.
  • Be able to make jokes and remarks about how you want to tap Quietone. Great remarks/jokes are instantly turned into Team Lgc channel info.
Females:
  • Must be willing to be a "sex-object" for the few straight guys within Legacy, or guinea pig for trying out new lines or improving "game".
  • Waive all rights to whatever you say, as they'll probably be turned into Team Lgc channel info and immortalized in a secret Hall of Shame. ;-)
  • If living in the States, you must supply Fizban with your number so he can add you to his very lucrative 1-900 business. (Otherwise I've got to stick to Ben and Ez as my phone girls.)
  • Pictures are ALWAYS a plus. Pictures of your hot sister would also be an added bonus. Borderline lesbian scenes will make their way into the "Girls of Legacy" calendar currently in the works.
If you feel that you can meet the exceedingly rigorous demands. Then you too can be part of the finest group that VU has to offer. Leave a message here, plus a little background information of yourself so that I may get a good laugh out of it. ;-)

And remember kids, Uncle Fizzie wants You!


16:27:41 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Ponsa:

Nothing for me. Since I'm having a life T_T


16:28:32 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Messiah:

Ohh! Ohh! Can my multi join?


16:30:36 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Heroix:

And my two multi's?


16:36:28 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Well, Messiah's already known for being a good bummsecks slave... I think there might be a position open for you somewhere. How are you about leather and a cup and thong?

I don't know about you Heroix, who are all your multis? ;-)


16:41:09 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Rimtas:

i am heroix multi


16:42:23 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

I see, so when I see your name, I'm thinking of a slightly 'sexual' phrase so I'm thinking you might also fit in (pun intended) with the bummsecks brigade. If you're interested.


16:44:19 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Penguin:

oh and i am second heroix multi :D whahahahah :D


17:10:55 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

i love the way everyone who has posted here are hinting that they wanna join but dont wanna come straight out and ask :)


17:11:40 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Rock Hard Reginald:

DEVI APROVEZ OF DIS THREAD!1 MORE BOYS PLS!


17:15:37 Sep 25th 07 - Ms. Natalia:

Damn, i almost fit that, its a shame i like going out and getting drunk rather then playing VU. Can i join anyway if i send you my bi pics?


17:22:02 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Spoon:

Greetings.

Breathe? *beep*.


17:25:26 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

I believe that if you can keep the pics coming, we'll find a spot for you Natalia. ;-)


17:34:11 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Hephaestus:

Fizban is my multi!

So does this mean Legacy is dissolving it's standing relations with DB?


17:36:08 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Lassie:

Why didnt you come to me before posting this :/?


17:39:10 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

This thread is pure stupidity in the disguise of an actual recruiting drive not an announcement of diplomacy. Now please excuse me as I'm continuing to talk to myself...err... Hephaestus. ;-)

And Lassie, I don't know you, however if there is some reason why I should, please PM me your former nicks and we'll chat.


20:08:15 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Gothrim:

Sir Fizban wrote of Rimtas: "I see, so when I see your name, I'm thinking of a slightly 'sexual' phrase so I'm thinking you might also fit in (pun intended) with the bummsecks brigade. If you're interested."

That would apply to me too, yes? :o


20:11:58 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Gothrim:

Sir Fizban wrote: "This thread is pure stupidity in the disguise of an actual recruiting drive"

Are you sure it isn't an impure recruiting drive in the disguise of actual stupidity? :o


20:16:14 Sep 25th 07 - Lord Cobraisasuckynick:

I think I know exactly the person for this! ME!!

Dear Fizban,

I must say I have always loved you guys. I've never seen anyone so cool, well-dressed and good with words.

Also the way you guys have fun is so unbelievably amazing! You are all so smart, intelligent and interesting from so many points of view. Your morals perfectly fit mine, we both care only for the higher good and for the wellfare of others. We are so altruistic, self-aware and well mannered.

I have been playing forever on Fantasia and I believe no one ever farmed like me. I have gave you my mines every era so you guys could get on top.

I want to be with the winning side. I will help you and I will learn Swifty how to play too :)

I can give you all advices and I also have two multis whom I can infiltrate wherever I want : Zerocool The Berserker and Andrei The Impaler.

I am also a very good diplomat, I can convince anyone I want to fight me, uhm... I meant LOVE ME!

I know so many people on VU and they're all my friends, especially from the Legacy/DB bunch who are people I adore.

We will get along so well, I can't wait :)

When shall I apply? Now or tomorrow morning after I bummseks all of you? :)

Regards,

Your love :)


20:28:38 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Penguin:

:D:D:D:D:D


20:52:38 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Lassie:

Here, a picture of me. Im sure il fit right into the team.



21:19:35 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Architect:

I'm having a hard time taking this seriously...Are you seriously recruiting for LGC in the forums?  This is something I never thought I would see during my time.


21:27:04 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Legacy's a multi-national task force specially formed by the UN to perform 'peacekeeping' missions here in VU.

Kinda like the new plotline for the GI Joe remake movie but not as crappy.


21:46:25 Sep 25th 07 - Lord Epyon:

is LGC seriously recruiting???

I might have to get in on this.... =P


21:51:21 Sep 25th 07 - Lord Echram:

"Are you seriously recruiting for LGC in the forums?  This is something I never thought I would see during my time."

Same here, my friend. What has VU become?


21:54:29 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Siegheart:

I follow most of the requirments except for the breathing one but here's a picture of my sister. Do you think that could get me in?


22:00:36 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Rock Hard Reginald:

Get you in what, her?

Perhaps. But I doubt it'll get you far with us. We don't like incest.



much


22:09:45 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

No way! That picture is highly airbrushed. We, here at Lgc, demand a higher level of quality than many of the other kingdoms.

Otherwise, go by what Regi said.


22:18:46 Sep 25th 07 - Crazy Xuaron:

It has now come to Legacy's attention that we can't function with less than 20 members anymore.

since when doesnt DB belong to LGC?

ahh i vigured it out So DB are only LGC's BoyToy's


22:20:13 Sep 25th 07 - Pirate Lewatha:

I'm already in the best kingdom ever

<3 you all DBians

 

from Xuaron:

LGC's BoyToy's

I am NOT a boy


22:23:27 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Carolus Rex:

hay can i jeoen?

i ar 19 yur old liv swe and likk utopia all day!!!11


22:27:16 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Fizban:

But she doesn't deny about being a toy!

<3 Lewatha.


22:34:47 Sep 25th 07 - Crazy Xuaron:

hehehe. Lewatha your a exeption :P your a Slave-toy :P


22:44:13 Sep 25th 07 - Lord Epyon:

shabam!



General Requirements

  • Having the ability to 'breathe' and to technically be considered 'alive'   I'm here right now arent I? :)
  • Having the ability to type things in a keyboard, mostly your login and password.                                                                                           I'm on VU all of the time.... it's really kinda sad :\ forums and stuff are always fun
  • Be able to build very large mines and spam out troops.             Building huge mines is what makes things fun.... armies are fun too :P
  • Be able to MOVE said troops, or put them under the command of the Legacy vets.                                                                                     Well being on all the time I am able to move armies....
  • Having no life except for playing VU is a plus.                         VU=Life
  • Being able to run multiple accounts and spy on other kds is an added bonus.                                                                                                 A little sneaky, but I would oblige ;P
  • Having in-depth knowledge of latest TV-shows and anime will help your life among Team LGC greatly.                                                    TV right next to the computer.... ;D
Now for gender-specific requirements:

Males:
  • Must be able to put up with jokes and remarks about your sexuality and penor size.                                                                                 Well, I dun know about penor size, but my a-hole is too tight for those Zeonians :\
  • Must be able to have rough bummsecks with Swifty and Val whenever they're needing 'relief'.                                                       Im on IRC all the time, they know where to find me :P
  • Be able to make jokes and remarks about how you want to tap Quietone. Great remarks/jokes are instantly turned into Team Lgc channel info.                                                                                   Who wouldnt wanna tap Quietone??
Females:
   
  • Well last time I checked I wasnt a female.... *looks down his pants* uh oh.....


22:55:21 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Frederick:

Xuaron, please stay on topic. This is a serious recruitment thread, not about flaming LGC or DB. Create a new topic if you wish to do so.


23:04:54 Sep 25th 07 - Sir Frederick:

If you want to join, message Fizban ingame and he'll lead you through the process.


23:23:30 Sep 25th 07 - Crazy Xuaron:

whoops sorry Frederick
being Sirious now: Doesnt LGC alway's Invite ppl instead of making a Public Forum


23:32:58 Sep 25th 07 - Mr. Rock Hard Reginald:

Does it look like a serious thread? Even after he said it was a serious thread, trying to hold back a gigantic smirk of satisfaction, while, moreover, the thread is flooded with self-indulging, homo-erotic innuendo?




My my, I'm starting to lose my faith in humanity! :((((


23:35:29 Sep 25th 07 - Lord Epyon:

I still believe in you Reg!!!

Humanity hasnt given up on you!! :)

oh damn I'm going off topic....

errr... LGC!! recruiting!! wooot! :P


23:46:57 Sep 25th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

It's too bad Senturu isn't here to see this, he would attempt to join faster than Swifty after seeing a person he would like to rape!


00:04:41 Sep 26th 07 - Mr. Draven:

Lgc recruiting? since when?

and Reg's is my multi :P or i am his, i dunno, i confuse this sometimes ;)


02:03:14 Sep 26th 07 - Lord Arzun:

Hehe, some people are just so gulible

Pirate Lewatha

Report


9/25/2007 5:20:13 PM

I'm already in the best kingdom ever

<3 you all DBians

 

from Xuaron:

LGC's BoyToy's

I am NOT a boy

WOOOO!!! DB OWNS ALL!!


02:18:43 Sep 26th 07 - Lord Epyon:

Lewatha's right she's not a bot ;D

she's a pirate! yarr!! :)


11:05:08 Sep 26th 07 - Mr. Architect:

Ooooh, Ooooh, I want to be a LGConian, it has always been my biggest hope and my most un-obtainable dream.  From the days of Rommel raping me, to back when Fizzy was my mother, I've always been on the outside looking in.  I shall take this opportunity to put in my name for a shot at becoming a platform for all of those who need it...over and over and over again.


11:08:08 Sep 26th 07 - Ms. Natalia:

Sir Fizban

Report


9/25/2007 5:25:26 PM
I believe that if you can keep the pics coming, we'll find a spot for you Natalia. ;-)

What pics? i never sent you one of me in my underwear? why who's asking!?!?

*calms down*

ok you can get more pics


12:00:55 Sep 26th 07 - Mr. Devi:

LMAO, Dude you will never learn, or grow up.

Swifty, im gonna kick you're toothless brit ass.


12:18:59 Sep 26th 07 - Ms. Natalia:

Vist me while your over here then!


12:52:45 Sep 26th 07 - Ms. Natalia:

oh yeah i forgot to add, so you can give fizban this video when you get back, and don't watch it!


16:23:07 Sep 26th 07 - Mr. Spoon:

I now changed my password, so that I, Heero Yuy can't enter the account Spoon anymore.
I'll give it to some really good looking, honourable, honest, superb guy I don't know, so that he can become famous on Visual-Utopia.

 


16:27:34 Sep 26th 07 - Mr. Gilth:

that guy you mean. Is it me? Oh Spoon, thank you. I'm really flattered


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