INSULTIVE PLAY

INSULTIVE PLAY

12:28:22 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Vengence:

Mr. Lelouch [OBK] (12/22/2007 4:39:19 AM)

Greetings King Vengence,

I would like to begin diplomatic negotiations with your kingdom.

First of all I would like to mention that you and all your members are welcome to leave Golden Horde and join my kingdom. (I would appreciate it if you would deliver my offer to the rest of your kingdom as well for their consideration.)

In the unlikely event that anyone is still left in your kingdom after my previous offer, I would like to extend wishes of peace between our two kingdoms. Or as people in this world would like to call it, a "NAP", so called because it implies we would sleep together to formalize our peace agreement.

But you should know that, my kingdom has a policy for defending the weak, and as such, if your kingdom is found to be attacking another kingdom with less than 75% of your power, or a player without a kingdom without just cause, then we will have to break off any previous agreements with a 72 hour notice and go to war against you.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
Lelouch Lamperouge
The Black Prince
Leader of The Order of the Black Knights

note the fist paragraph, and the seconds beginning. hardly good negatiation techniques.

12:37:38 Dec 22nd 07 - Ms. Fellatio:

So tell him to *beep* off, what's the problem?

13:34:08 Dec 22nd 07 - Pirate Lewatha:

haha, Lelouch!

nice one :)

15:20:43 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Lelouch:

Thanks! Looks like there are still people who can take a joke. :P

17:20:50 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Justainius Fontainius XI:

lol gd old lelouch

17:57:49 Dec 22nd 07 - Sir Revenge:

so called because it implies we would sleep together to formalize our peace agreement.

Thats funny lol

18:33:23 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Redeemed Asmuth:

lol, it's a joke i was reading and i thought wtf?? and then i realised lol

19:03:32 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Lelouch:

Though if anyone in the Golden Horde would like to join my kingdom... They are welcome to...

19:24:22 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Agent Clamps:

It was role playing ffs is that so hard to see? He was being all high and mighty like Xerxes demanding tribute and the fruity "we can work together Leonidas" etc etc. You should have reported it for rp points...

19:27:57 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Umbar:

This message has been reported as:

GOOD

LOL ^^ I probably reported now an other message but.........^^

19:45:47 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz:

Lol I pressed it too.

20:06:54 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Steven:

Xerxes?

20:14:39 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Soc:

300..........persian

20:15:39 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Umbar:

300 persians? :o

20:52:43 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Vengence:

i dont think he will get a RP point for that....

20:53:32 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Umbar:

ofcourse he will! it's a fantastic story!

21:04:34 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Vengence:

Umbar, you dont get RP points for stroy telling anymore...

21:07:08 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Haywood Jablowme:

*insults everyone in this thread*

you're all nubs!

22:00:21 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Agent Clamps:

Well it wasn't a story is the thing, it was just rp =p I also reported it right away. I shouldn't have insited everyone cuz now Zeta got a bunch of the same message heh.

23:15:04 Dec 22nd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Epyon:

So have you disbanded Golden Horde and joined his Kingdom?

00:22:16 Dec 23rd 07 - Mr. Xiax:

The infidels must die!

00:25:26 Dec 23rd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Epyon:

OMG NAME SPOOFER!

03:17:11 Dec 23rd 07 - Ms. Erica Incarnate:

"Unlike the Spartans that requires you to fight, I... only require you to kneel."

04:33:55 Dec 23rd 07 - Mr. Haywood Jablowme:

Kneel before me!

14:52:52 Dec 23rd 07 - Mr. Architect:

Is Insultive even a word?

16:14:38 Dec 23rd 07 - Mr. Umbar:

Ofcourse! You just said it!

11:14:22 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Phsycocarebear:

haywood you seriously are a douche

i think i might get a calculator to count the amount of screws loose in you head

12:41:20 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Haywood Jablowme:

what did i do now?
phsycocarebear...........

21:25:09 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Dolfyn:

ooooooooooooooooooo
man on man love .... weirdgrivi (and your multi league) where are u? u are missing all the fun!!!!

23:43:04 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Gnisis Mininus:

" Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who requires you to stand, I only require that you kneel." I think that's a bit more accurate, yes?

07:44:04 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Random:

@ Phsycocarebear
what do you have against haywood?
there is nothin i can see that he has really done wrong... he just kinda flames ppl. lol

10:30:35 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Bloodlust:

haywood is a saint of vocab, get used to it

10:44:41 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Fire Shadow:

With Xerxes and Leonidas, I think you are reffering to the battle of Thermopaly (probably spelt it wrong), where 300 Spartan troops stood up against Xerxes army of over 1,000,000 troops. In the first day, the Spartans killed 500000 troops, half of the army, while losing 2. They were killed because a traitor revealed the way around the mountain, and trapped the Spartans in. King Leonidas was killed along with the rest of his troops, but Xerxes only had around 20,000 troops left from an army of 1 million.

11:03:02 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Random:

i dont think that was correct... historians beleive that these figures were severely overestimated, It was an overwhelming number but not a million, but the 300 was beleived to be correct, and they did lose =(

11:31:22 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Bloodlust:

only 20,000 left isnt true your numbers are exaggerated in the first day 500,000 men... lol think for a min how many times a man would have to stab to kill that many... mathematically that makes roughly 1,650 soldiers for each man they were under-trained but not stupid it takes a while to kill one man let alone two and killing 10 people would leave a man it takes alot of strength to continually stab someone.. well whatever...

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