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Hello People of VU ,

We bring the news that the new Kingdom Hearts has arrived in the worlds of fantasia. The Mighty Empire is looking for new fights , new friends as they own their entire area. And had no choice than to expand to the worlds of fantasia.

That's why they build this impressive Embassy.
People that pass by all look with their mouth open to the awesome and huge Embassy.

theirs a big bord were stays noted as followed :
" What can't die is not alive. Food that can't go bad, isn't any good. To the extent that a thing is not perfect, it is real."

People that has read it wonders what that all ment ?
Talking to each other about what the text was saying.

Suddenly in the far the peasents heard some noice of Horses Galloping.
Towards The Embassy ..

When the soldiers came closer people started to yell and scream to each other.
Some said have you ever seen something like that. While Some Said Isn't That .. Isn't That GHOUMA !!

But that's not possible he died in the big battle era's ago.
Their was allot of fear in the voices of the peasents that heard the name.

Some Soldier armed in gold. Took a Scroll.
And started to read it up.

Hello Folks , Don't Fear Us . My Name Is Heavensbackdoor.
All Leaders of the kingdoms in this fantastic world of fantasia.
Hear my voice. We came here to expand our nation but we are looking for trade post aswell. Looking for new friends/allies were we can share our Interest with.

Our Nation can't be responsible for the relations made with the
Lords and Knights in our kingdom.
Only the relations made with our Great King Fordius.
Can been seen as Official.

People started to mumble a bit more.
Fordius were does that name come so familiar from.
Were did we hear that name before ?

Till some old veteran soldier that was drunk and seat in the corner of a bar. Stood Up and Mumbled. Fordius The Mighty Knight.

That Fought Huge Battles in The East of Fantasia.
He leaded his mans into impossible missions.
They Did the Impossible they destroyed the trolls that lived in that area.
They even managed to wipe out the Dark Elfs in the north.
Now they came For Us.
They Gonna Kill Us All !!!

Heavensbackdoor stopped for a moment than continued his reading.
I repeat relations that only is accept by our king itself.
can be seen as a official relation anything besides that can't be counted as official and not as a nap breaking.


This Building in front of you is our embassy.
- here you can come to whine about our TO powerfull kingdom.
- Whine about you getting your ass whooped
- Cry when some1 called you names
- Whine about the to expensive Market :P
- Whine about our soldiers raping your daughter and wife.

and many more things.
but be aware things said in here can end up worse for you.
so think twice before entering the embassy.
(Edited by Mr. Fordius 1/8/2007 6:17:01 PM)

They share the logo to so I think so

lol :P

Are you accepting NAPs?

We all are sitting @ the council chairs.

Fordius points towards Mielo.
You go handle this.

Mielo stands up and starts his speech.

Like our knights stated before.
we are looking for new friends and new enemies.
that means we are looking for naps.
but does that mean that we accept any offer that is coming in.
that's what I have to answer with a NO!

In case of The Illuminati Empire we have to say no.
theirs nothing that would work in our benefits and only in yours.
so that's reason enough not to accept.

anyone else is still free to ask for a nap.
but it has to be a reasonable offer as we are only interested in our own benefits.

Mielo Bows down and excuses himself and goes sit back.

Next Question

Fordius Points Towards Wizzid.

Pretty Boy go handle this.

Wizzid the pretty boy stands up and starts his speech.

We are the Kingdom Hearts. We Don't Sell Gifts Neither Do We Give It.
We Only Take Things. So Now Surrender Your Wallet Or Be Killed.

all the knights stands up and points their swords towards Princess Arien.
so be warned. asking for gifts can cost your life or your money.

Next Question , Please.

Wizzid The Pretty Boy Waves & Smiles

NAP SPAGHETTO :O

@Lord Spoon.

Fordius Points Towars Venomz.

You Venomz The Merciless.

You deal with this situation and make sure you react correctly.

Venomz stands up and starts to talk.

Dear Lord Spoon.
Thnx for your offer but as 1 of my companyons answered before.
theirs no benefits for us @ the point for a nap.
never the less the offer still can stand place and you can talk with the embassy.
and see if we can solve things out.

We Knew your Father he fought @ our side a long time ago against
the dark elfs he was a respected man and a great warrior.
and we don't expect anything else from his son.
May your father rest in peace.

But for now I need to reject your offer.
Comeback @ the embassary later again.
and we might give you the defenit answer.

May God Be With You.

now buzz off.

Next !!!

Oooh  ohhhh Fordius pick me i have a question... *fordius tries to sit up as he is a gluttonous slob who is greedy for land but cant back up his own crap...* Fordius asks Alex "what do you want" with chicken uncontrollably slipping out of his mouth. Alex asks him "how does a man that has been playing this game even before it was released have trouble taking out the *beep* empire and do you know where you went wrong?" .......as fordius thinks about this question, he tries to find his small balls to jerk off as it is lost under his stomach, alex figures out the answer by himself and says... "oh Fordius i have found out the answer for you, please dont worry yourself my friend i will tell you". Fordius sits back heavily as he is breathing hard already. alex continues to say " your having trouble defeating the Jester Empire b/c you figured Bow/Vendetta/ and holy would have finished the job for you... the job you couldnt have even started.... you didnt expect us to survive and now that we are past the borders of bow/vendetta/ and holy you have no longer got anybody to do the job you cant finish. and now you are my kingdoms hunting season... oh and now the great kingdom of Abydos saw this and was like "my god guys hearts is now open for hunting hahaha" so Abydos takes out their guns and walked over the Hearts border and is now playing on the Hearts playground and raping their women.... And as for the second answer (Where did you go wrong)... alex says "you know what fordius this is an easy one... if, in the beginning you didnt have your head so far up your ass and thought you were god and talking down to my kingdom like we were nothing we could have been living in bliss with your kingdom being good friends...but... im glad things turned out this way b/c now we have the legendary Abydos on our side and they are doin a splendid job at bricking in your kingdoms face" Alex leaves the room so that Fordius's followers can help fordius find his small balls and jerk him off. but before alex shuts the door alex asks "hey... fordius's followers" his followers turn around with something on their lips "=)" and yell "what!" and alex asks with the most honest of curiosity "hey can you guys breath with your head being so far up fordius's ass" and alex leaves and chuckles under his breath....

a little much, a little much alex

I will post about this issue later tonight :)
also I will show some stuff about your king :)
signing a pact and breaking it the day after .

the entire story will be posted later on :)
what I offered you guys.
I will also post stuff you guys sended me pm.

also your own kd m8's telling *beep* about your own kd ;)
don't worry :)

it will be fun :)

oh cmon a little politiacal humor...queitone... noones mad =) see? what happened happened, its the name of the game, fordius i hope you dont spend to long thinking something up for me haha. im sure you have plenty of time though... has anyone seen south park episode of WOW. im sure you have allot of stuff in common with that episode fordius.. haha. all fun and games guys were all grown up now we can take a joke or 2. =)

Stand before the Mighty Council of Kingdom Hearts in awe!

Oh and we cant forget our good friend Arien...

haha the war against us isn't 2 vs 1 ;)

but still we won't fall :)
mark my words :)
you guys can have all those advanges off other kd's fighting us :)

and still you guys won't manage to take us down.

Cause For We Are The Kingdom Hearts.
For Any Fallen Peasent or Soldier We Will Take 100 Of Your Man With Us.

We Fight For Our Nation & For Our Freedom.
And Not Greed :)
That Will Be Your Downfall.

*** Enters the Embassy, bows low to the Pretender on the throne, then speaks ***

My Lord Fordius, I speak to you directly, although I doubt you will reply in your own name.  As you made clear from the start, and as we would expect, your KD affairs take precedence over personal agreements.

However, to suggest to one of our Viceroys that we make a personal NAP with your players in our core KNOWING that PKS word truly is binding, only to then order them one after another to cancel their agreements and attack us once we are being fought by Legacy (were you not once one of the most vehement adversaries of Legacy??) shows a cowardice and lack of political trustworthy that I find hard to believe from you.

I do not accuse anyone of breaking the NAPS - all your KD members have acted with honour and given due notice - but I do question your leadership, your integrity, and the way you ride on the back of Legacy's power.

Rest assured that henceforth no member of PKS will entertain any agreement with a ruler carrying any of your banners, and will advise anyone considering it to think again.

Your players are Honourable, but you, Sir, are a scheming and cowardly fop to the Great Kingdoms

My Lord Fordius, further to my last, it seems that one of your players has now been ordered to not only end his NAP with us, but to breach the terms of that NAP by attacking before the agreed notice is complete.  The ageement was made that 48 ticks would be needed to end it, you have ordered him to attack in 6, not giving him time to keep his word.

You, Mr Fordius, are beneath contempt.  ALL people entering this "Embassy"  should take heed and warning from this.

haha in what way am I cowerd ?
I'm really wondering.

wasn't you guys ( NARRSE ) talking *beep* about me when I fought LGC ?
well wasn't you guys ?
now that you guys are the targets yourself and I'm friendly with them ?
I become the bad guy ?
man your full of *beep*.

also I didn't order any1 to breka their agreement
It's all made by themself.
they prolly care more about the kingdom than their personal affairs.

and also if your noted in your own mssg that you can break the nap.
as long as you notify it within a amount of time than what's the problem.

they broke the nap Honerable didn't they than theirs no problem.
I really don't get your *beep* and I really don't give a *beep* either .

now just smile while your daying ;)
else your life would be wasted :p

No, Ford, I'm not NARSSE and neither are any PKS members, nor have they ever been.  As for "you can break the NAP, as long as notice..."  I agree - as I said, I'm not accusing any of your players of NAP breaking.

But you say no orders were given - not what your players say......

xxxxxxx [Crown] (1/22/2007 6:04:23 PM)
i am sorry my friend but my suporiors have noticed that i am showing zero hostility towards you guys. The order has come in for me to start attacking. This is my 24 hour notice of me breaking my personal nap for this era. I hope that after this era is over we can go back to having a nap because i really would rather not fight you guys at all.

xxxxxxx [Crown] (1/22/2007 9:07:21 PM)
also i am sorry but i must change the time before i attack. it will be around 6 ticks before i attack because i have been ordered to give back lust to one of the members down here so i will be doing that.

I have known this player for many eras, I know he has no reason to lie, and that he wouldn't, yet he had been "ordered by his superiors" to end his NAP, and to attack in less time than our agreed notice. 

As leader of his KD, you are his ultimate superior and if your Vices have made this order to act against his word then you are responsible.
I repeat, Sir, your players are honourable, your leadership is not.

Unfortunately we have no control over moderating this thread, so i will repeat it's intended purpose:

Hello People of VU ,

We bring the news that the new Kingdom Hearts has arrived in the worlds of fantasia. The Mighty Empire is looking for new fights , new friends as they own their entire area. And had no choice than to expand to the worlds of fantasia.

That's why they build this impressive Embassy.
People that pass by all look with their mouth open to the awesome and huge Embassy.

theirs a big bord were stays noted as followed :
" What can't die is not alive. Food that can't go bad, isn't any good. To the extent that a thing is not perfect, it is real."

People that has read it wonders what that all ment ?
Talking to each other about what the text was saying.

Suddenly in the far the peasents heard some noice of Horses Galloping.
Towards The Embassy ..

When the soldiers came closer people started to yell and scream to each other.
Some said have you ever seen something like that. While Some Said Isn't That .. Isn't That GHOUMA !!

But that's not possible he died in the big battle era's ago.
Their was allot of fear in the voices of the peasents that heard the name.

Some Soldier armed in gold. Took a Scroll.
And started to read it up.

Hello Folks , Don't Fear Us . My Name Is Heavensbackdoor.
All Leaders of the kingdoms in this fantastic world of fantasia.
Hear my voice. We came here to expand our nation but we are looking for trade post aswell. Looking for new friends/allies were we can share our Interest with.

Our Nation can't be responsible for the relations made with the
Lords and Knights in our kingdom.
Only the relations made with our Great King Fordius.
Can been seen as Official.

People started to mumble a bit more.
Fordius were does that name come so familiar from.
Were did we hear that name before ?

Till some old veteran soldier that was drunk and seat in the corner of a bar. Stood Up and Mumbled. Fordius The Mighty Knight.

That Fought Huge Battles in The East of Fantasia.
He leaded his mans into impossible missions.
They Did the Impossible they destroyed the trolls that lived in that area.
They even managed to wipe out the Dark Elfs in the north.
Now they came For Us.
They Gonna Kill Us All !!!

Heavensbackdoor stopped for a moment than continued his reading.
I repeat relations that only is accept by our king itself.
can be seen as a official relation anything besides that can't be counted as official and not as a nap breaking.


This Building in front of you is our embassy.
- here you can come to whine about our TO powerfull kingdom.
- Whine about you getting your ass whooped
- Cry when some1 called you names
- Whine about the to expensive Market :P
- Whine about our soldiers raping your daughter and wife.

and many more things.
but be aware things said in here can end up worse for you.
so think twice before entering the embassy.
(Edited by Mr. Fordius 1/8/2007 6:17:01 PM)

Fordius, what you heard is beside the point - we weren't going to war you, we had firm NAPs with your members in our area, and either you or your Viceroys (I suspect you - as you seem to know all about "what you heard and reacted to") ordered those NAPs to end.  Also, one was told to give less notice than agreed.

Whether it was you or your Viceroys who gave that order, it means that the word of your KD members can't be trusted because when they say "we'll give you 24 ticks notice" you or your viceroys might order them to attack in 6.

You doubt that people will say your leadership isn't honourable, I KNOW that people say again and again that PKS are honourable.

We (well, I mostly) may flame on forum now and then but when we give our word we keep it, if any of our members break it we kick them even if it hurts the Kingdom (see War God last era) and we NEVER order any of our players to break the terms of an agreement they've made. 

Any PKS viceroy doing that would be immediately demoted or kicked as if they'd broken the agreement themselves.  That is why our word is trusted.

By order of Fuher Fizban, my infantry units have proceeded to attack PKS-held cities in reprisal to the attacks on the Fiz Reich's affiliates.

The Kingdom Hearts just happened to be in the area, and no help was 'requested' by them. Still, I cannot be held accountable that the well-drilled armies of the Fiz Reich are causing more carnage than those of our allies.

As for you Donut, Fuher Fizban orders you to lay down your arms and end your insurrection before it causes your people more hardship.

We'll see it on the battlefield, eh?

Don't think that was G bragging, Rommel, she was just making a gentle point.  Of course if Legacy turned everything against us we wouldn't survive, and we know that won't happen because "you're fighting on more than one front".  Well, you ain't the only ones, but we're still surviving with 3 kds with a total of over 800% of our power attacking and virtually no-one backing. 

Seem to remember last time that happened to you guys it was a "server war" and you whined about it for eras ;)

Rommel I personally look forward to fighting you. You are obviously someone who likes WWII (especially the Desert Fox) and being a WWII person myself, am looking forward to seeing the 8th army, (Galadriel) with her affiliates the Free French (Erunion),  and Australians (Donut) fight you. :)

No, Ezi, there's no way your experiences could match mine.  But, then, I've lived an unusually full and varied life that I'm not surprised you might envy.