Latha 12 Perhaps

Latha 12 Perhaps

03:45:32 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

So like, here i am. 5 days into the era, training some nubs, trash talking one nub (cant be named cuz he sucks that much, yes its you. Gosh ur dumb, but i lovers you <3).

and ive been messing around, havent played in like 7 months or some crap. idk. but yeah anyways

Here i am, doing stuff. Then i move some troops around, and for some shits and giggles, i look at hoh right. and then BAM there i am in 5th place.

and like, all these guys declaring on me and shit

bunch guys, ya know. the usual. big tough nubs, the nubs wanting help but then attack after u give advice. and then like.

yeah anyways, im crying atm. so get over my typing adn rambling, its hard to stop crying im LOLin so hard atm. My stomach hurts, most exercise ive had all year. but yeah. my army. in 5th place, on the 5th day. IS DUN DUN DUN, drum roll....... 2k mages. HELL YEAH. here i was hoping for a challenge, i may just LOL quit right now, yes.

LOL quit, kinda like rage quit, but rage quit is when you suck and just flip the desk over and shit. but LOL quit, is when something is so epically funny, you will never stop crying to be able to see the screen again to even play.

and to my lovers, yes u were right. fuuu im back again, to mod abuse and bum rape you (fordius taught me some moves) and like yeah, i wanna be a troll. but i think, that. yeah idk anymore.

peace.

feel free to flame me, please. this game needs something, and like. ENDLESS GET UR ASS IN HERE, oh and swifty. you too. maybe uhh i forget the other guys name who fails, oh wilber. wait no. i love him (in a homo way), uhh stirlin, thats his name, always asking me for shit, and play this and that. i think thats him anyways.

no im not drunk, im HIGH ON LOL's.

OH btw, i wanna be the greatest guy ever, that everyone wants to find. WALDO. if u dont get the joke. then here.

I got stopped by a cop, so I pulled out my 9 millimetre.

Once he'd stopped laughing, he arrested me for indecent exposure.

04:03:45 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

...I....ugh....I....yeah...umm...zondervan for new VU president. That's all I'ma say >.> and I'm just FUCKING TIRED goddamit >.>

06:03:30 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Dakarta:

That was the most ignorant thing I've see on VU since I've came here.. Holy sh*t. That is a disgrace.

06:18:04 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

When was that? surely was recently, as ive got no clue who you are. Plus there is wayyy worse. that was simply to try and liven up the forums :PP

16:27:36 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Dacarta:

Yeah, I'm more or less new, a few months ago. I'm sure there is worse, I've just yet to see something like that.

16:32:19 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Morgan:

Morgan mad.

17:20:08 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

Haha thats because the forums are dead! Use to be, there were posts non stop, it would take your hours to read if you wanted to catch up, now you login 3 days later and are lucky to have 5 posts to read.

Liven this place up!

It was nothing personal, not directed at anyone. But you see now there are people talking, aye? :D

Zond like Morgan mad. GRRR!

18:46:46 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Dracula:

Do you fear me Zond?

Apparently killing 97 men and women makes you most fearsome in the world :P

Most Fearsome Rulers

Mr. Dracula has won 0 battles, captured 1 cities and killed a total of 97 men and women.

18:49:42 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

I do :( Your an evil man, not even I kill women!!

I prefer to rape them and keep them locked up >:D

18:51:35 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Assasin The Silent:

Well I prefer to bite their necks, drink blood

And then make them my slaves, forever doomed to immortality

Having to feed with blood, they are forced to continue with the killings

18:53:16 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

then why did u kill them :( they just knocked at ur gates and wanted some food, and to plague all your cities..

18:54:29 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Dracula:

Well to become undead, they need to die first

Its just how it works :P

18:55:14 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

true :/

Guess ill just keep working on this plague and see how your players handle it :p

18:58:02 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Dracula:

Not a problem... when you are already dead, you do not fear much indeed

Wish we had undead race in this game, would be so cool

18:59:59 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

Wish we had any new race in the game lol

But you soon, you wont be so Undead anymore ^^

19:17:43 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

wow zonder, that was the most lamest shit I have even seen, won't be so undead anymore? wow *clasps*

19:21:02 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Dracula:

He would make us alive again? If not dead?

He would break the curse of immortality?

Should we then have tea and cookies?

19:27:02 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

no, then ill eat your tea and cookies, and take those woman you captured that stay young forever and use them as my immortal sex slaves for my whole family until one day we snap and kill one because she has become to common and we are disappointed. >:]

19:30:29 Sep 15th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

I always thought dracula was dead...he just did things...terribly nice things...I mean c'mon "oh I can kill you but also make you immortal!" Geez thanks idiot lol

21:23:56 Sep 15th 12 - Lord Chade:

zondy are you really that bored mate? :D

21:59:43 Sep 15th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

ofc, so hurry and buy a house! :PP

18:27:58 Sep 16th 12 - Lord Jellybean (Mr. Dwarf Beanz):

Oh dear...

18:30:09 Sep 16th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

no, its ohhhh zond. get it right :p

03:08:34 Sep 17th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

I wonder if the undead are worried right now...

03:14:32 Sep 17th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

I think so, as there buddies next door the starks just attacked me also.. and i havent even engaged Undead yet xD

09:29:23 Sep 17th 12 - Mr. Dracula:

Worried, why would we be worried?

Other then constant Zonds killing of our scouts, they did nothing else, and we are expecting them at our doorstep. We have a nice welcome party settled there. But I guess if they do not want to come, we might have to pay them a visit...

14:21:17 Sep 17th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

Keep to your doorstep, you come out you'll die.

17:02:37 Sep 17th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

They wont come out ;)

23:41:51 Sep 17th 12 - Arwyn (Ms. Arya Stark):

yea this game definitely isn't what it used to be! Anyways things are gonna pick up thats for sure :)

Good luck to all this era! The activity in this world is easily tripled from last era already...............sad :/

"Winter is Coming"

01:14:31 Sep 18th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

Zond tends to cause these problems ;)

01:17:28 Sep 18th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

It all started cuz someone killed my scout >.>

They asked me to move it, and i did not because they wouldnt theirs from my core. So not my fault :P

03:13:41 Sep 18th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

Mmmmm naz.

15:04:18 Sep 18th 12 - LukeTheDuke (Mr. Eddard Stark):

VICTORY!

Mr. Eddard Stark.

We have burned and destroyed Frankfurt.

We killed all of the 0 troops.

Our troops gained +2 extra experience.

chance=44
dice=40.68001

Troops	Alive	Dead	Injured
Transfer II (your army)
Gaia	0	0	0
Hammerthrowers	0	0	0
Ogres	0	0	0
Shamans	0	0	0
Nazguls	15	4	6

16:15:46 Sep 18th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

I love how your troops got their asses kicked by pezzies, won't see that from a troll, nice army bro plus you gained NOTHING from doing that gj.

16:17:03 Sep 18th 12 - LukeTheDuke (Mr. Travadixxen The Troll):

I love how my troops just burned down a 40k mine. rofl

16:19:25 Sep 18th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

I remember a little birdie, talking of people bashing noobs, and then here i see someone with some exp burning cities of a player who has never played a single era.. LOL

Btw, how does it feel, to lose a few hundred naz to a few hundred slingers?

16:23:02 Sep 18th 12 - LukeTheDuke (Mr. Ambrosias The Flesh Eater):

dang, why you make me feel so bad? and i am not really that experienced.

16:24:52 Sep 18th 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

Hahaha, shouldnt have attacked a newb :p

Now its my turn to attack ^^

since ur naz are dead hehe

22:17:23 Sep 18th 12 - Mr. Morgan:

U kill his naz?!?!?! WHY EVIL SO U ARE?

22:38:05 Sep 18th 12 - Mr. Treelover:

Can we get a translator in here?

12:52:30 Sep 19th 12 - Arwyn (Ms. Arya Stark):

ohhmeerrrggeerrrrwwwwddddd!

Lots of trolls! lol someone mad?

20:02:11 Sep 19th 12 - Mr. Equi Librio:

Its funny how everyone says they have kingdom full of new people, and suddenly they all start coming at you with huge armies that could never be trained by someone that is new to the game. It takes a few eras to be really good at the game, and the armies the so called new people bring are just proof that every world is just full of people that pretend to be new but they are bashing on newbies... :(

23:22:36 Sep 19th 12 - Mr. Warwick:

well I blame that on a certain legend (still love u bro)and other "pros" that have been giving the new players (and myself) extremely helpful advise, otherwise I wouldn't be on the hoh atm :)

05:50:23 Sep 21st 12 - Arwyn (Ms. Arya Stark):

It doesnt take much to be on HoH in Latha lol

07:30:22 Sep 21st 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

Considering, I havent been online in 2 days. Yes my bad for being the one fighting 2 fronts and securing them and they failing..

12:40:33 Sep 21st 12 - Mr. Gohan:

stop attacking me :(

19:59:00 Sep 21st 12 - Dragon (Mr. Firebrand):

lol Zond your always a blast to listen to.

21:27:54 Sep 21st 12 - LukeTheDuke (Mr. Eddard Stark):

I need to call myself the burninator... burninating the country side!

00:01:06 Sep 22nd 12 - Arwyn (Ms. Arya Stark):

your welcome luke :p

00:57:19 Sep 22nd 12 - Zond (Mr. Bohning):

would help if i was active^^

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