Our stars had settled in the grey/brown hills of zetamania, and renamed it Hollywood. (must speak to locations director - we wanted green hills)
In the distance, we heard a virus was spreading, and soon enough, the evil Qassimodo had appeared.
In an unprovoked attack, this evil (bad looking smelly) character unleashed his wrath, forcing our stuntman to require a new botox injection for his lips.
Our star, Bruce Willis eyes up this evil Qassimodo... "Its McLean" he mutters under breath, and springs into action.

everyone knows that hollywood ppl need stuntmen.. doomed I say XD

yippiekay yay M*therf*cker :P

The evil Qassimodo unleashes his snarling dogs on our hero, John McLean. He looks up at them disparingly, and mutters "why does this always happen during the holidays?"
He looks around him disparingly for something... anything... the dogs from hell close in on him...

With Qassimodo pondering his next evil, hideous attack on our 90210 village, McLean notices Warchief Yurn.. Warchief Yerni...
McLean notices Warchief YoYo is itching for an enterance to this evil plan to infect 90210 with their satanic HIV plague....

(note: We could sooo use a Milla Jovovich for this script as I think its going to be a Resident Evil sortof plot...)

*slips quietly into the back of the theatre, big screen O_O, munches on some popcorn*

**Stands behind ED.**

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Seeing Katie Holmes in the audience, he swells his chest, knowing she should be with a real man, not some goofball scienticilist in platforms who flirts with ghey flyboys.

He jumps into the a nearby cab, and goes crashing through a bad reconstruction of Disneyland... so bad they called it Disney Park with its fake mice and preverted Ducks. Intentionally swerving to hit Goofy, he brings the gab to a screeching halt in the middle of the HIV infested graveyard they call a core...

Gagging for oxygen, he looks around... "this will do nicely" he mutters... grabbing the cab radio he calls in for Johnny Depp

*would the squeely girls please leave the theatre now, as you are really annoying whenver JD comes on screen... and take Wyzer with you... he's looking for the dirty movies again with that overcoat on!

a ha ha ha <3

wyzer.....

With the ground on fire... our hero sees that the evil witches have called upon Freddy to rescue them from their peril... his sharpened knives look set for our hero... has McClane bitten off more than he can chew...

Suddenly, the radio crackles... "Mc... McClane.. are you there... John?"
With one eye on Freddy, John lifts the mic to his mouth... "Yeah... Im here" he mutters in a tired, fed up voice...
"Its me John... Johnny!"
"Johnny who?" McClane mutters... "Heres Johnny" and upbeat voice says over the microphone... "ok ok" he shouts "me... Jack Nicholson.. anyway... listen up. I got this Downsized  troll dry humping my leg, I got a shitty hangover from a drink session with old Blue eyes over there, and my alimony's due... so what do ya reckon... get rid of the hangover, the troll or my ex ?"
"ex's.... " McClane mutters... ponders on the thought of shooting the ex's.
"Do the Troll first" McClane reluctently mutters... " ex's will just scream while you do her and thats no good for the hangover..."

"I'll be back"

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Awesome movie! :D *Brings out the popcorn*

*The Loser Loser waits in line for an audition... or maybe a cameo appearance...*

With the evil Qassimodo smirking at having captured the kd toilets, our Hero blazingly sidesteps the nutjob called Freddy, unzips his trousers and begins peeing into the snow covering the walls of the silly magicians castle. "yippy kiya mo.." he begins etching into the iced snow.

With a move he learnt from Tequila Sunrise, he scares Warchief Yus... Warchief Yass.. he scares Warchief YoYo back to his teepee, before going and kicking on the door of Qassimodo's excuse for a city...

After near 40 minutes of attacking the dustbins, which began with a spectacular flying kick which fell a yard short of target, Qassimodo gives up on attacking the dustbins. Denzel Washington, attempting to pull himself together after watching the funny scenes, notices Qassimodo feed 4 washers and what looked like a hairball into the broken payphone.
He dials 1-800-loser
Pulling out his crayon set, he begins making detailed diagrams from the instructions given to him by 1800loser. At the end of the one sided conversation, the diagram looks like a scene out of Lady and the Tramp, with loads of sphagetti going everywhere. We wanted to ask what the meatballs indicated, until we realised they were'nt meatballs, but rather a bad case of poor hygiene.
Denzel smiles... "Im gonna love this..." as he starts putting on his surgical gloves.

1-800-loser?

why did you have to bring TBL into this story? i dont take advice from hmm -.-

good luck Hanky

It only you guys had Bruce Lee...

hmmmm

Im still not hearing anything in your story about Megan Fox

im getting displeased, impatient, and agitated. That is the single sexiest person in your kingdom yet theres nothing on her...

hmmmm

Twamao would freak because apparently sexy people are being ignored!

:P

A wild agent smith appeared.

Can i have a free ticket Plz .. :)

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end.






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02:40:28 Jan 1st 10 A wild agent smith appeared.

So... following an extended interval, the movie continues.

Bruce Willis?