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A few days ago, 3 of our scouting parties was on an expedition to explore this large and mysterious world that is called Fantasia.

1 head west from where we initially were. 2 went south instead.

All 3 scouting parties manage to send out a messenger telling their current predicament. They are trapped within the hostile territories of Hex and Relentless!

I hereby publicly declare war on these two kingdoms to rescue our brave exploration parties! We shall break down your walls, rape your womens, enslave your mens, raid your food, carry away your gold, and burn your trees until we rescue our mens and satisfy our anger.

God I wish... Instant morale boost by 5% :D

But it's still pleaseing the man... So it's not technically rape.

From what I know about males and their genitalia... Jizzing feels good for them. Unless we poured burning candle-wax over their winkies and Nipples, that would hurt.

Men like to jizz with their MINDS and their testicles. We are a complex emotional gender that is not only interested in the carnal experiences of the flesh. ;)

ur scouts are tied to ma bed and enjoying themselves!!!

i hope the prisoner get free

Wheres the like button in this game?