Carnage: Playing... fair?

Carnage: Playing... fair?
23:02:09 Jul 21st 07 - Dark Lord Finwe: why dont you come to meet us?
23:04:14 Jul 21st 07 - Lord Sanosuke Sagara: ill bend over and everything if you do!! (maybe even get naked for you) :o
23:05:08 Jul 21st 07 - Lord Hermes: "why dont you come to meet us?" Wha? I thought you were coming to us? All that work and now your scared?
23:15:31 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Helios: Hope they hurry up, the beer is getting cold and even I can only drink so much. =P
23:43:50 Jul 21st 07 - Ms. Persephone: I do too, the stripper's oxygen inside that cake can only last for so long.....
00:27:24 Jul 22nd 07 - Lord Eleutherios: @ Helios: I know you are in charge of the sun, but I love beer being cold... @ Persephone: Erm, I will prefer to send the cake to Abydos after the expiry. Not only will it taste bad, it will smell bad too. Though the sight....well may as well let them have it. --- * Imagine ESPN commentator voice * Yes, the wall building and horde massing competition has begun! On the left, is Carnage, building walls to stop the Abydos horde while pumping level 1 troops to build up their horde! On the right, is Abydos, massing their horde with high level troops, then building walls as rest stops towards the Carnage core! But they are constantly stalling, despite their superior troops and actually having 2 hordes (compared to Carnage's ahem 1). It seems that Persephone had just done a troll American Idol make-over and is scaring them! Oh yes, this is an epic battle! Who will prevail? Carnage's Walls of Helios or Abydos' Hordes of Osiris? Or Persephone's American Idle Troll Makeover? Or this is just going to be a slow stalemate until the end of era?
00:31:31 Jul 22nd 07 - Ms. Persephone: Uhmmm.....i choose the bridge building faeries? Those are some nasty motherbeepers... The cakes good, i poked holes in the top..... But we couldnt get the karaoke machine though:( (It was damaged at our last party in a rather funny incident involving marduk, enyalius and a rather very randy donkey....dont ask.....)
00:40:14 Jul 22nd 07 - Lord Sanosuke Sagara: leave my cake alone dammit! im not naked yet
00:59:54 Jul 22nd 07 - Lord Hermes: Thats pretty disturbing...............o.0
01:28:03 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: sure as hell is disturbing
13:08:05 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Peace War And Suffering: walks in turns around and walks out agin
19:38:10 Jul 22nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: *Septim walks in "Who ordered a Flamingo with a side of rattlesnake curry?"
20:37:42 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Polydeuces: "I thought i said gardensnake curry, oh well over here!"
20:40:53 Jul 22nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: *Septim walks over to Polydeuces and gives him his food, he takes his money and walks away
21:33:20 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Millenium: mugs septim on his way out
21:35:23 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Polydeuces: mugs millenium for my money back "Hey looks like it was free." puts a smile on
22:06:35 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Cros: Carnage tricks as allways... Making you look more and more untrusted people. I would not like to have one of you in my kingdom. But maybe we have? A spy?
22:08:26 Jul 22nd 07 - Ms. Persephone: Uhmmm......ok how about you know your facts before you start spouting off at the mouth? None of the above players are in carnage, the last carnage player to post was hermes.... And to the others, funny stuff keep it up^^Maybe we will finally get this locked and on to carnage embassy version 3.0
22:13:38 Jul 22nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: Septim pulls out a Colt 1911. "NOBODY STIFFS ME!" Septim shoots Millenium and holds the gun to polydeuces head "Now give me my money back!"
22:26:15 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Polydeuces: "I'm sorry here is your money." *hands out more than he stole because he is scared
22:33:15 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Ajax: *Ajax hits septim with his 230 pound hammer and takes polydeuces money and leaves "Carnage is a great kingdom it has taught me alot and helped me with some stuff i didn't know. The leadership is great and i would just like to say i hope you like HAVOC."
22:33:47 Jul 22nd 07 - Lord Sanosuke Sagara: pouts at all the carnage boys and girls
22:45:19 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Cros: you all suck in roleplay :D
22:56:02 Jul 22nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim: Septim gets up and goes berserk "ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! SEPTIM SMASH!!!!!!!" Septim grabs Ajax's hammer and squishes him with it, he grabs his money and throws Ajax into a trash can and runs away yelling
23:24:45 Jul 22nd 07 - Lord Hermes: What yer talking about, Cros? Carnage can be trusted.
00:11:41 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. MY God Farts: since when?
00:17:20 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Soccer: no they cant! did i see a carnage horde just get knocked back by aby? uh oh.........
00:19:54 Jul 23rd 07 - Lord Hermes: @My God: Since when not? @Soccer: Yup, but for what cost? To use a way to much overused line here: They won the battle, but they will never win the war :)
00:28:00 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. MY God Farts: your lucky we had too many injuries to go chasing after you though or else we would a step closer to your core :)
00:32:42 Jul 23rd 07 - Lord Hermes: Heh. Maybe Abydos is the lucky one ;)
00:33:18 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Soccer: lol, well said hermes! so much fun watching this war! though i wish we could be in it mutters "stinking phi wanting to fight us all the time!"
00:45:42 Jul 23rd 07 - Ms. Persephone: <your lucky we had too many injuries to go chasing after you though or else we would a step closer to your core :)> Please dont start making it look like you obliterated us, we only suffered around 10% casualty rate, we knew what was in both merges (got to love eits) just a matter of luck, abydos had the upper hand this time......
01:01:21 Jul 23rd 07 - Ms. Persephone: Check that it was more like 20 something% Hats off to Abydos, that was one hell of a party we had together:D (Oya, please return the lampshade you were wearing on your head back to me please....sure it was cute when you were naked and all but its my lampshade....)
01:11:18 Jul 23rd 07 - Ms. Persephone: And can someone in Abydos come get Dark Orion, he's passed out drunk on our couch:(
01:44:04 Jul 23rd 07 - Demonic Shezmu: right...who stole my servants?! can someone bring them back?! and yes I know they look all hawt in those outfits, though they're only good at bringing drinks to party people...for the rest they're pretty much useless tbh...now give them back!
01:51:51 Jul 23rd 07 - Ms. Persephone: Uhmmmm......yeah....it turns out I also need to make an official apology to Abydos..... We're sorry for the...uhmm..donkey incident.....and the horse incident......we didnt need know they would blow their.......uhmmm well you were there so no need in explaining it further.... Our bad:(
01:53:15 Jul 23rd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat: To start a new flame war in a thread that has nothing to do with such a thing, I'll try to answer to the following comment >>>"stinking phi wanting to fight us all the time!"<<< with some temper : Soccer, maybe things wouldn't have been this way if your no-life-scum member (or Viceroy, I don't know) Falazar wouldn't have had a multi in our Kingdom. Actually they would have been the same but still, your no-life-scum member had a multi in our Kingdom. Falazar, your whole freakin country should be banned from VU to prevent you from playing! (apologies to all of Falazar's nationality but I wouldn't want to see anyone having to go through what Mirror has with that (fake) Condinho scum earlier this era)
01:54:58 Jul 23rd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat: Weirdgrivi pours some gas on the fire :) Screams in a mad-man's voice BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!
02:02:22 Jul 23rd 07 - Lord Eleutherios: Yes, the score is Abydos 1, Carnage 0. Yes, we are all going die! No, Abydos, do you want me in your kingdom? I don't want to die. Let me do a Condinho. Muwahahahahahaha. --- * Wakes up from nightmare * --- Party is over or still on? Persephone, you must stop making those Marche Knockers and Linlaubues, they have overwhelming powers.
02:11:50 Jul 23rd 07 - Sir Helios: Not many deaths seeing as we were the ones on the receiving end. =P Maybe next time you will come out of the blocker to play? As for chasing us? Go ahead, I'd look forward to sending you back to your own blocker to. Evil Grin BTW... Who stole my beer?! Eyes Sloth closely Bet it was that sneaky mage...
02:40:08 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Soccer: weird, that is a serious education. please PM me with any proof u have. he is not a vice, but still reflects jester. we need to sort this out ffs.
03:10:21 Jul 23rd 07 - Dreadlord Valarion: flames weirdgrivi Just want to make sure I dont lose my touch!
03:17:14 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Sloth: Eyes Sloth closely Bet it was that sneaky mage... Didn't I tell you about my cat?
03:23:41 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini: wow abydos beating carnage and abydos has 3/4 of the members carnge hav actually even less then that
04:50:49 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson: Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat is a newbtard.
04:58:09 Jul 23rd 07 - Ms. Persephone: Wow Justanius, i am blown away by your critical analysis of the situation bewteen carnage and abydos....all the more impressing considering youre not on the same map even:O Wow!
05:19:54 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. MY God Farts: :o I didn't know he was psykick
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