Team LGC Recruiting!

Team LGC Recruiting!

03:28:01 Sep 27th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Now, now. Let's go over a few things first?

Ever heard of a joke? Ever heard of 'political humor'? Perhaps this was Fizban's way of making a stab at everyone else's recruiting policies, only with a Legacy-twist added to it. It must've really worked because I even had some of my own teammates convinced that I was serious. ;-)

So, allow me to sum it up for you:

This thread is a joke.
Legacy isn't on a mass recruiting spree, and we wouldn't do one in the forums.
I still want pictures of Natalia and various other women.

Thank you, that is all.

03:38:21 Sep 27th 07 - Lord Epyon:

nice joke Fizban

I'm sure you have all of us laughing

14:53:59 Oct 9th 07 - Lord Echram:

With Carnage disbanding I need a new place. Stormy can vouch for me.

General Requirements

Having the ability to 'breathe' and to technically be considered 'alive'

Everything was working last time I checked it.

Having the ability to type things in a keyboard, mostly your login and password.

Check. Login and Password saved on computer, so that ain't a problem either.

Be able to build very large mines and spam out troops.

Check. Ask Stormy. I am able to build large mines. Though I sometimes get bored with building. Then I just spam troops.

Be able to MOVE said troops, or put them under the command of the Legacy vets.

Check. Already learned those sort of things in Carnage!

Having no life except for playing VU is a plus.

Sadly I do college, but when a army is merged it doesn't really matter.

Being able to run multiple accounts and spy on other kds is an added bonus.

That would conflict with the automatic saving of my login and password. I can do the spy-thing. I can always blackmail Stormy if needed.

Having in-depth knowledge of latest TV-shows and anime will help your life among Team LGC greatly.

Check! Huge fan of Anime!

Now for gender-specific requirements:

Males:

Must be able to put up with jokes and remarks about your sexuality and penor size.

Check. Already used to it, so no problem. Do it myself to.

Must be able to have rough bummsecks with Swifty and Val whenever they're needing 'relief'.

Check. Cant be worse then Stormy.

Be able to make jokes and remarks about how you want to tap Quietone. Great remarks/jokes are instantly turned into Team Lgc channel info.

Check!

20:35:55 Oct 9th 07 - Mr. Soccermage:

wait, this thread isnt a joke! Swifty has been PMing (check my PM count, they are ALL from him!) me constantly trying to recruit me, and anyone i have ever met! no joke!

19:47:20 Oct 10th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Hmm, I think Marche has potential.

Can you make a sentence with 'penor' in it please?

02:31:03 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Brashen:

Did anyone take your thread serious Fiz?
that must be the biggest joke of them all.

(wow im so glad I never had time to apply here when I first noticed the thread)

05:49:22 Oct 12th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Actually, yes. Several people did, whose names I'll keep anonymous for their own safety.

06:14:39 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

heh, I didn't even consider it as a joke, just asked about aplication because I'm not sure what kd I will join next era. Oh well.

06:26:55 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Architect:

But I wanted in. I've been good to you guys through everything, I think I should be allowed into LGC.

06:53:08 Oct 12th 07 - Lord Argyle:

Allowed into lgc is not the correct words, if legacy wants you really bad I think they will contact you Archtect. I mean, if you are good there wont even be a discussion...I guess. And if legacy is recruiting this is bad news for me, because then my plans to steal their irc channel will be heavily pushed back, cause of more people to guard it :(

I will make a big finale with a song I made recently:
"I am the nix, sitting on a stone in the river singin! Come follow me into the river so I can pump you!"

07:08:19 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Architect:

But I want in, my Kingdom Carnage just sat around and farmed the whole era. They didn't even do anything, I need to be somewhere that I can attack and kill, and Carnage is just not doing it for me. I need team LGC.

07:55:40 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Mastro Geppus:

Actually, Legacy is really recruiting for next era...that's what a couple of friend of mine told me. Even them:)..they got recruited.

14:17:52 Oct 12th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Eh, we've recruited nobody for next era. Sorry Geppus, do you want to keep grasping for straws? (Wait, that's what he does nightly...)

14:51:30 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Rock Hard Reginald:

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when Mastro said he had friends.

22:02:43 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Mastro Geppus:

Sir Fizban

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10/12/2007 6:17:52 AM Eh, we've recruited nobody for next era. Sorry Geppus, do you want to keep grasping for straws? (Wait, that's what he does nightly...)

Not that I care but if you will ask the poor Firestorm to change his name next era....to allow you to keep saying lies:)...well...it would not be nice:).

Mr. Firestorm [UV] (10/10/2007 10:55:33 AM)

Next era i will be a member of Legacy

This shows the constant lying of you guys...hope you redeem yourselves:)....it is time....after this era defeat:).

22:47:13 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Rock Hard Reginald:

It's interesting to note here that the most slightest of actions that LGC makes attracts a large audience from its legions of wannabes. We, quite literally, are unable to wipe our own asses without being overwhelmed by a frenzy of autograph-toting fans, or have it broadcast throughout VU which hand we use to wipe our asses with (right and doublefolded, fyi)

Fra, you aren't, nor have you ever been, nor will you ever be as good as us. Quit your fantasising, throw aside those idols you've made of us, and go back to being a nazgul-fed nobody who got his ass kicked this round and is as bitter, as bitter can be.

The entire thread has been a farce, a joke, something of which Fiz has played a major part in playing around. Only you could take it so seriously as to try challenge the legitimacy, of what is, a spam thread. Now really, who has the last laugh here? The joker? Or the only one who took the joker seriously, and tried to upstart him?

I'll leave it to the audience to decide.

22:51:03 Oct 12th 07 - Lord Epyon:

well, I'm in need of a job and you do mention that you need your asses wiped....

;)

22:54:52 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Rock Hard Reginald:

The joker fooled the fool, and the fool is made out to be a joke.

Man, I should be a bard! And Epyon can be my personal *ahem*..assistant? ;)

23:39:52 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Tooty:

so LGC is denying that they are recruiting? I wonder why =s.

02:17:12 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Mastro Geppus:

Thats funny Rock. You calling me names they dont belong to me...but anyway....the point is that you guys are lying again about the recruiting:).

Oh forgot to say...I am truly forever definitively NOT a wannabe:)....of a bunch of losers:).

I am just stating the facts and the fact is that Fizban clearly lied....as many other times:). Sorry to pi\oint out that.....for the rest, I agree.....you have a great sense of humor...and make me laugh a lot everytime you post something...so please keep posting:).

03:54:24 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Architect:

LGC still wont even respond to me, I want in!!!! I've always dreamed of meaning in LGC every since.....forever. I post here in this oh-so legitimate farce of a recruiting thread asking to be admitted, and they wont even address me. I don't get it, why is this?

07:13:04 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Draven:

your hair is too long arch, LGC is a legit business organization with a dress code :)

07:42:13 Oct 13th 07 - Lord Epyon:

Mr. Rock Hard Reginald

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10/12/2007 5:54:52 PMThe joker fooled the fool, and the fool is made out to be a joke.

Man, I should be a bard! And Epyon can be my personal *ahem*..assistant? ;)

:\

when do I start?? ;D

07:51:03 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson:

Lord Epyon when do I start?? ;D

Mr. Rock Hard Reginald We, quite literally, are unable to wipe our own asses without being overwhelmed by a frenzy of autograph-toting fans, or have it broadcast throughout VU which hand we use to wipe our asses with (right and doublefolded, fyi)

Apparently Epyon all you have to do is ask whoever has been spying on Rock Hard Reginald when he goes potty.

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