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hehe next era i ain't playing glad, but im sure there are a fair few people who want a peice of your new KD esp after you killed em all this era and caused such a storm in the forums..

but next time... you can attack me when my army is around to defend yeah?

*kisses lewathas bumbums*

im straight, ill prove it, ill kiss wilbers bum bum

Kingdoms:

The Bushido Award for most Honorable: How does one define most honourable? An award that is mainly subject to ones sense of honourable. From my personal point of view, Fate has had very solid experiences with its friends MAD, DMC and Revelation this era (with the exception of that numbskull Struddle, of course). Therefore, they receive this award.

The WMD Award for most Destructive: MAD – that taking apart of a ‘superkingdom’, Rebirth, within 5 days, was tsunami-like in its destructive wave.

The Field Mouse award for least heard from KD: Abydos. God knows what the hell they have been doing….

The 'Say Hello to my Little Friend' award for most effective new player KD: Hellbunnies were pretty damn effective this era. Good core leadership.

The Stalin Award for Most Ruthless: Revelation

The Hippie Award for the Most Peaceful: Abydos. 80% of their power was spent on one kingdom, Fate, and they are just sitting inside their forward bases.

Best "Pull it Together and Wreak Hell Army":

Early era: My army that tore through the JUICY core.

Mid era: Gladiatorul’s army that tore through Rebirth.

Late era: Fordius’s army that leveled a substantial portion of Armageddon.

Honourable mention: Random’s and Penguin’s mega sized human armies. I should have gone bleepin human….

Players:

The Rommel Award for Best Tactics:

Fate – Noa (lived up to expectations), Ben (really unexpected ^_^)

Revelation – Sparker (now I see why he is a legend), Fordius (lived up to expectations)

MAD – Gladiatorul (MAD’s MVP)

DMC – Jondrus (very pleasant surprise)

Hellbunnies – Chancellor Ademo, Anika (two very promising players)

Dynamite – Penguinator (he learnt from me :P)

Chocolate – Randomator (he learnt from Penguin :P), Qassim (Chocolate’s OOP pillar)

DE – Santa (probably DE’s star)

LD – Dannygraig (saw quite some promise from him)

Rebirth – Middle Earth (probably the only player to “make a statement” for Rebirth)

Abydos – Sloth (giant, as usual… to bad playing in a sleeping kingdom with a crap leader)

Phi Factor – Zerocool (my impression is that he is Phi’s most impact player)

GOTF – Jay (very promising)

JUICY – Salamon (only player I saw who did something for JUICY. Rest couldn’t live up to their vaunted status)

The Merlin Award for Best Magic User:

Fate – Onslaught (Top man :) )

Revelation – Roxbury (always performs. Would have put Struddle, but responsibility and sensibility are factors that make a “best player”, so he is out due to sheer stupidity).

Dynamite – Penguin God (one of the gods of STG. I should have gone human :( )

Chocolate – Random Nub (the other god of STG. He should have been a real nub :( )

Crazy – Psycho Pathic (for deviously casting that first Plague on Fantasia and denying all responsibility for it ^_^)

The Four Horsemen award for Most Warlike: Adakis, Penguin, Gladiatorul, Mazzery

The Hobbit award for the Best Farmer: Probably Lewatha… didn’t hear much from her too, except for a lot of hot air.

The 'That's MISTER @$$ to you' award for most likely to get slaughtered next era: Most probably me (Ali couldn’t back up the commitment he made last era to slaughter me, so he will try again next era) or Penguin (everyone wants to slaughter penguins).

The Condoleeza Rice award for best Diplomat: Von Darkmoor, Stormcrow,  Sparker, Mzzery (for bulldozing through her kingdom’s relations :P ^_^)

The Benedict Arnold award for biggest traitor: Struddle – fvcking nub indirectly betrayed his own kingdom and allies with his ‘fun’ plague casting.

The Jack of All Trades award for best all around:

Fate – Ben (did everything), Wolf (for a troll, some nice magic play on JUICY)

Revelation – Sparker (again, legend)

MAD – Gladiatorul (all rounded ability)

DMC – Jondrus (stronger on the attacking, good tactical sense)

Hellbunnies – Chancellor Ademo (promising all rounder)

Dynamite – Penguin the Punny Monsta (you learnt from me you fag! :P)

Chocolate – Random the wannabe Pussy Monsta (you learnt from my student you fag! :P)

Abydos – probably Sloth (greatest of respect for this guy)

The "I'm Too Sexy for this Game, but I play it anyway": Dalak… too much molesting of Stormcrow and Von Darkmoor. Starting to get touchy feely with me too. Eeeew :P

The "I Love to Do the Dew" Award for best roleplaying: Throatslasher – Waaaaaarrrgh!!! Should be Lord Throatslasher next era :)

The "I'm So Hot I'm on Fire" Award for best and funniest flames:

1. Penguin

2. Myself

3. Ademo

4. Gladiatorul

Fun Awards:

Most Artistic Banner: Fate

Sexiest Banner: Dynamite

Oddest Ruler Name: Lady Sexier than Quietone – stupid name. Also, a flat chest (aka A cup sized.... boobs?) is not sexy at all.

The Best Sp@mmer: Penguin ^_^  <3

Dynamite – Penguinator (he learnt from me :P)

its opposite you learnt from me fàggo

I am always the first to admit I don't know everything. What I posted is just what I was able to see with my own limited LOS. I got the impression that Middle Earth was the strongest Rebirth player... even you said so many times in your debates with Gladiatorul. And well, you cannot deny that Rebirth did fall pretty fast.... frankly with the amount of firepower MAD had already massed up then, any kingdom would have fallen pretty quickly anyway.

Feel free to correct me at parts you think I am wrong. Politely and civilly please ^_^

"Feel free to correct me at parts you think I am wrong. Politely and civilly please ^_^"

now thats something i dont see everyday in here. with that attitute in here, maybe the discussion would have been a little more objective in here:P

Middle was our strongest player, but "made a statement"? he was our strongest player cause he was the one out of 3 to flank LD and was the most successfull one. while we others fought on their blockers:P he just had most resources, but we had players playing equally well (Pure, Sky and Gokken all had a good era)

and it was much more then 5 days to break us down. but yes, we gat overunned cause we had to many wars =)

Oh before I forget, I think the most important players in a kingdom are the mages and blocker defenders who sacrifice so much to be able to give the attackers a platform to succeed. My <3 and thanks go out to all my kingdom mages and blocker defenders and also to all mages and blocker defenders out there. You will always be thought of and appreciated :P ^_^

next era there should be a new award "Most Bored Playing Blocker Defense"

I saw that scout of yours next to mine... can you imagine how much self control I am exerting atm to not spank it? :)

Dont be silly i <3 you very much *tam taram taram* , i guess i shouldnt touch

Boredom is relative

My point is relative as well :p *runs*

@Magneto - just a true gentleman can do this: trying to highlight whats good in each KD; well done

@random - i teached tbl , so you learnt from the master :) lol , so stop talking or ill do the same thing again

actually I teached both pengy and TBL and a whole bunch of other players who doesnt give me credit BOO to you I say! :P

and about Phi, didnt pay attention to them late era since I was too busy irl but early IGNIS was defenitly their most dangerous player. that maniac gave us a really hard time (and hard penises coz his moves where so hot).

Lastly
I'm not gonna make a list since its stupid, instead I'll be satisfied with giving kudos to Phi and Bunnies who we fought this era. You where both good sports and gave us a really challenging era.

Jesus, what is it with all the arse lickers now.

Chade is understandable, he doesn't know better. But Glad? Tut tut.

The "Im hated" award for the person that thinks he/she is hated: Gawaine

I AM hated though. Have you not seen the thread for getting me banned (although it's meant for belmont, I got brought into it. xD)?


The Sooper Nub Award for worst player: Me.

have to agree with Alfred, the OOP war's we had with bunnies and PHI were great :p had  a lot of fun during the first weeks ^^

I remember panicing several times and calling our swedes up or storming in to morforias room crying for help several times as well as cursing the lack of merging everytime Ignis made a move =). Also recall a nice all-nighter I pulled to take on Bunnies east core. Fun times indeed! Stupid Mzzery working nights =( got an edge on all us europeans.  But she's sweet like sugar so I'll just take a bow and thank her for the match. GG.

Oh it was Morforias...I got you two confused :P.

Thanks Gladiatorul. Every kingdom has good players... and well, everyone plays a role to make an era what it is :)

Struddle, if you do want to test something that strong, you need to give a heads up warning man :) (and yes, your plague was REALLY strong...). I wasn't pissed because I wanted to win the era... I was pissed because we had Random in our Fantasia core with a huge STGed army, and I had to pin him down with my army, and the more archmages I lose to the plague, the greater was his chances of breaking out and wrecking damage to us.

Just be more careful next time please. Allies work to protect each other... not burn each other's butt ^_^

*Gets my fiancee to slap the fire out*

Man, that felt good :P

^_^

practice the plague on Latha, that's what the nubs are for =P

lol nate , i thank you for giving me those MAD cities at the end. yes you stopped me on baratie but not on your team mates...who lost cites not expecting an attack, much like i didnt expect a bunny army to walk through a MAD blocker.

it was you who failed to understand simply comprehension nate, like saying LD shouldnt of picked a fight with bunnies and its our own fault re your correspondance with ld members. as i tried to point out numerous times we did nothing to bunnies at all, something they freely admit, they just chose to war us.

since baratie linked our cores and we werent allowed to go out via MAD blockers(that courtesy only extended to bunnies) yes we needed that one open. but once it became the front line with opposing sides on each side of it , then it should have been closed. neither us nor them,per agreement, were to use MAD cities to advance the war.

by keeping baratie opened you allowed them carte blanche to spread further, by all your statements it was clear you supported bunnies over us.

as danygraig and others have said...most of LD were especially grateful for MAD with the rebirth war and wanted even closer ties. the antics of yourself and a few other MAD kingdoms showed you guys were merely self serving in your endeavours. certainly not worthy of the esteem we had given you.

minipalp/duran

author of the book " dont get MAD get even"