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nah, we're just tired of you guys bragging about nothing.  Atreides, you should check out DoD's post after we declared war on you.  Now stop this nonsense of  "First of all...YOU'RE COMING TO OUR EMBASSY AND INSULTING US!! WTF!!"  Technically you started it first. :P



Dak sier:
we need to hury up this nap
Dak sier:
basic idea, leave our cities alone, and we'll leave yours alone
Kjetil Rikardsen sier:
i presented our negotiations to my counsil earlier today. And together we decided that a formal agreement based on such talk is not apropriate
Kjetil Rikardsen sier:
hence we concluded with not agreeing to a nap. However, we hope you leave us be when we are at war with Music
Dak sier:
*sigh*
Dak sier:
your death
Kjetil Rikardsen sier:
that a declearation?
Dak sier:
It will be in a few minutes, or hours depending on whos online
Dak sier:
but we already have troops prepared

It's hard not to  reply though!  Specially when one of them goes and says something i believe to be true!  I wanted to go into a page long rant (probly wouldn't be too long acually, i'm not a good wordsmith) but i held back.

*Ignores the post*

Here is Jesters "justification" for declearing war upon a KD already in war with another. Here are my talks with their representative. This is unedited, and the purpose of posting it is for all to see the true face of our negotiations.

Mr. Dakarius [JEST] (7/1/2007 6:27:34 AM)
You have had time to contemplate this NAP, and the warhawks in Jester want to invade your unprotected backside. It is not so hard to get an NAP. I ask that you hurry up with your decision making before we decide it is not worth it. I understand you are not always on, so I give this warning first. Plz. make your decision. ~Dakarius PS. no pressure :)
You (7/1/2007 4:01:48 PM)
I can't nap you knowing that it means i join side with everyone of your allies. Can this be avoided?
Mr. Dakarius [JEST] (7/1/2007 5:11:49 PM)
you do not need to nap our allies. Our alliance is more for mutual defense.
You (7/1/2007 5:15:13 PM)
Truthfully i am surprised. Have your counsil spoken lately, for i've heard otherwise from other sources. Moreover, my kinsmen and myself are doubtful of the purpose your settling in our area serves

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[Dakarius] we need to finalise this NAP
[Adelbert] recent developments are worrying me
[Dakarius] such as?
[Adelbert] first off, members of an enemy kingdom has joined your ranks while still iin war with us
[Dakarius] we are absorbing IE
[Dakarius] there politics no longer are functional
[Adelbert] i see more settlements with your names on inside our area, and also, the pressuring msgs are provoking
[Dakarius] They are ment to be
[Dakarius] you take to much time in your decisions
[Adelbert] i'm not active
[Adelbert] that's all
[Adelbert] however, that's about to change
[Dakarius] which is why we should settle this now
[Dakarius] we need a direction, and without an NAP we fully intend to take out mirror
[Dakarius] Simple politics
[Dakarius] we can't leave you alive and hostile
[Adelbert] you seem convinced it'll be a walk in the park
[Dakarius] with our allies, it will be much easier
[Dakarius] but many do not wish war
[Dakarius] myself included
[Dakarius] I wish an NAP so we may continue with our buisness
[Dakarius] are you there?
[Adelbert] truly, you are not the only one with friends Dakarius. Also, Mirror has just initiated a war which i am certain will last for quite some time. So we do not either wish for a war, yet our negotiations has only had a provokative function this far. And it has come to my attention that it is you who are hostile, not us...
[Dakarius] I never claimed you were hostile
[Adelbert] 17:24 [Dakarius] we can't leave you alive and hostile
[Dakarius] We are being quite agressive
[Dakarius] hostile means you have the potential of turning on us
[Dakarius] we wish to be able to have a secure border so we may persue war elsewhere
[Dakarius] It is mostly unease in Jester that is causing our aggresivness
[Dakarius] I am recieving pressure to finish this NAP
[Adelbert] your unease are not of my conserns Dakarius. And i have little interest in hearing of it
[Dakarius] It is nothing personal, I like Mirror
[Dakarius] you are going to war with Carnage, yes?
[Adelbert] i cannot comment on that at this moment. However, i can tell you that we do not share any agreements of not warring
[Adelbert] you claim you wish to settle borders, yet you settle inside of what will become Mirror territory in a potential nap
[Dakarius] As I said, we are absorbing IE
[Dakarius] I will be back in a sec, I need to go eat
[Adelbert] i'll be waiting
[Adelbert] When you're back, can you answer me how you intend to allow us to settle a blocker countering yours on the river? Your newly initiated members are inside our area.. Would you leave their cities to us?
[Dakarius] possibly
[Dakarius] what would you consider acceptable
[Dakarius] are you even on?
[Adelbert] i would demand every colony west of the river immidently. Without question
[Adelbert] i would like to add that i'm provoked by the fact that renmants of a hostile kingdom is granted refuge by a potential naped kd
[Dakarius] We have been wanting to absorb them for some time.
[Adelbert] that is also not of my conserns, they joined jester on the verge of defeat, and truly they'd be dead now if not for their sudden change of tag
[Dakarius] there kd was structuraly falling apart
[Dakarius] without Arzun
[Adelbert] due to the fact that they were attacked by a supreme force before they could even realise it
[Dakarius] possibly
[Adelbert] obviously they would still exist if not for our doing
[Dakarius] we wanted the players, not the kd
[Dakarius] no, they were falling apart last era
[Dakarius] you just finished them this one
[Dakarius] I have to go, I will be on this evning
[Adelbert] then let's speak further then
[Dakarius] I still wish this NAP
[Adelbert] and we still consider it greatly
[Dakarius] good, I hope I have not overly offended you








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Later we talk on msn

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02.07.2007		00:18:06		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		are you on?
02.07.2007		00:18:08		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		Hi
02.07.2007		00:18:09		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		yeah
02.07.2007		00:18:17		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		good
02.07.2007		00:18:26		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		we need to hury up this nap
02.07.2007		00:19:11		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		basic idea, leave our cities alone, and we'll leave yours alone
02.07.2007		00:20:01		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		i presented our negotiations to my counsil earlier today. And together we decided that a formal agreement based on such talk is not apropriate
02.07.2007		00:20:25		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		hence we concluded with not agreeing to a nap. However, we hope you leave us be when we are at war with Music
02.07.2007		00:20:41		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		*sigh*
02.07.2007		00:20:45		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		your death
02.07.2007		00:21:09		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		that a declearation?
02.07.2007		00:21:38		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		It will be in a few minutes, or hours depending on whos online
02.07.2007		00:22:26		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		but we already have troops prepared
02.07.2007		00:22:58		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		So you intend to interfere on an already ongoing war... Mirror resents that, and i assure you that we intend to not only fight back, we will remember your unhonorouble actions
02.07.2007		00:23:17		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		hardly unhonorable
02.07.2007		00:23:41		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		we tried peace, and you rejected
02.07.2007		00:24:10		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		A simple NAP was all it would have taken, and we would have gladly left you alone.
02.07.2007		00:24:22		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		We are not unreasonable
02.07.2007		00:24:42		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		you tried to dictate us as a lesser kingdom, we rejected. We considered your peace, but we realised that it'd be wrong. Already you've let Music troops through your blockers
02.07.2007		00:25:10		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		That blockers had troubles
02.07.2007		00:25:25		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		yet you would do so anyhow
02.07.2007		00:25:25		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		we have had it demolished and rebuilt
02.07.2007		00:25:33		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		we will now
02.07.2007		00:25:44		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		we wouldn't have with an NAP
02.07.2007		00:25:49		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		did you attempt to stop him?
02.07.2007		00:26:02		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		we couldn't
02.07.2007		00:26:09		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		did you try?
02.07.2007		00:26:20		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		no
02.07.2007		00:26:30		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		we had no NAP
02.07.2007		00:26:41		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		every time we've spoken, you've been hostile
02.07.2007		00:27:02		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Indeed, my word reflect the kds feelings
02.07.2007		00:27:16		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		half wished war half, peace
02.07.2007		00:27:35		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		then truly you realise that your offer of peace couldn't be interpreted seriously
02.07.2007		00:28:04		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		well that sounds good to me if we do NAP wit them... i think i might have gone with a less vigorous approach to talks but hey, if it gets the job done and without problems, hats off to you
02.07.2007		00:28:11		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Make sure you dont give over Milli's city though please... dont let people have our cities easily ever.
02.07.2007		00:28:21		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		just asking, but is that city "death of a farm" passable? i mean can enemies go around it instead of destroying the blocker first?
02.07.2007		00:28:54		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Death of a Farm has been destroyed at my request. I will build a new blocker that works in the next 2 ticks DoD
02.07.2007		00:29:12		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		ok guys we know we're gunna fight mirror now..
02.07.2007		00:29:45		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		before you declared your self
02.07.2007		00:29:55		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		do what you please. However, realise that your actions are not morally aprovable.
02.07.2007		00:30:13		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		no matter how you turn it, you are interfering
02.07.2007		00:30:15		Dak		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		good day, I have to go eat
02.07.2007		00:30:32		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		i'll see you then..
02.07.2007		00:30:34		Kjetil Rikardsen ^o);)		Dak		good luck

haha...i mean ..*ignored*

And sorry I should have ignored that >.>

mirror, i am sry bout this. all i can say from my understanding is that u rejected our NAP, and we attacked. is that wrong? no peace = war.

many times kingdoms have been defeated by multiple kingdoms, this is fantasia. im sure u can think of many instances, even some from last era. i hope we can regain good terms, as i have loads of respect for mirror and its players.

    Dude...he wasn't really hostile. He was like, "Yo! What's up? You wanna have peace? (MUCH LATER) Dude..you still haven't answered...you know if we don't get peace we're probably gonna go and kill you. Do you want peace or not?"
  
Sorry for posting...but, yea.
  

Lol Soccer is a vice.

Jesters are kewl

and all the others who aren't named Mifune

*Tiber starts cutting a piece of posterboard for no apparant reason.

i don't get it... how is that a compliment?

bump for Nostalgia

there's been rumors >.>    <.<

edit: I'm a necro >;)

I know mr. D but it's still fun

omfg there back!?

Wait Wait, , Mifune, Benny and Soc gonna be there? I cant remember anyone else right now from my era with jest, 24ish.

I <3 my Jesterssssssssssss

Sirbraxis....mystikalrisk, Zues...Sirmeat....Soc dont tell me you forgot me?

braxis?  interesting...........ur still around!

neither was I :(

love you too soc...is Jesters coming back?

btw... im not a fundemental part of jester :(... so hurt

yes..............that was the point of Jester. :)

Sir Soc Innewyork

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7/27/2008 11:31:15 PMall these new names............i don't recognise any of them. felix? sirmeat? hmph!





you lub me ;)