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Fantasia FFA Era of Epicness
23:06:01 Mar 29th 13 - Binh (Mr. Binh The Late Starter Again):

"Why am I reading all this?"

Because you are noooooobhammer!

I must be a nooooobhammer too because i'm reading all this :P


01:37:45 Mar 30th 13 - Endless (Mr. Adelard Gamwich):

I am not a nooooobhammer because I only read the last two posts :p


01:44:35 Mar 30th 13 - Jesus Left Toe (Lord Apeiron The Uninspired):

I just came on here to tell Legend that his cities will soon be mine.


01:49:24 Mar 30th 13 - Zond (Sir Killa Lotta Hoes):

i just came here


09:46:45 Mar 30th 13 - Legend (I am Longhorn Beardsome):

Augh hurry up!!


11:20:39 Mar 30th 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

TBL the Great Satan of Manchester United 11 - Wilber "Casa Pia" Force 1


13:23:39 Mar 30th 13 - Legend (I am Longhorn Beardsome):

Its Estac Troyes TBL...


22:46:47 Mar 30th 13 - Mr. Bier Bitte:

Why hurry? Time is on my side...


22:50:27 Mar 30th 13 - Mr. Bier Bitte:

Well, then again. I need to rush and take some stuff before Squiddly starts moving again. His 100k AMs has been standing still for 24h.


01:45:15 Mar 31st 13 - Mr. The Little One:

Penis.  That is all she wrote


11:15:36 Apr 1st 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

17:31:13 Mar 29th 13 - Kobuskan (Sir Kobu The Young Adonis):

We also want to wait till Ford is OOP so that we can kill him again.


Mr. Quasimodo Fordius	Misfits             	Fantasia            	Dead


12:48:10 Apr 1st 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

18:39:35 - al Shaytan al Akbar won a battle against Away from I am Longhorn Beardsome. We lost 0 Ghosts, 0 Archers, 0 Riders, 1930 Spellweavers, 2720 Archmages and 0 peasants in the battle and 4650 of our soldiers got injured.

18:39:19 - al Shaytan al Akbar won a battle against Away from I am Longhorn Beardsome. We lost 0 Ghosts, 0 Archers, 0 Riders, 3648 Spellweavers, 5141 Archmages and 0 peasants in the battle and 8788 of our soldiers got injured.

18:39:06 - al Shaytan al Akbar won a battle against Away from I am Longhorn Beardsome. We lost 0 Ghosts, 0 Archers, 0 Riders, 5962 Spellweavers, 8402 Archmages and 0 peasants in the battle and 14363 of our soldiers got injured.




Bye bye Legend. Beothuk thanks you for your city :)

13:01:08 Apr 1st 13 - Legend (I am The Forgotten Legend):

Grr... JLT said he would come for me.... Unfair kd you got there.


13:13:40 Apr 1st 13 - Kobuskan (Sir Kobu The Young Adonis):

Casting Armageddon from Arma II upon Demand with 25% chance of success...successful, If our defence holds, Armageddon will start within 240 days. All of our Spellweavers survived the spell!


16:32:39 Apr 1st 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

We are going to leave the Arma city undefended. Anyone who does not want Arma to continue, feel free to come down and destroy the Arma city :)


16:54:23 Apr 1st 13 - Zond (Mr. Weird Too Funky):

sweet, ill restart now and head down!


18:30:05 Apr 1st 13 - Mr. Recruits Pls:

You know what, despite the outcome of the era and the previous 3, I still maintain LGC is a better KD than Beowarriors is, was and ever will be.


april fools!


16:32:16 Apr 2nd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Legacy will always be top dog as long as Binh is its leader.

Though with Wilber "Major Liability" Force as vice, Legacy has a major weakness that can be exploited by capable strategists who learned the Art of War from Sun Tzu.


16:36:47 Apr 2nd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Looking back though, I would say this is one of Beothuk's most epic, memorable and dominant eras.

We have fought in an era of no NAPS and prevailed. We took on the strongest player in the game at his most active and motivated and came out on top. Our players occupy places #1 - #23 in the rankings (or will be). No kingdom even comes close to matching out total % in power level.

Beothuk took on the challenge thrown down by Legacy and have shown that it is more then up to the task.

It will be a long long time before anyone can match Beothuk's achievement of the 18th era of Fantasia.


- this post was typed with a totally straight face and every word of it meant -


16:50:48 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Recruits Pls:

You're right TBL. Every challenge that LGC throws at you, you complete. Every barb they throw at you, you throw aside. Every army LGC throws at you, is frozen by Kobuleader and anhilated.

"BEOWarriors can't beat us 1v1". BEOWarriors destroy LGC 1v1.
"BEOWarriors can't beat us without NAPs". BEOWarriors destroy LGC without NAPs.
"BEOWarriors can't beat us without farming". BEOWarriors destroy LGC without farming.

GOAT KD.


19:18:23 Apr 2nd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Thank you for the acknowledgement, Swifty. I hope that you have been learning from us, and especially from me. As I told you several eras ago (when AYCEB destroyed Legacy then.... it seems this is a common theme where I am concerned), the secret to success is to memorise all of Sun Tzu's words and principles, and to not have a significant weakness in the kingdom (like picking the wrong leader, the wrong vice, or even having the wrong player within your group.... like Wilber).

That's the secret sauce to building a multiple era winning kingdom. A dynasty. A GOAT contender.

A true champion.

Like Beothuk.


19:27:17 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Recruits Pls:

Legacy's legacy will be one of failure.


20:01:35 Apr 2nd 13 - Idiot First Class (Mr. Nooooobhammer):

I normally don't get involved in these flame wars, but I would just say that having an OOP war against just one person, albeit on of the best in the game, and then fighting a weakened Legacy where no one could farm up while most people in BEO did isn't really the top accomplishment in recent eras. Or, if it is, its been a couple of boring eras.... lol, just my two cents


20:19:48 Apr 2nd 13 - Elite (Mr. Elite):

How can you be proud of what you "accomplished" this era, when if you spawned closer to the other kingdoms the outcome would be completely different? How can you be proud and find it glorious to farm away for 2/3 of the era and then kill the others that were warring from day 1? If you find this epic you must live a pretty boring life.


20:25:33 Apr 2nd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Some of you guys need your sarcasm meters, sense of history meters and understanding of inside joke meters checked.


20:29:07 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Borid:

A proper glory would entail that which is properly glorious. Without magnificent acts, what are you? Would Beowulf's tale stand tall if he killed an already wounded beast? Would Heaven's tale shine bright if Satan were but a wounded creature upon entrance to war? Beothuk is Beowulf advantaging disadvantaged adversaries. A pity, for their pomp and insincerity boasts mighty boasts of grandeur, flaming a forum to sate their lust for recognition and awed worship. A pity, the large beast Beo, who sniffs at rivers of blood to find the greatest power of old, Legacy. Beset by armies of dragons, its own offspring, the mighty Legacy prov'd its immeasurable power by slaying most, leaving some to hide in holes cowering. But Beo, with its petty pack of wolves, did hunt the terrible phoenix-dragon, who will come again with fiery wings of fury, ready to consume in terrible vengeance, naught but a pack of rabid wolves. Down with TBL, the piteous alpha of dogs, who dared challenge an ancient Dragon beyond his strength, beyond his wisdom, beyond his dirty sceptor made of horse dung. 


20:33:32 Apr 2nd 13 - Idiot First Class (Mr. Nooooobhammer):

Ah damn it.... why couldn't you of posted it yesterday? I could've potentially gotten it then...lol


20:41:55 Apr 2nd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Borid.

Beothuk has been there, done that.

Beothuk has killed unwounded beasts. Multiple unwounded beasts. And killed Legacy multiple times (4).

Beothuk has no need to pander to your opinion. You did not praise it when it accomplished its wins fairly in the past. Your scorn now thus is not taken seriously and has no effect.

P.S. And please.... I've been kicking said ancient Dragon's ass for so long, its even getting boring now....


20:53:21 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Boriod:

What form of worship does the alpha of dogs require then?

Beothuk has no need to pander to your opinion. You did not praise it when it accomplished its wins fairly in the past. Your scorn now thus is not taken seriously and has no effect.


21:00:57 Apr 2nd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Well, you can start by jumping off a tall cliff and into the Atlantic. Preferably while wearing concrete shoes.

Then maybe... just maybe... the Beothuk gods will start to take some notice of you.


21:04:41 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Boriod:

Your eloquence moves me 


21:16:33 Apr 2nd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Before I forget, I would also like to assign credit to a very important person who played a pivotal role in helping Beothuk achieve its unprecedented and unmatched levels of domination this era.

Last era, Warlock, in his and his kingdom's fear that Beothuk could not be resisted if it had even a single NAP, challenged Beothuk to play this era of Fantasia with no NAPs. He threw a stinky glove and trumpeted his dare loudly, clearly and publicly to the rest of VU in the forums.

Beothuk, while fearing being in an unfamiliar situation where it did not NAP small kingdoms and solo players and would be accused of bullying and destroying the gameplay, nevertheless had to take up Warlock's challenge in order to prove, once and for all, that Beothuk could triumph without having a single ally alongside them.

And to Beothuk's and my great surprise and delight, we (Beothuk) succeded beyond our wildest dreams. Never have we imagined that not having any NAPs would make us so unchallengeable.... so inexorable.... so irresistible.... with nary an obstacle in our path as we cruised towards our 4th era win. In a row.

And now.... now, only do we realise that Warlock actually had the best of intentions in throwing down his challenge. He had sought to unlock Beothuk's inner potential to let its true strengths shine forth. Which could only have been achieved if Beothuk had nary a NAP. And so, he purposely shamed Beothuk into accepting the no NAP challenge, but hidden beneath his rough demeanor and actions lay kind and noble intentions.

And so, with this era, Beothuk finally realised that Beothuk had been holding Beothuk back in the past actually.

Thus, for opening our eyes, for making us enlightened, and for showing us the delight and nirvana of how it is like to conquer and stand at the top of the mountain without a single NAP this era, Beothuk warmly thanks Warlock, vice and key player of Legacy, for his heartfelt intentions and attempts to make Beothuk a better kingdom.

Warlock, you will always have a friend in Beothuk for life!


21:20:24 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Boriod:

The great god has spoken 


23:08:19 Apr 2nd 13 - Legend (I am The Forgotten Legend):

TBL is gonna be the new Barny? Wall of texts?


23:29:43 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Burrmaniac:

Nah, he just uses politicial frases and "stone turnings" to make him look good :) Not even worth reading :)


05:40:54 Apr 3rd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Awww..... poor little butthurt Warlock.

Its OK son, its OK. Smart Masters in Chemistry student like you can rebound from this debacle of an era. Its not the end of the world for you :)


05:41:47 Apr 3rd 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

Beloved Blinypoo asked me to post this on the forums.


Mr. Bling (4/3/2013 3:49:09 AM) GOOD BAD
PLEASE POST ON FORUM
21:47:38 Apr 2nd 13 - Mr. Bling: (Edit post)
*beep*es and inglorious bastardfhaghomoghey butts


You sent ur armies. im still here.
U threatened doom. im still here.
U promised annihalation from the start. im still here.
U vowed the masses would wipe us. im still here.

We fought EVERY kingdom from day one to day whatever the damn fhag day is... and we still here.

That piece of *beep* u stepped in today. we did that.
Art of War... *beep*es... we scribbled that *beep* together with our colouring in pencils ages ago, got it published, give birth to the chinese nation, created chuck norris to kill the Art of War just by adding it to his Amazon "must read" list, then we gave North Korea some toy nukes, gave their leader a bad hair cut, and told him in our best yank voice we thought he was a fat twat... and we're still here.

So shutsthefecks up on my damn forum beeping thing and accept this. we owned u from the start. we prepared your path, we gave u glory, only for you all to step in a pile of poo at the end. slaghomogheyfeckers!


08:26:39 Apr 3rd 13 - Mr. Squiddly Diddly Doodoo:

05:20:24 Apr 3rd 13 - Mr. Boriod:

The great god has spoken 


Didn't you start a thread about you leaving VU? 


http://visual-utopia.com/forum.asp?f=In+game+politics&t=The%20End%20of%20Small%20Fries&page=1


17:02:06 Apr 3rd 13 - Mr. Decrepit:

After his verbal spanking, TBL, like Adam in the garden of Eden, tucked his tail and blamed poor Warlock. I will have you know that he is no Adam, but an Eve - deceived. It was but Warlock, of greater strength than the effeminate TBL, who but took divine pity upon the hopeless soul, that ruler of pampered pups, and enabled an inglorious victory that brings fits of glee to our favorite dung-sceptered monarch. And now, Mr. wannabeSquidward, the wishful flute tooter Squiddly Diddly Doodoo, TBL's string-chained cartoon, has nothing but reminders to show. 


If TBLs banter did not stink to high heaven, I would not have returned to see what provided such a stench. As it is, the investigation of odors is at hand. 


17:13:42 Apr 3rd 13 - Mr. Recruits Pls:

Why does Bling act like a complete retard all the time? And who cares what he has to say?


The only posts I care to read are from TBL, saying how it is.


20:42:24 Apr 3rd 13 - Electric (Electric Cowabunga):

Why should people care about what you care about reading?


00:02:08 Apr 4th 13 - Stewie Griffin (Prince Stewie Griffin):

But then again, who cares about you caring if he cares about him caring? #Careception


00:15:15 Apr 4th 13 - Mr. Squiddly Diddly Doodoo:

Wow, that Small Fries guy has 'come back' in style and is really putting TBL in his place. Hazzah to you good Sir. ;)


HE must be really, really small to crave attention so badly. I mean why else start a 'leaving thread' and then not actually leave. 'Leaving threads' are sad enough but infinitely worse when the author doesn't actually leave. In reality the only flute tooting going on is by him in the Legacy Skype Chatroom... :)

Keep up the good work buddy.


02:05:31 Apr 4th 13 - Zond (General of Hate):

The best part about reading Tbls post is seeing the sparkle in his eyes when he first reads it to me on skype, so i can proof read it and correct the errors. Its magical, i must admit it! And the curvature of his lips as the words are spoken like Sun Tzu himself. You guys miss out on a lot.. :/


Also, this "Small Fries".. me myself, i like a large fry with my meal. But he does have some nice word and truth behind the intellect many wont get or even realize. 

I have died and will be reborn. To conquer the world of all the filth and good, to make it one entire endless field of filth filled with the corruption of diplomats and orgasmic wars! huzzah will be yelled as Misfits destroy all those who oppose the new reign of power fuelled by Fords unlimited pleasures. 


06:22:54 Apr 4th 13 - Mr. Decrepit:

DooDoo,


Taking you serious becomes difficult when you cry and complain like a high school girl. I thought I was quitting, but i'm not (you can thank LGC members for that, btw). If that was your idea of a comeback, then you uphold your laughable reputation. If this is a diversion away from TBL, then your rallying defense reminds me of a she-pup defending its mate. In this case, that is repulsive. 

As for my own position in LGC, of course I want to be accepted. If they don't want me, another KD will. I initially joined LGC with no understanding of their reputation whatsoever, and the sole reason I bothered staying is due to the social interaction. 

Could you at least put forth an effort if you're going to flame me? So far the big bad small fries is a mind-changer who wants LGC to accept him. So my question, so what? And - who cares? 


08:10:11 Apr 4th 13 - Mr. Squiddly Diddly Doodoo:

'uphold your laughable reputation'


'you cry and complain like a high school girl.'

'diversion away from TBL'

And you say I need to put in an effort... At least try and comprehend what has been written before responding. Virtually none of your retort is even relevant to my post, except for you imparting the knowledge that you changed your mind because of your good mates in Legacy asking you to stay. I suppose you did answer my original question even if you didn't intend to.. :) 

Good luck and keep up the good work. Maybe next time you 'quit' you'll get a few more posts in your farewell thread.. ;)


10:31:13 Apr 4th 13 - Mr. Bier Bitte:

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck"

- George Lucas 1977 (Hero to Nerds)


10:43:23 Apr 4th 13 - TheBornLoser (Mr. The Great Satan):

*chuckle* Dalak's toying with Small Fries / Salazar like a python toying with a mouse... :D

Small Fries, you're a relative newcomer to this game, so you do not get a lot of the history or the inside jokes. Acting like a smart-ass who can't back up his words will not impress anyone... at the end of the day, they will just see your ramblings as empty hot air... :P


23:09:10 Apr 6th 13 - Mr. Bier Bitte:

Armageddon will end the world of Fantasia in 110 days unless the city of Demand is destroyed!!

Looks like we'll clean the whole map this era....


23:18:59 Apr 6th 13 - Mr. Recruits Pls:

I wonder what challenge LGC will give BEOWarriors next?

"You can't beat us without logging in more than once a day!"
"You can't beat us without communicating with KD mates!"
"You can't beat us without using magic!"


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