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River Jumping II
19:44:11 Aug 7th 07 - Ms. Persephone:

<sigh> Mielo my hero! <faints from being so close to such a handsome man>


19:47:19 Aug 7th 07 - Mr. Enyalius:

I just have to through something in..............look how pathetic this is.......

Brotherhood from Wolflord Karac
Swordsmen:120857---OMG WHAT IS THIS!!??
Archers:6051
Knights:4863
Magicians:18433
Catapults:1459
Peasants:0

CB Reinforce II from Mr. Gothrim
Swordsmen:1
Hammerthrowers:18400---Hammers? How pathetic!
Axemen:0
Runemasters:4000---ONLY *beep*s have that little amount of MUs!
Cavemasters:0
Peasants:0

Army of The East from Mr. Gothrim
Swordsmen:2
Hammerthrowers:26500---again with the hammers!!!
Axemen:0
Runemasters:3250---*beep* can't even protect his armies from Magic!
Cavemasters:0
Peasants:0


19:51:07 Aug 7th 07 - Lord Hermes:

Quote from Perse:

"dont make me lock you up in our dungeon with the other malcontents......just let it die man, isnt worth it...."

Or do you want to me locked up in the Dungeons? o.0


20:03:41 Aug 7th 07 - Ms. Persephone:

<wonders where septim has run off to, his spamming abilities is missed:P>

Now now Emyalius, there you go stirring up trouble again....i think thunder and i have already shown that its pointless to argue.....

Nah hermes, i wont lock you up, last time i did, i lost several important serving wenches....maybe thats what is clogging our drains.....


22:37:52 Aug 8th 07 - Ms. Demeter:

I don't see any red hand members??  Where are they ?? did they fled ??

*looking... *

*looking*

A silence will fall...


22:42:16 Aug 8th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*A can of SPAM flies through the window, hitting Hermes in the head.

I hope that is good enough for you Persephone, anyways, I think that if Zeta is ok with Riverjumping going on, I guess we all just have to live with it...


23:03:19 Aug 8th 07 - Wolflord Karac:

@Enyalius

 

they are called blocker armies, scrub troops, nice job tho, let me see how i match against ur armies........ oh wait, where are they?

 

Look to the west if you want the real armies, thats my front, just had to put something in the blocker for help.


23:25:38 Aug 8th 07 - Ms. Persephone:

Just couldnt let it die huh?:P

Hell of a western front you have going on, i count maybe.....3  rh units out there now....sorry bout all those blockers we broke through earlier today, we'll send some repairman over to take care of the damage^^

And you dont see enyalius' troops for a good reason, he's our mage:P

Nice try though....


23:53:36 Aug 8th 07 - Wolflord Karac:

Great, getting lectured by another no show to the party ^^


00:24:41 Aug 9th 07 - Ms. Persephone:

Heh, thats pretty funny Karac. A humorous attempt at trying to make me look like i am not involved myself. As i said, i am more than willing to bring up battle reports of multiple cities and armies my unit wiped through before Krum finished me off....but i guess your memory seems to be fading now.....

Unfortunately i cannot commit any more troops to such a party as i am involved in some pretty good fighting with zeon....pretty tough cookies they are^^ Looks like the party is getting interesting now out west (you know what i am talking about;)

 

Now cant we all just let it die?


01:01:10 Aug 9th 07 - Mr. Gothrim:

Yeah, I think we should. It'd be embarrassing for me to have to regurgitate all Sp00n's 101 lectures to me on blocker armies vs rapid attackers, dwarven defenders, elf defenders vs elf mages, and so on. The above armies were originally (a) a very small reinforcement intended for a blocker town, and (b) the still-small nucleus of another blocker town meant to work with other forces. But then most guys would guess they were something like that.

Oh and tell your people not to approach my towns with anything less than large armies or merges, else...

Fi*beep*ll of Teeth

Commander:Mr. Reznor
Kingdom:Carnage
Size:Corps (Around 50,000)
Status:Camping

Home Guard with 178355 soldiers awaiting your orders, Mr. Gothrim...
The enemy has 69202 soldiers armed with Magic weapons and mithril armor. They have 0 peasants traveling with them. We have 91% chance winning this battle.

VICTORY!

They surrendered. Mr. Gothrim. We have won the battle!
We killed a total of 19880 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 16934 enemy troops.
Our troops gained +1 extra experience.

PS. And Home Guard, as the name suggests, is actually another blocker army. Who says hammers can't fight so long as they stay....at home.


01:02:16 Aug 9th 07 - Mr. Strike Zakira:

ehh...too bad my army no there to defend :(


01:06:48 Aug 9th 07 - Lord Hermes:

If you want to let it die, don't bloody start another whole issue.


01:16:34 Aug 9th 07 - Ms. Persephone:

@Gothrim: Once again, you're battle report would be impressive if it wasnt for the fact that you had more than twice his troop total (of course i know that means nothing...but still)^^

Yes, we know all about blocker armies, blah blah blah...but this late in the game, those kind of armies wont cut it for blockers, unless the only reason was to stall the incoming armies for a bit...and i guess it doesnt work after all considering demeter took 2 blockers this morning and another blocker in the south fell later today.

And could you guys please start putting mages in your armies? I am getting tired of seeing all the magic reports we keep posting in our forums, what with all the eits, rof, freezes, etc.....

 

@Konichiwa: :D

Seriously, we could keep going back and forth like this all day but it really is getting tiresome....

Unless you want me to bring up latest example of "jumping hypocrisy" this era with the wall jump and attempted river jump you guys are currently trying on us:P


02:15:54 Aug 9th 07 - Mr. Gothrim:

The lady wants to see magic? We shall oblige.

Magic

Casting Freeze from Fort Eastmark upon Asrai with 75% chance of success... and Successful!
The Asrai from Mr. Desert[Havoc] is now frozen for 8 day(s). You lost xxx Runemasters and xx of your magic towers got destroyed in explosions.

Fort Eastmark is an armory, not really a mage town...I'm a dwarf, lol!

(The guys will hate you for this, hehe!)

Anyhow that's it from me. I'm really lowering myself with this thread. Bye! =)


02:17:11 Aug 9th 07 - Wolflord Karac:

Damn, dont even get my own thread. And thanks Konichiwa, knew there was a reason i loved ya.


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