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Okay, I've read all the recent conspiracy/religious/philosophical (yeah the zelda or link thread) threads recently and theres always been one question on my mind:


Who was the first person to think of drinking cows boobie juice, and why was he/she so sick? Plus, how did it catch on.
Was everyone into beastiality back then?

I'm assuming the convicts in aussieland discovered it, correct?

Cow boobie juice isn't much different than human boobie juice.  I bet that's how.

Did the boobie juicers test every animal, then decide which one is the nicest. Serious question, what twisted individual would ever think of just randomly going out and drinking each animals milk.

Which makes me think of, who first drunk snakes blood?


Little things like that make me wonder about the human race sometimes. Must we try to eat/drink everything?

I would guess that someone saw a colt sucking on *something* hanging from it's mothers underside.  Humans, curious as we are, probably went in to figure out what was happening.  It's not a far leap then to think that someone figured "hey, if that cow can drink it, I bet I can drink it", and so they tried it and from there it caught on.

milk also becomes cheese and yogurt both protein foods

"I would guess that someone saw a colt sucking on *something* hanging from it's mothers underside.  Humans, curious as we are, probably went in to figure out what was happening."

I don't think they had to figure out what was happening.  Humans are mammals.  Cows are mammals.  Humans drink their mothers' breastmilk when they are young.  Calfs drink their mothers' breastmilk when they are young.

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
COWS boobie juice OWNS ALLL >:D!!!

what a horrible way to go 

Don't bite my head off random guy!

It was merely a stepping stone.


I wonder who first thought of eating jelly?

and don't forget the goats milk

...and the yak

Certain Tribes used to eat every part of the animal, in the process they discovered that there was milk in the utter's... i think its self explanatory

are you basing anything off of history Rensmouth? The Truth will never be out there because something like that was never recorded in any text's. And Humans for that time period were Tribes of family's so yes my theory if it can be called a theory is not off base.

Ask Jeeves is trollin'!

Your line of reasoning is not well thought out, Ask Jeeves.

Which came first:  the domestication of cows, or mothers breastfeeding their children?

The breastfeeding.  Way, way before.  Millions of years before.  Humans did it long before they ever came in contact with the ancestors of our modern cows.  They did it when hunting mammoths.  They did it when we as a species were scavengers on the African plains picking meat off of bones left behind by larger predators.

Do you honestly think that humans would be surprised to see cows breastfeeding when they observed the exact same occurrence happening between every species of mammals they came across?  Do you honestly think humans were not smart enough to make the following analysis:

My wife and the mother of my child feeds our baby by letting him drink milk from her breasts where a little nipple sticks out.  This cow feeds her calf by letting it drink milk from her breasts nipples stick out.  My baby is sustained by my wife's breastmilk.  This calf is sustained by its mother's breastmilk.  Therefore, it is very well possible I could be sustained by the cow's breastmilk.

Do you honestly believe humans had to cut a mother cow up to discover that it had a liquid inside it not too different from human breastmilk?  It's a quite unnecessary step, and as cows would probably one of the more recent species humans have come across in our evolutionary history, early humans already had thousands of years to witness breastfeeding among mammals.

"Gurgle in your own juices."

Still be trollin'.