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One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe

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One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running...

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt very tired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt verytired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

He was very tired, as was she, so they both settled down togther to get some sleep. the next morning, rag and the hot wife both went to help out cheese mining, while warning them of the monster. The hot wife burst into tears several times, and rag had to console her even more. he went to wash of the sweat again, consolnig was sweaty work......

The cheese men got straight to work, they built large cheese walls, and hot cheese guns, they filled a few holes in the cheese and got to work on monster traps, the same as mouse traps but alot larger, and bigger cheese, Rag got to work  building an escape tunnel with Ruth, she got scared in the dark so he had to console her for the 13th time in 2 days, he enjoyed it and was back to work, " I choose you golom " cried Rag as he chose Golom to help him mine faster, and so he could console Ruth one more time in the cave

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt verytired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

He was very tired, as was she, so they both settled down togther to get some sleep. the next morning, rag and the hot wife both went to help out cheese mining, while warning them of the monster. The hot wife burst into tears several times, and rag had to console her even more. he went to wash of the sweat again, consolnig was sweaty work......

The cheese men got straight to work, they built large cheese walls, and hot cheese guns, they filled a few holes in the cheese and got to work on monster traps, the same as mouse traps but alot larger, and bigger cheese, Rag got to work  building an escape tunnel with Ruth, she got scared in the dark so he had to console her for the 13th time in 2 days, he enjoyed it and was back to work, " I choose you golom " cried Rag as he chose Golom to help him mine faster, and so he could console Ruth one more time in the cave

The cheese mine got bigger and bigger...the tunnels became deeper, and longer....there came underground trams, lifts, big machines and other stuff needed for the functioning for the big mine. But not besides stuff also workers where recruited...and those workers came...offcourse the workers needed to live somewhere in, so there grwe near the cheesemine a very big city named...cheese city, with as ruler Rag the cheeseminer...who however didn't rule it himself..he was to bussy consuling his wife, so golom ecame the vasal-rulur of cheese city.

All was very well...Rag was consuling his wife 5 times a day. Golem was managing the city very well, who became finaly a million city and they where by far the biggest cheese producer in the world. But there were hard times to come for Cheese City. Jeoulous hordes of orcs, men and other races where allready gathereing their armies......

(He's consoling his friend's wife! Geez... -_-")

But the creature came first, finally nearing cheese city, eating the entire time. But after all this time, the populace of Cheese City has already forgotten about the threat the creature posed, and settled into a more peaceful life style. And so when the creature struck, they were left dreadfully unprepared...

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt verytired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

He was very tired, as was she, so they both settled down togther to get some sleep. the next morning, rag and the hot wife both went to help out cheese mining, while warning them of the monster. The hot wife burst into tears several times, and rag had to console her even more. he went to wash of the sweat again, consolnig was sweaty work......

The cheese men got straight to work, they built large cheese walls, and hot cheese guns, they filled a few holes in the cheese and got to work on monster traps, the same as mouse traps but alot larger, and bigger cheese, Rag got to work  building an escape tunnel with Ruth, she got scared in the dark so he had to console her for the 13th time in 2 days, he enjoyed it and was back to work, " I choose you golom " cried Rag as he chose Golom to help him mine faster, and so he could console Ruth one more time in the cave

The cheese mine got bigger and bigger...the tunnels became deeper, and longer....there came underground trams, lifts, big machines and other stuff needed for the functioning for the big mine. But not besides stuff also workers where recruited...and those workers came...offcourse the workers needed to live somewhere in, so there grwe near the cheesemine a very big city named...cheese city, with as ruler Rag the cheeseminer...who however didn't rule it himself..he was to bussy consuling his wife, so golom ecame the vasal-rulur of cheese city.

All was very well...Rag was consuling his wife 5 times a day. Golem was managing the city very well, who became finaly a million city and they where by far the biggest cheese producer in the world. But there were hard times to come for Cheese City. Jeoulous hordes of orcs, men and other races where allready gathereing their armies......

(He's consoling his friend's wife! Geez... -_-")

But the creature came first, finally nearing cheese city, eating the entire time. But after all this time, the populace of Cheese City has already forgotten about the threat the creature posed, and settled into a more peaceful life style. And so when the creature struck, they were left dreadfully unprepared...

Yet Rag was a great ruler, and after consoling his wife, because she was scared, he took his cheese weapons and amulets and attacked by himself the immense hordes of  orcs and humans, and also the creature which had gotten loose after Ragged´s death.

Of course he lost. He didn´t last for ten minutes and almost died. When he recovered his senses, he saw himself in a cabin, being taken care by some weird dwarf. RAGGED!, he shouted. Ragged smiled: "Yes, my friend I am alive. And I know what you have done to my pure wife. But I´ll forgive you for now. We have a common enemy we must fight. The creature has already destroyed the Middle Earth, and soon will reach Narnia..."

They walked into the wardrob and out the other side to find 3 chimpanzes " Hello good sir, this is Narnia how may i help you" Asked one chimp, The two men and Ruth fainted  " I told you not to say anything" replied a different chimp " You *beep* ".... The two men awoke in a tree house with the three monkeys

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

[This could only be a dream... Use your imagination]

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt verytired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

He was very tired, as was she, so they both settled down togther to get some sleep. the next morning, rag and the hot wife both went to help out cheese mining, while warning them of the monster. The hot wife burst into tears several times, and rag had to console her even more. he went to wash of the sweat again, consolnig was sweaty work......

The cheese men got straight to work, they built large cheese walls, and hot cheese guns, they filled a few holes in the cheese and got to work on monster traps, the same as mouse traps but alot larger, and bigger cheese, Rag got to work  building an escape tunnel with Ruth, she got scared in the dark so he had to console her for the 13th time in 2 days, he enjoyed it and was back to work, " I choose you golom " cried Rag as he chose Golom to help him mine faster, and so he could console Ruth one more time in the cave

The cheese mine got bigger and bigger...the tunnels became deeper, and longer....there came underground trams, lifts, big machines and other stuff needed for the functioning for the big mine. But not besides stuff also workers where recruited...and those workers came...offcourse the workers needed to live somewhere in, so there grwe near the cheesemine a very big city named...cheese city, with as ruler Rag the cheeseminer...who however didn't rule it himself..he was to bussy consuling his wife, so golom ecame the vasal-rulur of cheese city.

All was very well...Rag was consuling his wife 5 times a day. Golem was managing the city very well, who became finaly a million city and they where by far the biggest cheese producer in the world. But there were hard times to come for Cheese City. Jeoulous hordes of orcs, men and other races where allready gathereing their armies......

(He's consoling his friend's wife! Geez... -_-")

But the creature came first, finally nearing cheese city, eating the entire time. But after all this time, the populace of Cheese City has already forgotten about the threat the creature posed, and settled into a more peaceful life style. And so when the creature struck, they were left dreadfully unprepared...

Yet Rag was a great ruler, and after consoling his wife, because she was scared, he took his cheese weapons and amulets and attacked by himself the immense hordes of  orcs and humans, and also the creature which had gotten loose after Ragged´s death.

Of course he lost. He didn´t last for ten minutes and almost died. When he recovered his senses, he saw himself in a cabin, being taken care by some weird dwarf. RAGGED!, he shouted. Ragged smiled: "Yes, my friend I am alive. And I know what you have done to my pure wife. But I´ll forgive you for now. We have a common enemy we must fight. The creature has already destroyed the Middle Earth, and soon will reach Narnia..."

They walked into the wardrob and out the other side to find 3 chimpanzes " Hello good sir, this is Narnia how may i help you" Asked one chimp, The two men and Ruth fainted  " I told you not to say anything" replied a different chimp " You *beep* ".... The two men awoke in a tree house with the three monkeys

Rag Soon suffered from cheese withdrawel and ended up in a cheese house. He eventually broke the habit of snuffing cheese and began his life among the chimps where he had a job as a Executioner.

He did not like this job at all, because he had no time left to console Ruth. And Ragged had disappeared. Sometimes he thought it had all been a dream, but it seemed so real... Rag felt confused. When he ended his shift, he went home to console his woman, but she wasn´t there.  Somebody had kidnapped her!

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

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One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt verytired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

He was very tired, as was she, so they both settled down togther to get some sleep. the next morning, rag and the hot wife both went to help out cheese mining, while warning them of the monster. The hot wife burst into tears several times, and rag had to console her even more. he went to wash of the sweat again, consolnig was sweaty work......

The cheese men got straight to work, they built large cheese walls, and hot cheese guns, they filled a few holes in the cheese and got to work on monster traps, the same as mouse traps but alot larger, and bigger cheese, Rag got to work  building an escape tunnel with Ruth, she got scared in the dark so he had to console her for the 13th time in 2 days, he enjoyed it and was back to work, " I choose you golom " cried Rag as he chose Golom to help him mine faster, and so he could console Ruth one more time in the cave

The cheese mine got bigger and bigger...the tunnels became deeper, and longer....there came underground trams, lifts, big machines and other stuff needed for the functioning for the big mine. But not besides stuff also workers where recruited...and those workers came...offcourse the workers needed to live somewhere in, so there grwe near the cheesemine a very big city named...cheese city, with as ruler Rag the cheeseminer...who however didn't rule it himself..he was to bussy consuling his wife, so golom ecame the vasal-rulur of cheese city.

All was very well...Rag was consuling his wife 5 times a day. Golem was managing the city very well, who became finaly a million city and they where by far the biggest cheese producer in the world. But there were hard times to come for Cheese City. Jeoulous hordes of orcs, men and other races where allready gathereing their armies......

(He's consoling his friend's wife! Geez... -_-")

But the creature came first, finally nearing cheese city, eating the entire time. But after all this time, the populace of Cheese City has already forgotten about the threat the creature posed, and settled into a more peaceful life style. And so when the creature struck, they were left dreadfully unprepared...

Yet Rag was a great ruler, and after consoling his wife, because she was scared, he took his cheese weapons and amulets and attacked by himself the immense hordes of  orcs and humans, and also the creature which had gotten loose after Ragged´s death.

Of course he lost. He didn´t last for ten minutes and almost died. When he recovered his senses, he saw himself in a cabin, being taken care by some weird dwarf. RAGGED!, he shouted. Ragged smiled: "Yes, my friend I am alive. And I know what you have done to my pure wife. But I´ll forgive you for now. We have a common enemy we must fight. The creature has already destroyed the Middle Earth, and soon will reach Narnia..."

They walked into the wardrob and out the other side to find 3 chimpanzes " Hello good sir, this is Narnia how may i help you" Asked one chimp, The two men and Ruth fainted  " I told you not to say anything" replied a different chimp " You *beep* ".... The two men awoke in a tree house with the three monkeys

Rag Soon suffered from cheese withdrawel and ended up in a cheese house. He eventually broke the habit of snuffing cheese and began his life among the chimps where he had a job as a Executioner.

He did not like this job at all, because he had no time left to console Ruth. And Ragged had disappeared. Sometimes he thought it had all been a dream, but it seemed so real... Rag felt confused. When he ended his shift, he went home to console his woman, but she wasn´t there.  Somebody had kidnapped her!

Rag sank tio his knees, began crying and all that other stuff that some people and dwarfs do when they feel unhappy. He than took his axe and went to the tree...there he began hitting, smacking and kicking the cimps all the time asking what they knew about his women and ragged...after not getting any usefull info out of them he choped there heads of and eatet them for breakfast...so now one could tell what has just happend...

What Rag dind't know was that one of the Chimps had escaped and was allready running to his secret master who was consoling Ruth at that moment...

then a giant gorrila stole rags pipe and ran for it rag got MAD

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt verytired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

He was very tired, as was she, so they both settled down togther to get some sleep. the next morning, rag and the hot wife both went to help out cheese mining, while warning them of the monster. The hot wife burst into tears several times, and rag had to console her even more. he went to wash of the sweat again, consolnig was sweaty work......

The cheese men got straight to work, they built large cheese walls, and hot cheese guns, they filled a few holes in the cheese and got to work on monster traps, the same as mouse traps but alot larger, and bigger cheese, Rag got to work  building an escape tunnel with Ruth, she got scared in the dark so he had to console her for the 13th time in 2 days, he enjoyed it and was back to work, " I choose you golom " cried Rag as he chose Golom to help him mine faster, and so he could console Ruth one more time in the cave

The cheese mine got bigger and bigger...the tunnels became deeper, and longer....there came underground trams, lifts, big machines and other stuff needed for the functioning for the big mine. But not besides stuff also workers where recruited...and those workers came...offcourse the workers needed to live somewhere in, so there grwe near the cheesemine a very big city named...cheese city, with as ruler Rag the cheeseminer...who however didn't rule it himself..he was to bussy consuling his wife, so golom ecame the vasal-rulur of cheese city.

All was very well...Rag was consuling his wife 5 times a day. Golem was managing the city very well, who became finaly a million city and they where by far the biggest cheese producer in the world. But there were hard times to come for Cheese City. Jeoulous hordes of orcs, men and other races where allready gathereing their armies......

(He's consoling his friend's wife! Geez... -_-")

But the creature came first, finally nearing cheese city, eating the entire time. But after all this time, the populace of Cheese City has already forgotten about the threat the creature posed, and settled into a more peaceful life style. And so when the creature struck, they were left dreadfully unprepared...

Yet Rag was a great ruler, and after consoling his wife, because she was scared, he took his cheese weapons and amulets and attacked by himself the immense hordes of  orcs and humans, and also the creature which had gotten loose after Ragged´s death.

Of course he lost. He didn´t last for ten minutes and almost died. When he recovered his senses, he saw himself in a cabin, being taken care by some weird dwarf. RAGGED!, he shouted. Ragged smiled: "Yes, my friend I am alive. And I know what you have done to my pure wife. But I´ll forgive you for now. We have a common enemy we must fight. The creature has already destroyed the Middle Earth, and soon will reach Narnia..."

They walked into the wardrob and out the other side to find 3 chimpanzes " Hello good sir, this is Narnia how may i help you" Asked one chimp, The two men and Ruth fainted  " I told you not to say anything" replied a different chimp " You *beep* ".... The two men awoke in a tree house with the three monkeys

Rag Soon suffered from cheese withdrawel and ended up in a cheese house. He eventually broke the habit of snuffing cheese and began his life among the chimps where he had a job as a Executioner.

He did not like this job at all, because he had no time left to console Ruth. And Ragged had disappeared. Sometimes he thought it had all been a dream, but it seemed so real... Rag felt confused. When he ended his shift, he went home to console his woman, but she wasn´t there.  Somebody had kidnapped her!

Rag sank tio his knees, began crying and all that other stuff that some people and dwarfs do when they feel unhappy. He than took his axe and went to the tree...there he began hitting, smacking and kicking the cimps all the time asking what they knew about his women and ragged...after not getting any usefull info out of them he choped there heads of and eatet them for breakfast...so now one could tell what has just happend...

What Rag dind't know was that one of the Chimps had escaped and was allready running to his secret master who was consoling Ruth at that moment...

then a giant gorrila stole rags pipe and ran for it rag got MAD

Well, after the giant gorrila got back to his lair with rag's pipe and consoled ruth 4 time's in a row, he went for a shower, as he like rag had found, he  new consoling was hard but pleasurable work.

Rag after finishing his breakfast, which was roast chimp,  went back to his room to smoke his pipe, he was ripping to find it gone. That evil big consoling trisexual chimp would feel rags rath!

(to be continued by sum person who visits this thread)

One cold winters day rag was smoking his pipe, leaning agaisnt the tunnel wall. he yhad just taken his turn digging, and it was now his friends turn. a shout came from the opening, and his friend, ragged(lol) burst back through the tunnel. he had a large gash abouve his left eye, and was breathing heavily

'something, back there' he said, then he collapsed on the floor. rag draggged ragged out of the tunnel mouth, and dragged a large boulder over the opening. there was a roar, and the boulder was thrust aside. a huge creature was looming over him, its eyes were red, its skin black and shiny. rag hit it with his axe, then ran for it.

One thing Rag didn't think about was that his friend ragged was still tere in te cave...this however saved his life becouse the creature began eating his friend....

Rag, who didn't know about this, continued running and came across a small village, he ran over shouting  " SANCTUARY, I DEMAND SANCTUARY" a few small dwarfs walked out with long noses, they looked like, wait no, they are smurfs!

He decided to stay a while and wait if his friend caught up, he didnt but soon was on his way to a new adventure, with his Poke'balls in his pocket, the world could only get better.........

So, he travelled further searching for a new mine to work in,
and after 2 days of traveling he came across a big cheesemine, next to the mine there was a small stream of milk, going down form the top of the cheese mountain....

Then he noticed something floating in the water. it was a rat. quickly, he grabbed it out of the flow. then he ordered all milk to be gotten rid of incase of poisoning. then he built a fire and cooked the rat eating it. it hadnt occured that the disease he feared was in the cheese would almost definetly dtill have some residence on the rats body...

And so he got a terrible stomachache that almost killed him twice. But Rag was a great dwarf, and he survived this peril by using his grandma´s old medicinal liquids. He then turned back to the cheese mine, where he started discussing with his boss about new tactics to improve the cheese production. After three months, Rag managed to make the mine the second cheese producer in the land of Narnia.

Yet, Rag hadn´t forgotten his old friend Ragged, so he decided to go to his old mine and look for his death body and urinate on it, so that his beloved friend could ascend to the state of Nirvana (not the band). But he didn´t knew of the things he would have to face on his journey.

On the way to the mine Rag found several hobos named Sigheart. Quickly, Rag got out his axe and chopped their heads off. he then continued to look for the body of ragged. when he got there, all he found left was a single bone. Rag cried for his friend, then went to find his old house. all he found was a pile of ash. the ceature had got loose, and destroyed the village. worried for his cheese mining friends, he set off again.

But after a journey of less than 5 steps he hears crys for help coming from one of the houses. Upon investigation it apears to his friend Ragged's hot wife, who was made crippled with sorrow at the loss of her husband. Of course, like any good friend, Rage had to console his friend's wife. After consoling her several times, he took a shower to wash off the sweat, for consoling is sweaty work.

As he left to go to warn his cheesey friend, the hot sexy wife called Ruth, put on her boots and caught up with her ' consultent ' towards the cheese factory, he consulted her two more times before they reached the cheese mountain

When Rag and the hot wife arrived at the cheese mines, he felt verytired, because the journey had been long and he had had to console the Hot Wife called Ruth several times. Rag thought he had consoled her more than he ever imagined he could...

The mines were full of working gnomes and a guy with goat legs and human body. He had a troubled mind, because he liked other goats of his same gender.

He was very tired, as was she, so they both settled down togther to get some sleep. the next morning, rag and the hot wife both went to help out cheese mining, while warning them of the monster. The hot wife burst into tears several times, and rag had to console her even more. he went to wash of the sweat again, consolnig was sweaty work......

The cheese men got straight to work, they built large cheese walls, and hot cheese guns, they filled a few holes in the cheese and got to work on monster traps, the same as mouse traps but alot larger, and bigger cheese, Rag got to work  building an escape tunnel with Ruth, she got scared in the dark so he had to console her for the 13th time in 2 days, he enjoyed it and was back to work, " I choose you golom " cried Rag as he chose Golom to help him mine faster, and so he could console Ruth one more time in the cave

The cheese mine got bigger and bigger...the tunnels became deeper, and longer....there came underground trams, lifts, big machines and other stuff needed for the functioning for the big mine. But not besides stuff also workers where recruited...and those workers came...offcourse the workers needed to live somewhere in, so there grwe near the cheesemine a very big city named...cheese city, with as ruler Rag the cheeseminer...who however didn't rule it himself..he was to bussy consuling his wife, so golom ecame the vasal-rulur of cheese city.

All was very well...Rag was consuling his wife 5 times a day. Golem was managing the city very well, who became finaly a million city and they where by far the biggest cheese producer in the world. But there were hard times to come for Cheese City. Jeoulous hordes of orcs, men and other races where allready gathereing their armies......

(He's consoling his friend's wife! Geez... -_-")

But the creature came first, finally nearing cheese city, eating the entire time. But after all this time, the populace of Cheese City has already forgotten about the threat the creature posed, and settled into a more peaceful life style. And so when the creature struck, they were left dreadfully unprepared...

Yet Rag was a great ruler, and after consoling his wife, because she was scared, he took his cheese weapons and amulets and attacked by himself the immense hordes of  orcs and humans, and also the creature which had gotten loose after Ragged´s death.

Of course he lost. He didn´t last for ten minutes and almost died. When he recovered his senses, he saw himself in a cabin, being taken care by some weird dwarf. RAGGED!, he shouted. Ragged smiled: "Yes, my friend I am alive. And I know what you have done to my pure wife. But I´ll forgive you for now. We have a common enemy we must fight. The creature has already destroyed the Middle Earth, and soon will reach Narnia..."

They walked into the wardrob and out the other side to find 3 chimpanzes " Hello good sir, this is Narnia how may i help you" Asked one chimp, The two men and Ruth fainted  " I told you not to say anything" replied a different chimp " You *beep* ".... The two men awoke in a tree house with the three monkeys

Rag Soon suffered from cheese withdrawel and ended up in a cheese house. He eventually broke the habit of snuffing cheese and began his life among the chimps where he had a job as a Executioner.

He did not like this job at all, because he had no time left to console Ruth. And Ragged had disappeared. Sometimes he thought it had all been a dream, but it seemed so real... Rag felt confused. When he ended his shift, he went home to console his woman, but she wasn´t there.  Somebody had kidnapped her!

Rag sank tio his knees, began crying and all that other stuff that some people and dwarfs do when they feel unhappy. He than took his axe and went to the tree...there he began hitting, smacking and kicking the cimps all the time asking what they knew about his women and ragged...after not getting any usefull info out of them he choped there heads of and eatet them for breakfast...so now one could tell what has just happend...

What Rag dind't know was that one of the Chimps had escaped and was allready running to his secret master who was consoling Ruth at that moment...

then a giant gorrila stole rags pipe and ran for it rag got MAD

Well, after the giant gorrila got back to his lair with rag's pipe and consoled ruth 4 time's in a row, he went for a shower, as he like rag had found, he  new consoling was hard but pleasurable work.

Rag after finishing his breakfast, which was roast chimp,  went back to his room to smoke his pipe, he was ripping to find it gone. That evil big consoling trisexual chimp would feel rags rath!

then a giant lion that was really drunk jumped in his way saying "i want free nanas" (narnia nanas gettit) rag kicked the lion in the face and the lion jumped in the air saying  "i didnt hit your sister the faun did it!"

rag continued to the frogy person castle

There he made a lot of friends and lived happily ever after.

THE END

This reminds me of.....em porn?

" The way he took pride in the way he consulted is beyond most of us, filled the play, oscar candidate, " 
                                               - The Sun