Courtofjustice- final thread

Courtofjustice- final thread

20:32:56 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

***The court of justice***

Right this is how it will work.......

Roles

1) organiser- ORGANISES STUFF!!! i will do this, and another role if not enough people join.

2) defendant - i think the name explains... they defend themselves....

3) the Judge(x2)- decides ultimately who is guilty

4) accuser- does what it says on the tin!

5) Accusers lawyer

6) defendants lawyer

We have got enough sign ups, as were shown in a different thread. this is the thread we will be using from now on for all cases we will continue to use the judge debate and sign ups threads, but this is the only thread for cases from now on.

20:35:15 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Markonovikas, Stole my cows! He also burnt their barns!

20:35:50 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

As the lawyer of the defendant, I am entitiled to know what it is the person accusing him has finally decided to accuse him of. please state this imaginary crime againsst my client.

20:35:59 Dec 20th 07 - Sir Revenge:

Judge

These games are getting a bit out of hand

20:36:53 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

*Umbar walks in...with a whole escort behind his back. Than he walks to his seat and sits down...
"Silence!"
*Boem! Boem! Boem! (a hammer)
"Accuser stand up! Say of what you accuse this lithaunian!"

20:37:28 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

Mr. Might The God of Cows

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12/20/2007 7:35:15 PM
Markonovikas, Stole my cows! He also burnt their barns!

oops, posted that @ the same time as u put that...lol

revenge, getting out of hand? i know there are a lot of threads, but we will stick to this oone from now on.

If you will excuse me, i ish to get back to the case.

20:38:51 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

20:40:38 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

*stands up*

'Judge Umbar, this has been stated in your absence. this man has accused my client of burning his barns and stealing his cows. that is what was the accusation

This however could not have happened, as my client was no-where near at the time of the crime. he was in lithuania, having travelled their to visit his aount who was ill, and has now unfortunatley died. he was then dragged backhere in his distress because of this accusation

*places a comforting arm around the lithunian whose name he cant pronounce, seeing he was sobbing quietly*

20:41:53 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"Might, you can sit down now! Marknikovas!! Guilty or not Guilty!? "
*notices Markinkovas taking papers and stuff and perparin for speech
"No speeach yet! Guilty or not Guilty! Vengence the accused now speaks!"

20:46:34 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

*sits back down, and continues to comfort markinkovas*

'sorry judge Umbar. you have said there that my client now speaks, but before you said that the accuser now speaks. which one would you like to speak?'

*looks up questionigly*

'and i would wish to know what evidence the accuser has'

*goes back to comfarting markinkovas*

20:49:25 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"O wiat! He has alrady spoken! All this chaos at the beginning....Marknikovas...guilt or not guilty...Now! Than the acuser give the eidence..and you can defend..."

20:50:27 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

Umbar, we have not even started to debate over this case yet, it is impossible to determine the verdict yet. and you are supposed to decide who is guilty, after much debate.

20:52:12 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"No, Vegnece! I will ask the quistion later on agian! The denfedent now say if he is guilty or nor guilty! I he says not...we will proceed with evidence and stuff...if he says guilty, than this is done..."

21:32:28 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas II:

*Markovnikovas wakes up*
Hello, let me first introduce myself. I am a priest in the peaceful city of Kariotiškės. I have no idea why I am here. Last Thursday I was praying in my chapel, as usual, when suddenly I was given a note saying I have to come to this court today.
What I hear now is outrageous. I don't know the accuser and I have never seen him before. I have nothing to hide, God knows I am innocent.

21:35:00 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

*Boem! Boem! Boem!
"Might!Evidence!"

21:41:50 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

"This is his book that I found at the site!"

*Might holds up a Holy Book with the name "Markovnikovas II" on the bottom of the first page.*

[Wheres my lawyer?]

22:00:32 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas II:

Oh my, you've found my book! I've been looking for it since last summer. That book summarizes the life of St.Peter. This only proves that God does indeed support my hard work- he brought me to the place where my long lost book was! Thank you for bringing it here, could I have it back, please?

22:49:58 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

*Driks a glas of wine [ iUmbar got stressed from this caos...that's why]
Boem! Boem! Boem!
"Silence please! This is a serious court..eh..thingy!"
Boem! Boem! Boem!
"If that's your evidence...read it now! I would like to hear the story about tzar peter and god!" (^^)
Boem! Boem! Boem!
(i love hammers :o)
*More wine please!

22:53:44 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas II:

Would you like me to read it or the cowboy?

22:54:49 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"Eh..who cares! Read it!"
Boem! Boem! Boem!
"More wine!"

23:18:10 Dec 20th 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"As the lawyer for the prosecution, I would like to state that I do not have time to do much here, and the accuser must rely on his own brains for the most part. If he wishes for advice, he should send a message to my residence."
{In other words, your in charge Might, need advice, just PM me.}

23:33:53 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

[Hmm Thats sucks. I lose!]

23:40:21 Dec 20th 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

{Don't give up yet!}
"What, Markovnikovas, were you doing last summer, in Might's private property! I believe that's called trespassing!"
{Hey! If we can't get the other charge, at least we'll have a conviction! :P}

23:41:43 Dec 20th 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"Do you...hik!...proclaim yourself guilty...hic!...might? And where comes the story of tzar peter and god...hic!....now?"

23:53:06 Dec 20th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim slams his hammer down.

"Sorry, always wanted to do that..."

00:01:26 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"Wine?"

00:05:51 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"Judge Septim, I call for Judge Umbar to be removed until he is sobered, for contempt of court."

00:07:32 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"Removed?! Waa!?.....Wll..l....hang him! Laywyers place is in hell....!"
Boem! Boem!Boem!

00:10:51 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"As he is clearly deranged, I would appreciate it if this is done sooner rather than later."
*Erunion stares worriedly at the fuming and drunk Umbar.*

00:13:09 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"Hang him!!!!"
*Umbar tries to point at Erunion but falls for over on the table and falls in sleep...

00:27:45 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas II:

*Markovnikovas II begins reading*
St.Peter was a commoner. He was the favorite disciple of Jesus Christ. And once Jesus said to him: "Drink this wine for it is my blood"
*Markovnikovas II stops reading*
Your honor, I think you should stop drinking the blood of Jesus and let me return to my town. People need to confess and I am the only priest in town. I think we all see that this here is a misunderstanding. Perhaps some devil-worshiping adolescents stole those cows and burned the barns. I swear on God I am not guilty.

00:30:04 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas II:

Someone asked me what I was doing last summer... where? At someone's property?
All of earth belongs to Jesus our Saviour and his brothers- men of all kinds. There is no private property in nature. I believe I do not know what you are talking about, kind Sir.

00:31:04 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

*Umar awakes...
"Town? huh...What baout ..hic..!...heaven?"

02:58:02 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"I would wish to charge Markovnikovas with the crime of trespassing, some time last summer he was in Might's property, and dropped a book. As Might has clear "No Trespassing" Signs posted about his property, this is illegal."

03:09:01 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

"Johnson, please remove Umbar, thank you..."

*Johnson removes Umbar from the court.

"Alright...I was distracted by Umbar's constant talking...please repeat yourself."

03:14:11 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"I would wish to charge Markovnikovas with the crime of trespassing,
some time last summer he was in Might's property, and dropped a book.
As Might has clear "No Trespassing" Signs posted about his property,
this is illegal."

03:30:06 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

"Yes...yes...show me the evidence..."

04:16:30 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

*Erunion holds up the book that Might found in the yard.*
"This book has a belongs to: Markovnikovas II in it. Furthermore, Markovnikovas admits to this being his book. Add on to that the fact that this shows considerable wear, it is easy to infer that Markovnikovas II dropped this whilst trespassing on Might's lands."

10:02:04 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Markovnikovas II:

In the name of Lord, first I was accused of burning the barns and stealing cows, now- trespassing. I think that the souls of accusers are not pure and they are trying to come up with a way to get money from the church by accusing me of crimes I did not commit.
As I see it now, you either stole the book or found it somewhere I had lost it and kept it for yourself.
Furthermore, with the rains this summer and autumn, the book would be unreadable, yet it is in the same shape as it was when I had last seen it.

13:02:21 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Vengence:

My Lord, listen to the words of my client. He is a man of God, and would never have done such a thing. Also, as he has said, you must have either kept the book safe after finding it somewhere, or it would have somehow been lost in cover somewhere. by your city there are no such places. therefore, your accusation is not true. the only piece of evidence you have is proved to have been around for a long time, and you have not presented anymore.

14:08:49 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

*Umabr walks in (not drunken anymore) and sits next to Septim
"psss...what happend?"

14:36:16 Dec 21st 07 - Lord Verll:

Any rolls left?

16:01:03 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim pulls a dinner roll out of his pocket and tosses it to Verll.

"A book that belongs to somebody is not sufficient evidence, it could have been borrowed or stolen by somebody else and left on the property, was there any other evidence?"

18:29:27 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

Erunion holds up the book,
"This book was found halfway down a rabbit hole, and inside a cover of leather. The leather had rotted away, but had managed to keep the book readable. Now, the rabbit inside was found dead trying to dig itself another exit to it's lair, all the meat had been eaten off the skeleton, implying it had been dead since the summer in question, killed by the book in question, found at the site in question."

19:04:54 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"I find this story about rotting leather in holes and books killing rabbits not the not the best evidence..and we can't punish this priest on only the base of 1...hmm..document (?)...so you'll need to bring more evidence here..."

19:16:58 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"I am working on bringing forth more evidence as we speak."

19:35:55 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Vengence:

mu lord, i think he measn he is busy preparing more false documents. I must quesstion his findgin of tis book. why were you looking down a rabbit hole? your stroy seems unlikely to me.

19:40:41 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

"It's not you to say that it's unlickly! That's my and Septims job! Also if it are false documents or not...that's our job too! About what he did in that rabbit hole? Now there is nothing wrong with that quistion..."

*Umabr looks at Erunion...

"What where you doing in rabbit holes?!"

19:52:07 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"I was not inside a rabbit hole. My client, Mr. Might, found this book jammed partway down the rabbit hole, and a team of forensics found the dead rabbit. Savvy?"

19:53:58 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar:

''i would like to speak with one of these foresters..."

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