A thread for RP battles on the IRC.
[18:42] * @Wilberforce charges at demonsul
[18:43] * Demonsul steps backwards and swings
[18:43] * @Wilberforce parries and puts all his strength into forcing the swords onto demonsul
[18:44] <@Wilberforce> 5
[18:44] * Demonsul has his sword pushed backwards, and has his face inches from Wilbers. "Take this." Then Demonsul shoots a Black Fireball at point blank range into Wilber's face
[18:44] <@Wilberforce> :P
[18:44] <+Demonsul> hah!
[18:45] * @Wilberforce sees demonsul charging the fireball and creates a magic shield just in time to parry the fireball back towards him
[18:45] * Demonsul pushes Wilber backwards as the fireball disperses on contact with it's caster
[18:46] * @Wilberforce steps back after being pushed
[18:46] <+Demonsul> You think I'd cast something that could be used against me?
[18:46] * Demonsul jabs at Wilber's stomach
[18:46] <@Wilberforce> No. I think you shall die!
[18:47] * @Wilberforce watches the blade enter the magic shield but he catches the sword in the palms of both of his hands and holds the sword
[18:47] * Demonsul watches as the sword's wards shatter the magic shield. He then twists the sword and jabs again
[18:48] * @Wilberforce has his hands cut but pulls out his katana in time to slice through the sword
[18:48] <+Demonsul> watches the katana's jar off the sword as the wards come into effect again. "The wards cannot be broken, it took me six years to enforce them," comments Demonsul, before attacking in a broad sweep.
[18:49] <+Demonsul> er...
[18:49] * Demonsul watches the katana's jar off the sword as the wards come into effect again. "The wards cannot be broken, it took me six years to enforce them," comments Demonsul, before attacking in a broad sweep.
[18:50] * @Wilberforce pulls out his second katana, enchanted by the Grandmaster of the Diuyni ninja clan and parries the sweep with ease
[18:50] * Demonsul pushes forwards with a series of quick slashes
[18:51] * @Wilberforce blocks each and every attack (which makes it look like an episode of dragonball z)
[18:51] * Demonsul continues his offensive with a wave of black fire followed up by a powerful stab
[18:52] * @Wilberforce jumps into the air, dodging both the fire and the stab, then pulls out a lance with two hooks that wilber stands on... as it rockets back to the ground (or even more precise, demonsul)
[18:53] * Demonsul rolls backwards, and hacks at the lance
[18:54] * @Wilberforce dismounts the lance and pulls out grabs his katana again and (while still falling) slices towards demonsul
[18:54] * Demonsul stops the slice with his sword and pushes the katana away
[18:55] * @Wilberforce being unarmed, punches demonsul in the face
[18:55] <@Wilberforce> knuckle, meet face!
[18:55] * Demonsul rolls with the punch and casts his sword aside
[18:55] <+Demonsul> if you want...
[18:55] * Demonsul throws a kidney punch
[18:55] * @Wilberforce punches demonsul again in the face
[18:55] * @Wilberforce takes the kidney punch as he hits demonsul and jumps back
[18:56] <@Wilberforce> its on!
[18:56] * Demonsul watches both punches connect. Demonsul takes a step backwards
[18:56] * Demonsul leaps upwards over Wilber
[18:56] * @Wilberforce runs towards a wall
[18:57] * Demonsul lands and spins, and seeing Wilber running throws a Black Fireball at his back
[18:57] <+Demonsul> Cheap shot I know, but a battle is a battle.
[18:57] * @Wilberforce runs up the wall and does a backflip over the fireball
[18:57] <+Demonsul> Huh.
[18:58] * Demonsul waits for Wilber's move
[18:58] * @Wilberforce eyes Demonsul up
[18:58] * Demonsul clenches and unclenches fists
[18:58] * @Wilberforce picks up a pebble and throws it
[18:59] * Demonsul catches it and examines it
[18:59] <+Demonsul> nice choice.
[18:59] <@Wilberforce> Keep it, you'll have something to remember me by when your dieing.
[18:59] * Demonsul smiles evilly
[18:59] * Demonsul heats the pebble into magma and thows it at the floor, mouthing a spell furiously
[19:00] * @Wilberforce clicks his neck left and right
[19:00] <@Wilberforce> Here it comes....
[19:00] <+Demonsul> *the earth shakes...
[19:00] * @Wilberforce steps to the right
[19:00] * Demonsul ois illuminated by red light from beneath
[19:01] * @Wilberforce starts circling Demonsul
[19:01] * Demonsul shudders as glowing cracks lance from the ground in all directions
[19:01] <@Wilberforce> This shall be your own demise as well as mine, old man.
[19:02] <+Demonsul> Heh...
[19:02] * Demonsul is hidden as huge spikes of earth extend from the ground, showering wilber in pebbles
[19:02] <@Wilberforce> Fortunately, I have a trick up my sleeve.
[19:03] * Demonsul 's spikes melt to magma and flow outwards
[19:03] * Demonsul is nowhere to be seen
[19:03] * @Wilberforce jumps into the air, being caught by a giant eagle which hoovers above the clouds
[19:03] * Demonsul ;s magma starts showering into the air
[19:03] <@Wilberforce> *which flies into the clouds and hoovers there
[19:04] <+Demonsul> the showers of magma shoot thousands of feet into the air
[19:04] * @Wilberforce watches the magma come towards him... closer, closer...
[19:05] * @Wilberforce at the last minute, taps the eagle and it breaks left and right, dodging the magma
[19:05] <+Demonsul> the magma is not following him, just firing randomly
[19:06] <@Wilberforce> i know :P
[19:06] <+Demonsul> why at the last minute?
[19:06] <@Wilberforce> i meant dodging the shots of magma
[19:06] <@Wilberforce> like in movies where it dodges the things in the air, meteors or whatever
[19:06] <@Wilberforce> and umm, why not? :P
[19:07] <+Demonsul> a black orb floats out of one of the magma shots
[19:08] * @Wilberforce jumps off the eagle, diving into the orb and knocking both Demonsul and himself towards the earth
[19:08] <~Scientist|Away> o.O
[19:08] <@Wilberforce> its good isnt it sci :P
[19:08] * Demonsul breaks out of the orb, sword in hand, hacking at the eagle's neck
[19:08] <+Demonsul> as we fall
[19:08] <@Wilberforce> :P
[19:09] * @Wilberforce watches the eagle, too fall towards the earth
[19:09] <@Wilberforce> *eagle, too, fall
[19:10] * Demonsul chops the eagel's head off
[19:10] <+Demonsul> no defence: direct hit
[19:11] * @Wilberforce lands on a cloud which slowly lowers altitude until he can jump off safely
[19:11] <@Wilberforce> For that, you shall die.
[19:11] * Demonsul lands on a parralel black cloud
[19:12] <+Demonsul> Don't count on it...
[19:12] <@Wilberforce> He was my ally, my pet... my friend
[19:12] * Demonsul steps off his cloud onto the schorched earth
[19:12] <+Demonsul> I could have sunmmoned a better one.
[19:12] * @Wilberforce goes into a complete rage and powers up
[19:13] <@Wilberforce> Summon this.
[19:13] * Demonsul summons a precautionary black fire shield
[19:13] * @Wilberforce summons flying swords, 500 foot in length and rockets them towards Demonsul
[19:13] <+Demonsul> those are long swords...
[19:14] * Demonsul watches the swords deflect off of his shield
[19:14] * @Wilberforce turns dark and shadow like in his rage
[19:15] * Demonsul imbunes his armor with black fire, and charges at the shadow
[19:16] *** Scientist|Away changed nick to Scientist
[19:16] * ~Scientist appears in a shower of pink and blue sparks
[19:16] * @Wilberforce laughs at Demonsul as he runs straight through the shadow.
[19:16] * ~Scientist stands up from his seat at the back of the room
[19:16] * Demonsul watches the shadow begin to burn with black fire
[19:16] * ~Scientist walks towards the mayhem that is unfolding infront of him
[19:16] <+Demonsul> that was my intention...
[19:16] <+Demonsul> Scientist, stay out of this...
[19:16] * @Wilberforce allows the fire the power him even more
[19:17] <@Wilberforce> HA, you think that will help?
[19:17] * ~Scientist raises his hand and lifts Demonsul into the air, clutching his throat
[19:17] * ~Scientist raises his other hand and does the same to Wilberforce
[19:17] * Demonsul frees himself with a quick counterspell
[19:17] * @Wilberforce drops out of the air and into nothing
[19:17] * ~Scientist looks up and his eyes are glowing, a bright golden light
[19:17] <+Demonsul> Scientist, please!
[19:17] <+Demonsul> I am busy here!
[19:18] * @Wilberforce raises from the shadows behind Scientist
[19:18] <~Scientist> Hmmmmmm.......
[19:18] <+Demonsul> Wilber, truce?
[19:18] <~Scientist> Well so long as you tidy this place up once you're finished....
[19:18] <@Wilberforce> Indeed
[19:18] * ~Scientist blinks and his eyes return to normal
[19:18] * @Wilberforce uses his shadow blade and penetrates Scientists back
[19:19] <+Demonsul> Looks like there will be no truce after all...
[19:19] * ~Scientist stares down at the blade which is pertruding from his chest
[19:19] * Demonsul throws his sword through Scientist at Wilber
[19:19] * ~Scientist turns and faces Wilberforce with the blade still inside him
[19:19] <~Scientist> What do you think you are doing?
[19:20] * @Wilberforce drops back into the shadows leaving his sword embedded in Scientist
[19:20] * ~Scientist pulls the shadow blade out of his chest and as he does so, a bright light begins to fill the room
[19:20] * Demonsul telesummons his sword and pulses black fire in all directions
[19:20] <+Demonsul> Show yourself, coward!
[19:20] * ~Scientist slowly walks over to his desk and sits down
[19:20] * @Wilberforce raises behind Demonsul and drops back into the earth
[19:21] * Demonsul spins and slashes at Wilber's neck
[19:22] * @Wilberforce raises 50ft in front of Demonsul and swiftly hovers from one side of his vision to the other and disappears behind a large rock
[19:22] * Demonsul throws a Black Fire Bomb at the rock, detonating it
[19:22] * @Wilberforce covers the sun in shadow
[19:23] <+Demonsul> Thanks for allowing me my element...
[19:23] * Demonsul seems to grow taller, wrapping himself in Black Fire
[19:23] <@Wilberforce> Ughina Ighipo
[19:24] * Demonsul summons an impact shield
[19:24] * @Wilberforce sucks all the darkness and powers up
[19:24] <+Demonsul> If you power up any more, you'll explode...
[19:25] <@Wilberforce> Hentip Fiuno
[19:25] * Demonsul reinforces the impact shield
[19:26] * @Wilberforce explodes, leaving a small shadow fragment but the explosion destroys everything on the planet
[19:26] * Demonsul looks on
[19:27] <+Demonsul> wow. Someone say Godmod?
[19:27] *** Deallus|Away (~berkeltc@59ECABC5.B9DF9EA5.932D52F3.IP) joined
[19:27] *** ChanServ sets channel #RP-Academy mode +o Deallus|Away
[19:27] *** Deallus|Away changed nick to Michael_Deallus
[19:27] <@Wilberforce> come on man thats easy to get out of
[19:27] <+Demonsul> The battle continues...
[19:27] * Demonsul is floating in the black orb again
[19:27] <@Wilberforce> just say your shield absorbs the explosion
[19:27] <+Demonsul> the orb rockets to Mars, and crashes onto the surface
[19:27] <@Wilberforce> or something :P
[19:27] * @Michael_Deallus kills Demonsul with his 1337 godmoding powaz!
[19:27] <+Demonsul> and me standing on what? You blew up the planet
[19:28] <@Wilberforce> i didnt
[19:28] <@Wilberforce> I said I destroyed everything on the planet
[19:28] <@Wilberforce> not the planet itself
[19:28] <@Wilberforce> that is getting battered i admit but its not destroyed :P
[19:28] <+Demonsul> fine.
[19:28] <@Wilberforce> yay :P
[19:28] * Demonsul flies back to the ravaged planet, having dodged the explosion interplanetarily
[19:29] <@Wilberforce> haha
[19:29] * @Wilberforce expands from the fragment, just as cells divide and reproduce
[19:29] * Demonsul breaks out of the sphere
[19:29] * @Wilberforce slowly becoming what he was before the explosion
[19:29] <+Demonsul> You'll have to do better than that, shard boy...
[19:29] * Demonsul swings at the almost-complete wilber
[19:30] * @Wilberforce has his arm cut off but continues to reproduce his cells, leaving a stump where his left arm once was
[19:31] <+Demonsul> Okay...
[19:31] * Demonsul hacks at the growing form
[19:32] <@Wilberforce> [[Lol sci, I've just seen the humour in what you said... and you still got a blade in you btw :P]]
[19:32] * @Wilberforce has parts of his body falling off left right and centre
[19:33] * Demonsul lands a blow that splits Wilber's skull
[19:33] <@Wilberforce> Ufgdu ypodeo
[19:33] <+Demonsul> I hate regrowth on the battlefield...
[19:33] * @Wilberforce watches as his seperate fragment is killed
[19:33] <+Demonsul> This is a horrible way to do battle.
[19:34] * @Wilberforce used that time to complete his form and having the last fragment inside him, it was all up to him
[19:34] * Demonsul begins incinerating the regrowing fragments with black fire
[19:34] <@Wilberforce> [[Oh no, sorry you mis-interpretated what I meant, I meant there was two seperate fragments of shadow
[19:34] <+Demonsul> oh
[19:34] <@Wilberforce> and you killed one of them]]
[19:35] <+Demonsul> Damn!
[19:35] * Demonsul begins spinning his sword and advances towards Wilber
[19:35] * @Wilberforce pulls out his Shadow blade and parries the attack
[19:35] * Demonsul spins again, attacking Wilber's shoulder
[19:37] * @Wilberforce lifts his arm, allowing the attack to pass under his armpit and holds it there while headbutting Demonsul
[19:37] *** Scientist changed nick to Scientist|Away
[19:39] * @Wilberforce continues headbutting Demonsul, causing possible serious brain damage and death!
[19:39] <@Wilberforce> 5
[19:39] <+Demonsul> hey
[19:39] <+Demonsul> i was afk
[19:39] <@Wilberforce> i didnt kill you off!
[19:39] * Demonsul leans backwards, avoiding the second headbutt
[19:39] * Demonsul leaps upwards, hanging off of his held blade
[19:40] * Demonsul throws a kick at Wilber's head
[19:40] *** _Wilberforce (~Wilberfor@E93DAF7E.735FE1D4.BA874013.IP) joined
[19:40] <+Demonsul> [19:39] * Demonsul leans backwards, avoiding the second headbutt
[19:40] <+Demonsul> [19:39] * Demonsul leaps upwards, hanging off of his held blade
[19:40] <+Demonsul> [19:40] * Demonsul throws a kick at Wilber's head
[19:41] <+Demonsul> Wilber?
[19:41] <@Michael_Deallus> O_o
[19:41] * _Wilberforce headbutts his shin as it is rising towards him, causing more damage than what was taken (due to him wearing a helmet!)
[19:41] <@Michael_Deallus> which one is him...
[19:41] <_Wilberforce> dc'd
[19:41] <@Michael_Deallus> ah
[19:41] <_Wilberforce> sorry :P
[19:41] *** Wilberforce was kicked from #RP-Academy by Michael_Deallus (Michael_Deallus)
[19:41] <+Demonsul> :O
[19:42] <@Michael_Deallus> :O
[19:42] <@Michael_Deallus> I believe I got the fake
[19:42] * Demonsul flinches backwards, and throws a series of black flicks at wilber, removing his helm
[19:42] <_Wilberforce> maybeh
[19:42] <@Michael_Deallus> yep
[19:42] *** _Wilberforce changed nick to Wilberforce
[19:42] <+Demonsul> no helmets!
[19:42] *** Michael_Deallus sets channel #RP-Academy mode +o Wilberforce
[19:42] <+Demonsul> I dont have one
[19:43] * @Wilberforce stares at Demonsul
[19:43] <@Wilberforce> Helmet... ghhrrrr
[19:43] * Demonsul stares back
[19:44] * @Michael_Deallus laughs *
[19:44] * Demonsul laughs too
[19:44] * @Michael_Deallus sits in the spectator seat *
[19:44] * @Wilberforce throws a rock at michael
[19:44] <@Wilberforce> shhhh
[19:44] * @Michael_Deallus blocks it with his beard *
[19:44] <@Michael_Deallus> :D}
[19:44] * @Wilberforce throws a shaver at his beard, cutting it off
[19:44] <@Wilberforce> shhh!
[19:44] * @Michael_Deallus breaks the shaver with his mustache*
[19:45] * @Michael_Deallus watches *
[19:45] * @Wilberforce grabs another shaver and throws it at Demonsul
[19:45] * Demonsul ducks and hacks at Wilber's knees
[19:46] * @Wilberforce jumps over the sword and lands ontop of it, disarming Demonsul
[19:46] <@Wilberforce> MUAHAHAHA
[19:47] * Demonsul ignites the blade in black fire, melting Wilber's boots
[19:47] <+Demonsul> AHAHAHA! yourself
[19:47] * @Wilberforce jumps back off the blade
[19:47] * Demonsul brings the buring blade in a loose arc towards Wilber's waist
[19:48] * @Wilberforce dives foward, hugging up close to Demonsul
[19:48] * Demonsul 's fire shield is still on
[19:48] * @Wilberforce gets burnt in the process but penetrates it with his face
[19:49] * Demonsul pushes Wilber away with an armored fist to his face
[19:49] * @Wilberforce falls onto the ground, clutching his scorched and battered face
[19:50] * Demonsul kicks Wilber's prone form a few times, and attempts to hack at him
[19:50] * @Wilberforce rolls left, avoiding the sword
[19:51] * Demonsul thows a wave of black fire at Wilber
[19:51] * @Wilberforce freezes the fire with his black ice touch
[19:51] * Demonsul shoots the ice shards at Wilber
[19:52] * @Wilberforce enters a battle of force, both attempting to send the ice shards at one another
[19:52] * Demonsul pushes harder
[19:53] <@Michael_Deallus> ...thats what she said
[19:53] * @Wilberforce forces the ice shards in all directions
[19:53] * @Wilberforce cuts the ice shards that come towards him with his shadow katana
[19:53] * Demonsul quickly hacks at the now-exerted Wilber
[19:54] * @Wilberforce hears a clang, as luck would have it Demonsul's swipe hit his own katana
[19:54] * Demonsul flicks the katana to one side and thrusts his sword at Wilber's heart
[19:56] * @Wilberforce twists left, as the sword thrust pierces his clothing and cuts his chest
[19:56] <+Demonsul> This is getting easy...
[19:56] <@Wilberforce> Its skin deep...
[19:56] * Demonsul throws a wave of black fire and hacks at Wilber's neck
[19:57] * @Wilberforce runs back to his favourite wall but hides behind it as he plans his next action and to regain some breath
[19:57] * Demonsul spins his sword and reinforces his many wards
[19:58] * @Wilberforce begins summoning
[19:58] * Demonsul then fires an explosive Black Fireball at the wall
[19:58] * @Wilberforce sees the fireball coming for him and sprints to the next point of cover, where he continued his summoning
[19:58] <@Wilberforce> [*continues]
[19:59] * Demonsul casts a disruptor spell, interrupting the summoning
[19:59] * @Wilberforce watches as his summon is cancelled
[19:59] <@Wilberforce> Too late....
[19:59] * Demonsul double-enforces his blast shield
[20:00] * @Wilberforce watches as a giant eagle of darkness dives towards the battlefield
[20:00] * Demonsul fires his blast shield at the eagle, sending it spinning
[20:00] <+Demonsul> I hope that distracts it enough...
[20:00] * @Wilberforce uses the opportunity to his advantage and charges towards demonsul
[20:01] * Demonsul steps sideways and brings his sword round to meet Wilber's neck again
[20:02] * @Wilberforce runs into the blade and falls to the ground
[20:02] <+Demonsul> What, no decapitation?
[20:02] * Demonsul looks disappointed
[20:03] * @Wilberforce 's head begins to roll down the hill
[20:03] <+Demonsul> Oh, there we go...
[20:03] * Demonsul cheers up
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