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When the law isn't enough, people turn to the Punisher, and when he's busy, they turn to:

JUDGE SEPTIM

Septim walks into the courtroom and sits on his chair, he picks up his gavel and slams it down.

"Order!"

Septim looks around and notices that nobody is in the courtroom.

"Oh..."

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If you would like to sue another Visual Utopian for some stupid reason! COME HERE! =D

A seven foot tall muscular black man walks into the room.

"If you can defeat him in a fist fight, you can be my bailiff!", says Septim.

"Right! Congratulations bailiff!"

*Septim gives Ernie a gun, a nightstick, a flashlight, a bailiff's uniform, and a new sockem bopper.

"A letter has been sent out to Might, when he gets here the trial will begin, and if he refuses to show up, my bailiff will retrieve him."

I wanna sue myself for... trying to sue myself under false charges.

*Septim smashes his gavel down on the table.

"I find Tharaman guilty, take care of him as you see fit bailiff!"

*Opportunity knocks and is let in by a doorman.

"I would like to sue Ernie for using excessive force"

*Justin walks in....Judge i want to sue myself for being fat, then sue myself for complete uter stupidity.*

"I find Justin guilty for utter stupidity...but I am not sure if he is fat, you can decide. I punish him with having to get on a diet, and having to get a brain transplant! As for Opportunity, your complaint has been noted, please take a number."

*Septim points to the complaint department.

*Septim presses a button and a blast screen surrounds Septim and Ernie, the explosion consumes Justin, and the screen raises. Septim whistles and a janitor walks in, he cleans up the mess, replaces the wall, and puts down a new grenade before leaving.

*Opportunity, unknown to Septim, crawled under the screen just before the blast

WHAT? I AM HERE.

"MORE MENTAL PILLS?! YEESSSS!"

"...Anyone here is a witness, actually."

"You're complaint has been noted, please take a number..."

"Now Arvious, please, call a specific person to the stand..."

I would like to say you cannot sue other people if it had nothing to do with you......so you cannot sue me for assault or excessive force if I did nothing to you [but if you are just making up things then I shall happily pummel you]

"A letter has been sent to him, he should arrive as soon as possible."

"Alright, since I'm already doing a case..."

*A Septim clone walks in and pulls out his whistle, he whistles into it and an identical courtroom appears next door to the original, the clone walks over to it and puts on his gown and wig, picks up the gavel, and slams it down.

"Now starting the case of Lewatha vs. Might! Hope you can be in two places at once Might...because you are rather unliked..."

*Mights finger pops up onto the Stand near Lewatha.*

* justin walks in skinny from the explosions of the gernades. Smacks ernie in the head with a frying pan and drags him into a closet and uses his uniform to disguise himself as the Bailiff*

*Opportunity watches as justin comes out of the closet : )

*Ernie wonders why Mr. Justin stuck Arvious in the closet....Ernie walks over to Justin....Pegs him over the head with his nightstick, pulls Arvious out of the closet and hands him a drink to wake him up, and then sues Mr. Justin for two counts of assault*

" its not rape if i like it hahaha*

* Justin runs out screaming with his pants around his ankles*

*after all the bloodshed, he notices Seloc here*

"Seloc, please tell Judge Septim how stupid Might is."