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         Tales Tavern

A tavern where you drink stuff at tables with a lady playing a guitar in the backround...what else do you want?

will only accept 4 though and one manager, im the owner, manager is sort of like a 2nd in command.

*knocks spud out with a baseball bat* I'm the only bartender here!!

Spud, Deadguy you can both be a bartender, most of the wine and beer is in the cellar with the giant mutated rats, im sure you can handle them with these rusty daggers that are so dull they couldn't cut warm butter. Did i describe them well enough, hope so.

Salareas, you can be the manager, although if you want to hire people just come to my office in that room over there. The one with JANITOR on the door. Signs can uhhhhh be misleading...

"Suspence, I love it, but I want to miss it"

*Tiber Septim walks away into the Jan-I mean the owner's office, yeah the owner's office...

"you guys take longer than those guys in the pub..."

*Ragnarr enters the tavern kicking the door open and rushing in.*

"Seven hells, I have had enough of you bandits!"

*Fights the spamming outlaws, but soon the fight leaves the tavern. After some time, Ragnarr enters, covered in wounds.*

"Give me an ale. I fought those brigands, but they were too many. They ran away in the end."

*After pouring Ragnarr's ale he walks over to the Fireplace and hangs his Tavern License on the mantle, he then proceeds to write a notice for the spammers legion.

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                                                 Notice

This is a Tavern, not a pub, so I need a license to start a Tavern like this, not a pub.

Signed,

Tiber Septim

Owner

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*Tiber then hangs it on the wall

"Hehehe, im such a smart as"

*Murphy and the rest of the Spamming legions demolish almost the entire TAVERN and kick the customers in the nuts (which is just 'Ragnarr'). With puppy eyes is Tiber looking at Murphy and asking ...*

"Why are you doing this to me, again"

"You should know that you need a license to start a TAVERN like these ... Shyers should be informed by starting enterprises like these"

*After the demolishing squad did their thing again, they run off with happy smiles on their faces, and shouted ...*

"There is nothing you can do abouuut thiiiis!"

*Tiber Septim falls on the floor and starts having what looks like a mild seizure. He then transforms into something else. Not a demon yet not an angel. He has foot long claws, wings as dark as midnight, and bright red eyes.

"Now I shal..."

*Runs after those spamming brigands outside of the tavern with sword out of sheath. After an hour Ragnarr comes back, coughing and spitting blood*

*Drinks his ale and pays the bill, then leaves the tavern*

*catches on fire

"i had a dream you know a simple dream to run a bar.... and you*points at septim* you ruined it!!! and you*points at old man* your bald"

*old mans hair disapears

"aw well cant stay mad forever"
*sits at bar(still on fire)
"gimme.... scotch......
please"

*Tiber pours a scotch for Salaracen and hands it to him.

"I was just wondering how I uhhhh...ruined your dream..."

*Tiber exits and a little while later he enters with a smile on his face, he pours himself an ale and takes his post behind the bar.

*Tiber walks up to the door and puts up a for rent sign

*Notices Murphy and agrees

"Lol, this place stinks, Hopefuly this thread will shut down lol.

*Tiber crosses his fingers as well

*Pelagius writes a note and ties a ribbon around one of his chests of gold

"Im going back"

*Pelagius picks up the chest and leaves

*A peasant walks in with an armfull of fliers and hangs one up on the charred remains of a wall, it says:

Ye Olde Taverne

Come to Ye Olde Taverne to drink and have fun.

*Septim hangs VUPAVUPAS banners all over the tavern

*Septim sets a plate of Mac cheese down in front of Jay

"Anything else?"

*Septim looks at the paper, grabs his sword, and walks out the door. He comes back a few days later with blood all over him and sits down on a barstool.

"They won't be needing taxes now, hehehe"

Sir Gaius Septim 8/6/2007 6:01:52 PM

*Sir Gaius Septim walks into the charred remains of Tales Tavern "Hmmmm, this is a major fixer-upper!" *Septim pulls out a cell phone and calls in some more clones, a few hours later a new Tales Tavern is standing. Septim dismisses the clones and hangs a sign on the door: Tales Tavern and Restaurant This establishment is re-opened due to the closure of Septim's exotic eats. I will be serving food and alcohol, although it is not "exotic" due to a court order by Judge Scientist, I will be serving steak, chicken, potatoes, stew, ribs, and hamburgers. I hope all patrons of Septim's exotic eats will come to enjoy my new place. Signed, Gaius Cephorus Septim Owner

I rebuilt it, and I hope nobody comes here, it was only until the exotic restaraunt was opened...

*Might slaps Plato*

*Septim appears.

"Who would ever come here...?"