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*Septim stands upon a grassy hill, he waits for Paladine, for Septim would like to shake hands with his enemy before the battle.

*vineraven, as he is called nowadays, walks out onto the grassy hill*

"septim.... it was VUGAS (visual Utopians Good At SP@Ming)..... you always do this to me!!!"*runs off crying*

*Vineraven spawns next to Johny in another chair besides the fire as well*

" so Bacardi.... how are you involved? are you anti SP@M???"

*Kassius dusts off his old sp@m cannon, badge, hat and other sp@m commando gear given before the 1st sp@m war*

"lets fry em all "

*vineraven starts getting nervous with all these SP@M things being wielded.*

"um, when are all the anti *beep*mers going to show up?"

*Might jumps out of the S@amChopper with Wizardus and equips himself with his *beep* sword and shield and also his trusty controller. (Which by the way is still plugged into Bacardi.....) Might makes Bacardi punch Vineraven in the face.*

"Bombadil! What are you doing here! Have you gone gallivanting off without Goldberry's permission?"

[I don't remember talking?]

*Might takes out an even better controller and shields it with wanabe *beep*mer powers then he plugs it into Jonny and makes him jump into a volcano.*

Jonny once agian laughs as Might jumps into a volcano.

"I'm a Good anti-sp@mmer Might, your wannabe powers have no control over me. Whatever you do to me, you just imagine in your sleep, and you really do to yourself."

Jonny passes a marshmellow on a stick over to vineraven, and proceeds to roast his own over the camp fire the two still sit at.

Paladine appears from nowhere next to Septim:.





You called, Septim?

*Septim faces Paladine.

"Yes I did, lets shake hands!"

*Septim shakes Paladine's hand and then appears back with the soldiers of *beep*alot.

"Now...if you havn't already done so...ATTACK!!!"

"Might, put that thing down! You'll do yourself an injury! In fact, you already have! Charge the marshmallow eating Anti-*beep*mers! And be quick about it!"

*Paladine looks over at the fire.*

Hmm, I think it needs to be a bit warmer to roast marshmellows properly.

*Paladine throws a fireball towards the campfire, but it misses and strikes Erunion and Might.*

Woops.  Sorry about that.

*Paladine just tosses on a few more logs afterwards.*

*The Seloc appear and pick Vineraven up and throw him of a cliff, to fall into a volcano, which wa*beep* by a tsunami a few seconds later, causing a tornado carrying Vineraven's smoking wet corpse to china, a popular earthquake zone! Suddenly there's an earth-quake and a giant rip in the earth core appears and Vineraven's smoking blowdried corpse falls down into a lava stream, which just this second got hit by a tsunami....ect.*

[Lol Acelnorst just noticed! agent 47 is under the mech warrior!]

*Appears behind Fizban and slices him throughly after making sure hes not a fake. Might spearfished.

*Might laughs at Paladine and says, "Paladine IS Fizban if you've read the books! Also hes a panzy person from Europia!"

"He already should be toasted by a fireball...."

Paladine turns to see the impudent person who dares to try to attack him...

"This time, I'm afraid there's no saving you."

Paladine takes his sword and moves faster than mortal sight can follow and swings upward, cleaving Might in two and sends the halves into the air. Paladine then continues to move in the air and keeps slashing through the meaty chunks until they're tiny meaty chunks. He then takes Might's soul and crushes it with his hand. Might is no more and beyond resurrection.

Paladine then notices Acelnorst's tank. All of the sudden, Deathscythe Gundam comes from out of nowhere and takes its scythe into the front of the Mammoth Tank and brings it back, cutting the tank in two and leaving the pieces to blow up. The Gundam then goes back into space.

*Might appears next to Guderian laughing then he says, " We will never give up and Paladine Eurnion is a *beep*mer!"*

Jonny sees Vineraven, who too, is considered a god, and is un-killable, because he is of the third party *beep*mers (Good-anti-sp@mmers) (na na na na, can't touch us)

As Jonny and vineraven sit toasting their marshmellows, explosions occur all around them. They however, are not hurt by these said explosions, because vineraven has created a good anti-sp@m shield around them.

Hurra!

*Paladine nullifies the attack by turning back time*

Whoa now Septim, he didn't attack you, therefore you cannot retaliate. Also, your troops are on the field and some can be brought back, therefore you cannot interfere directly unless attacked. Neither can I, now that my troops have arrived.

Nope... he was in the tank and it would've been fatal to him. Don't try and get technical on me. It won't work for you.

*Might throws a fireball at Jonny and instantly fries him.*

"Score one for the team!"