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Can I be in the audiance?

I wanna be the credits!

[OOC: very opturmisic]

"OK, ok anchor it is, say have any of you ever seen the film anchorman?"

nope haven't seen it

To me?

I love lamp...

"Alright! Msg Seloc with your news when you're ready!"

"OMG what do you mean improvements I said improvements!"

*The room instantly goes dark, And Septim is hear.*

Septim: "On air in 5...4...3...2..."

Seloc: "Thank and today's headlines on Visual Utopian news:
In Mantrax Predator completely slaughtered the opponets.
A new Firendash has appeared in the form of Absolut of Armegeddon World who seems to think Armegeddon is harder then Fantasia and can prove it by flaming.
While in Starta Eternity after being the only tough opponet for Predator and then losing won Starta.
In Fantasia the triple alliance of BoW, Zeon, and Music were completely destroyed by Carnage, PKS and FF because they mangaed to break through the main blockers of BOW and Music.
And a congradulations are in order for Arystole who was number one this era in Fantasia, also Mr Lassie, Sir Dionysus, Mr Xiax, Mr Loke, Mr Sun, Mr Crissxcross, Mr Blue Ice, Mr Brashen, Overlord Dvsmasta, for leading in there respective kingdoms, and  Mr Zackira of Strike aswell, for being the most powerful indepent person.
While in Mantrax a congradulations to Mr Darkmarauder, for being number one, and Mr Tooty for being the most powerful independant person. Also a pat on the back for those that thought with Predators it was a valiant effort.
In Zetamania we congradualte Mr Jonathan who was number one, and Mr Wywernus, Mr Cobb, Mr Ghostaker, Mr Dar Graum, Mr Bomfnk, Mr Necroz, and Mr Frostmourne for leading there respective kingdoms and Mr Barack Obama for being the most powerful independant person.
Those on other worlds did well too, and deserve a pat on the back.
Zeta also deserves a mention as he's been on fire this era, either getting flamed or adding on the latest update!
And thats all for now on VU news."

nothing been decided so there's no point in saying anything, anyway most people don't care.

awww, I wanted to apply as an anchor!

3 reasons to take me over seloc :

1.I'm cute

2.I'm female

3.You don't have to pay me, I'll do it for free!

4.My name is PIRATE lewatha. What do pirates do? They sail around on ships! what do ships have?! They have anchors! So I'd be the perfect anchor!

*Hands Seloc a spud*

yay! as a start, I want to be paid the triple as I currently am!

well than, I want to be paid five times as much than!

So what do I message you both?

"That sounds a bit sad, first come first serve, Lew doesn't stand a chance."

/me waits untill the first news comes in...

/me expects to see the improvedly good-looking new anchor in scene with few clothes on

Mr. Acelnorst Report 10/15/2007 6:51:37 PM

/me expects to see the improvedly good-looking new anchor in scene with few clothes on

*Seloc starts to strip.*

NO SELOC! DON'T DO IT! Do you really want to be responsible for the deaths of everyone who reads this thread, not including the death of this thread itself, and possibly the whole of VU?

*Erunion, along with the rest of the world, heaves a huge sigh of relief.*

*An angry woman jumps throught the window:

She grabs Verll and runs for it.*

OMG Verll's been kidnaped by FatWoman! YAY! now he cannot be Lord of Spam and hat nmeans I get the job!

The Fat Woman returns and throws Verll away "TO SKINNY!!!" She roars, she then grab Acelnorst and runs for it

*Verll activates his BEEROFLYER-2007 and flyes up from her and push Seloc on her

*Seloc knocks his head and starts to think he is Verll