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I hearby start the order of VUPAS (visual utopia players against spam) this is the oath thread if you say youre oath and wish to join this order you get:

A: A free badge...

B: A large bat for getting rid of spammers...

You must say youre oath before you can join. We need a leader and vice presidents to help us rid the forums of spammers.

Our rules are never spam and always try to persuade others to stop spamming if you ever break a rule you will be kicked out of VUPAS and however you will be alowed to rejoin in a week

Defensives Oath: I Hearby swear never to spam on any forums on VU and to always persuade others to cease spamming.

Frostys Oath:

I swear to stand by our radiant flag spitting unto tthose who cannot because i am in the way.
i shall wipe the tears of oppression from the radiant flag of rightousnous.
i shall smack with my bat those that scream the constant message of spam to the world.
i will slay the demons of spam and never spam my self.

*Septim busts down the door with several people in black combats suits with the letters S.P.A.M run through the door and start smashing things for no reason. Septim looks at Defensive.

"I can't believe you would do something like this! With all the spamming YOU have done!"

"Guess who's back, back again, Septim's back, tell his friends!"

*Septim shoots Defensive with his SPAM cannon

"Why would I want to stop spamming, I've already quit spamming the politics forums, is that not enough for you?"

*Septim shoots Defensive again

*Septim turns to Kassius Xxi and gives him his own SPAM cannon that can shoot cans of SPAM up to 10000 MPH...

"Thank you Kassius!"

*Uses His spam caqnnon against the Vupas Building, whist Napoleon and the Storm Trooper set about attacking all the members of Vupas.*

"FOR THOSE THAT ARE PRO-SPAM"

*Kassius smiles as he unleashes captain pugwash upon the survivors*

well done team lets roll out

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I think some people don't even bother reading this,...

*Ragnarr holds out the parchment to Septim."
"I'd call it a warrior codex, chivalry. Moral, etiquet,...laws."

"Take it."
*Ragnarr gives it to Septim*
"I must leave now. Farewell."
*Ragnarr leaves the hall.*

i dont think wer technikally brekin rules seein as this tred is basically about span so wer contributing to it :)

*Tries out his new Red Lightsaber and chops up the parchment*
Now there are no rules :P

*shoots lavitz...

"out of VUPAS HQ"

"defensive builds a anti spammers building... nice fake bullet septim... very realistic..."

[[OOC: You don't have any members yet Salaras, go home!]]

*Septim kills many men with his lightsaber before he i*beep* in the face with SPAM, Septim then gets back up, eats the SPAM, and continues killing

*stand septim up

"sorry for hitting you'

*Ragnarr enters the halls of the faction. His black cloak flaps behind him as he walks to the leader and hands out a parchment.*
"From behalf of the Order of the Northern Riders, protectors of the realm, we insist all hostilities to end. Now."
*Ragnarr turns without waiting for a reply and leaves the halls.*

"dont slap me slap ragnarr he is the one who wants to end this awersome war!"

"sorted! back to death..."

*shoves a stick up septims butt and gets vineraven in a hokehold...

*slaps defensive in the face then throws him into a wall

Big mac chesse

he cant even spell cheese :S

*Seloc watches as lots of little toy figures assult the cardboard box.*