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This is Valhalla if you don't already know.This is where you go if you die in battle. All you do here is fight and when you die you come back to life in the feast hall.

*midget is sitting feasting while waiting for someone to fight*

*Arthion enters summoning a storm of fire and brimstone upon midget monkey killing him again*

"I think I'm going to enjoy this place...I think I'm going to enjoy it a lot"

*Septim is somehow teleported to Valhalla even though he hadn't died.

"Where the hell am I?"

*He sees Midget slitting Seloc's throat.

"Nobody kills my drunk with power friends!"

*Septim puts his hands in the air and waves them like he just doesn't care until a horde of exotic animals enters the room and slaughters everybody except Septim and Seloc.

*Arthion poofs out of nowhere looking a bit puzzled, but quickly recovers*

"hey! that ain't cool man"

*And he issues a huge lightning blast of fire at septim blasting him into tomorrow and igniting him on fire"

OY! I'm the only one with spam power! *Mass Spams Septim*

*Revenge watches Razios get "Supah-Spams" and grabs the spam.

"Spaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmm........... Taaaaaastyyyyyyyy"

*Arthion quickly jumps to the ceiling grabbing a piece of the roof to use as a shield*

"much better"

*blasts Arthion sheild away with a fireball, then leaps over Arthion and started attack Arthion widly.*

*Watches Dragonboy fry Revenge with a super fire bomb, thinking he was Seloc.*

*midget runs up at dragon boy trying to stab him while he's distracted with seloc*

*Truax walks into the feast hall looks puzzlingly at septim and then at his own had where he holds his great dwarven axe wondering where he found it, and at the same time wondering what he had for breakfast...*

"Ahoy there."

*Truax heaves the great axe over his head and strikes down the weak Arthion.*

*dragon boy uses his wind fury attack that blow seloc and septim far away from him although injured he mutters a incantation that cures his wounds* "isnt the cure spell helpful!"

*dragonboy uses his super powerful explosian fury attack and blasts back up the tunnel he uses special dragon magic too regrow his limbs (which was painful) and flew up from the ground and started blasting fireballs at the gound knowing septim is under there*

*Septim luckily managed to get out of the hole before Dragonboy began blasting at it. Septim rises out of the ground and sneaks away without anybody seeing him. A thousand feet away he pulls out a Spam-Sniper rifle and aims it at Dragonboy. Septim sees the fine crosshairs through the scope pointing a foot above Dragonboy's head and fires. The spam soars across the open area between Septim and Dragonboy and blows off his head. Septim gets up and starts packing his sniper rifle.

*Suddenly Septim floats up from the cliff

"As a matter of fact, I can!"

*Septim kicks Arthion in the nuts and makes him a set of concrete shoes, Septim then throws Arthion off a cliff into a lake.

*Arthion starts swimming with the concrete shows You cant kill a swimmer on his own turf....Grabs a swordfish and stabs septim in the back.....were you can't get to with your hands*

*Seloc having been forgotten goes into a corner and crys.*

*Septim stabs Midget in the back with a letter opener

"WOOT!"

*Seloc dies....*

*Septim looks at Bjs

"The same thing...happened...to my ancestor...he was slashed in the neck...so I guess I can live"

*Septim pulls the spear out of his neck and stabs it through Bjs. Septim then swings the spear upward and Bjs flies through the air, he flies about  20 ft up and then starts falling down. Septim draws his sword and slashes Bjs in half before he hits the ground.

*Septim turns around and his eyes turn red

"YOU KILLED MY LETTER OPENER!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*Septim enters pissed off mode and pulls out two swords. He chops Arthion in half, then into quarters, then into eighths and throws them off a cliff. Septim then rips off Midget's head with his bare hands and kicks it at Dragonboy like a soccerball, knocking his head off. Septim then rips apart Bjs's body just to be safe and looks at Seloc.

"ME SMASH! ME SMASH!"

Seloc: "Whoa, come down buddy"

*Septim smooths down his hair.

"Sorry about that..."

*Septim turns around and backhand slaps Monkey in the face

"Ouchies..."

*Septim waxes Monkey's whole body

*Seloc stabs midget monkey repeatedly!!!*

"DARN YOU DUCK TAPE IS MY SIGNITURE THING!!! FIND YOUR OWN!"

*Seloc then start bashing in midget monkey's head with the skinned porcupine.*

(lol staple gun...)

*Contiunes beating midget monkey to a pulp.*

*defensive arrives after dieing

"bloody hell just my luck to end up in th retarded valhalla"