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20:19:36 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

In the hills near *beep*alot rests a museum, a museum dedicated to the history of Visual Utopia. Septim, the curator, walks outside where a crowd awaits.
"People of Visual Utopia, welcome to the Visual Utopia museum. Feel free to explore, for I have spent many years obtaining the items in this museum. I have the first sp@m cannon, the original copy of Firengard, the still living Charley I frozen crynogenically, the skeleton of the first flamingo ever served at Septim's Exotic Eats, Plato's brain, the last known portrait of Erunion Telcontar, Solina Septim's frozen remains, Spoon's brother: Fork, and Seloc's pelvis. All of them will be forever preserved at this museum..."


20:21:34 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious makes a donation to Septim: his time staff.*

"It's broken anyway, buying a new one at the Renaissance Best Buy."


20:22:07 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

Oh great now the necromancer has a thread dedicated to necromancy XD


20:23:26 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Why not go to VU-Mart? Hmph, thank you," says Septim.

*Septim places the broken time staff on a pedistal and walks back outside.

"Any more donations?"


20:24:45 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arvious notices that the time staff suddenly sparks, and takes the pedistal back in time.*

"Err..."

*Arvious whistles.*


20:27:22 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim hears the time staff and turns around.

"Oh...dammit..."

*Septim gets into the time machine from The Time Machine and returns seconds later with a time staff in several cuts.

"I hate dinosaurs..."

*Septim decomissions the staff and puts it on a new pedistal.


20:39:42 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*hands over his sword collection. it includes;

Thin Sword- a thin rapier used by Demonsul's earliest ancestors It is very thin, and badly notched.
Blue Blade- A blue-green sword with the power to create portals, ran out of batteries ages ago, and is nothing more than a funny-colored sword now.
Silver Blade- A sword designed by stickman. It has an odd-shaped handle wrapped in maroon cloth, and is only sharp on one side.
Midnight Dagger- A small black dagger used by Demonsul's ancestors while they were outside of the lands of VU.
Replica of Bazun Longsword- A replica of a notched sword with a forgotten insignia. Used in Prominence 2.
Replica of Broniminan Blade- A replica of an advanced Broniminan sword. One side is sharp, the other is reinforced with a beam of metal. This sword is used by Demonsul currently.

"Enjoy!"


20:49:19 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Thank you Mr. Demonsul," said Septim.

*Septim puts the sword collection on an antique sword stand used by Calus Septim on one occasion.


21:21:28 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

*Delran enters the museum.*

"Hey I wish to donate all my items from Prominence! Who is in charge of this place?"


21:23:16 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim looks at Delran.

"I am, and I would prefer some artifact from your history. Prominence items are interesting, but they aren't amazing..."


21:25:16 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Well I will give you everything I had in the place! Is that good? And also a replica of Silverblade! My sword!"


21:31:01 Dec 19th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim takes the Silverblade and the Prominence items and puts them on a sword stand next to Demonsul's. He then notices that one of Demonsul's swords is called Silver Blade.

"Oh...this is going to start a ruckus..."


21:31:52 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*starts a 'ruckus' with Delran over their swords

Hang on...

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Probably a blend (1890) of ruction 'disturbance' and rumpus 'disturbance, fracas' (itself of unknown origin)

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ruckus


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ruckus (plural ruckuses)

  1. A noisy disturbance or commotion.
  2. A row, fight.

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  • Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary, Springfield, Massachusetts, G.&C. Merriam Co., 1967
  • "ruckus" in the Online Etymology Dictionary, Douglas Harper, 2001
Okay.

Commence Ruckus!


22:12:11 Dec 19th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"I am too tired to read all that so please tell me what the hell ruckus means."


22:38:07 Dec 19th 08 - Lady Vampire Queen:

LOL

boredom is a scary thing to watch :-P


11:45:17 Dec 20th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

ruckus (plural ruckuses)

  1. A noisy disturbance or commotion.
  2. A row, fight.
*gets bored with explaining ruckuses to Delran and looks for the gift shop

16:13:47 Dec 20th 08 - Mr. Arvious VIII:

*Arviosu walks in with two bows, one he has armed, one in a display case.*

"Here, have a replica of my famous bow as well."


16:56:28 Dec 20th 08 - Mr. Banroth Death Proof:

*Death Proof enters the museum takes a quick look around

"I haven't much, but I got this from my human family...."

Hands Septim a handcarved wooden pipe

"...I don't smoke, so i really don't need it. I was told it was carved by a famous human magician, and it is said that the ones who smoke from this pipe will be rewarded with good fortune."


02:27:06 Dec 22nd 08 - Mr. Samulis The Magnificent:

*Samulis walks in*

"I know how much you all probabily want to kill me, but I have atleast one donation. Here is the desgin for the rocket I used to first arrive on Vallhala, and here is the blade Imperios used to slay Samulis II," said Samulis, handing over a bundle of cloth with some holes revealing sharp steel below. After that, he hands over a large piece of parchment with some strange annotations and mathimatical figures on it and an easily recognizible shape of a metal boat without sails on it.


16:27:27 Dec 22nd 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"What is a rocket? It sounds like blasphemy!"

*Puts it into the Blasphemy section*


16:32:51 Dec 22nd 08 - Sir haribs the holy one:

*Haribs a little halfer runs in*

" I, Sir.haribs the holy one, have searched trough the bunkers of the houses that once belonged to my eldern..

I wish to donate this ancient bottle!
This bottle was used in era 35, when my great grandfather SuperHaribi fought against retribution, as a dwarf and as a member of peacekeepers..

This bottle was used to store NorrisAle, an ale that can only be drinken by dwarves, since they fight harder when drunk...

There were alot of bottles, but my father Haribs del Almanac destroyed many, since trolls believe dwarfs are to drunken to fight!

So now I donate this bottle of NorrisAle.

The recipe is on the back, if some dwarves wish to make it:

                                                                                                            

RECIPE FOR NORRISALE
the ale to bring you in contact with our warGod Chuck Norris.

Ingredients:

  • Blood from a reindeer
  • saliva from a slave
  • alot of rum
  • alot of whisky
  • alot of beer, and we mean ALOT of beer
  • a large brick.

mix these all together and pray to the God of War CHUCK NORRIS.

Your Norris Ale is ready!

                                                                                                                   


16:34:44 Dec 22nd 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

"Crap Chuck Norris.  Go Sean Connery!"

[[Septim ain't here, and someone had to say it...]]


23:19:06 Dec 22nd 08 - Mr. Banroth Death Proof:

"oooo there's a blasphemy section?"

*heads to the blasphemy section and starts polishing Samulis' rocket


08:04:21 Dec 23rd 08 - Sir haribs the holy one:

`put that sean connery stuff next to the bob sagget stuf.`at the section for funny puuny nature Gods` The little fat halfer said riding on his pony in a museum




19:46:36 Dec 23rd 08 - Sir Samulis:

Samulis then turns to Banroth and says 'you know, those are plans for the rocket, not the rocket itself.' hoping that he will realize that the parchment will fall apart if he keeps on trying to poli*beep*. "I don't think you can get the paper very shiny..."


20:16:26 Dec 23rd 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*enters and sticks a giant copy of the shiny new world map in the entrance hall.


23:33:07 Dec 23rd 08 - Sir Haribs the Holy one:

* This fat halfer and his pony comes to the entrance hall and see the giant copy of the shiny new world map

"So, this is it?"
"How small"


11:24:10 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*points at the real map, not the one written on Haribs' shiny thumb


11:36:53 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Haribs the Holy one:

* smacks himself in the face. (while his pony is taking a crap on the floor)


12:30:43 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*throws the pony out of the museum


14:33:51 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Haribs the Holy one:

Demonsul slips away when standing on the crap the pony did

* laugh

the little fat halfer brings back his pony! and ride towards the millitary section


15:17:51 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

"I can't believe I'm the only person maintaining this place..."

*chases after Haribs the Godmodder


17:34:48 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Haribs the Holy one:

*yells  "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"


large echo


21:48:38 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Samulis:

Suddenly, a strange explosion goes off.

"I remember that, I got to use that cannon eras back when the enemy were attacking the merchants. I remember the inventor Vaediur, an elf, found this strage substance that explodes when loud noises go off. We covered the field with it and when their war-cries went off, they all exploded. It was funny."

Samulis Chuckles.


21:51:49 Dec 24th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Michael throws away all of Samulis' evil contraptions*

"Evil!"


21:53:28 Dec 24th 08 - Mr. archer orc the festive:

*Builds a to scale replica of the slasher shrine*

"Here ya go septim"


22:05:10 Dec 24th 08 - Sir Haribs the Holy one:

the pony of Haribs eats the scale

"damn pony"


20:52:24 Dec 25th 08 - Sir Samulis Imparus:

Samulis wonders if the duke has ever been in a battle before...


22:49:37 Dec 25th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim grabs Sam's trifocal goggles and puts them on display...


23:10:58 Dec 25th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Sam shruggs and jumps into an airvent and crawls away.*


23:35:37 Dec 25th 08 - Sir Samulis Imparus:

Samulis stands up, and sees everyone comming back from the dead... they all had protection because of the sp@m protection that surrounded the museum. He wonders when the guys will come to put Sam Fisher in the insane insylum.


00:07:44 Dec 26th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"I have indeed been in battle Samulis, but I usually try to stick to MY timezone instead of ruining things with inventions from time periods way beyond our own."


01:03:40 Jan 10th 09 - Sir Samulis Imparus:

What do you mean? Of corse this is from our time period. What is wrong with stuff that explodes with loud noises?

[[have you ever seen that scene in lord of the rings where saruman uses gunpowder to blow up the wall of helm's deep?]]


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