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Okay, this is a roleplaying game in which you have to take the banana from the player holding it. Than you defend it from enemy players. I'll start, and show you.

*lewatha enters an old nazi fortress. She puts landmines in it and she hires mercenaries with machineguns to defend it, in the middle of the fort, she places a coffin. Inside it, there's the almighty banana. The only key to this coffin is held on lewatha's chest.*

*Septim puts on the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal and sneakily slaps everybody in the fort, he then slaps Seloc and grabs the banana, he escapes to Rio and lives happily every after with his banana!

*Septim survives the raid and infiltrates Salaras' bunker, he then shoves his hand down Salaras' throat, Salaras throws up and Septim grabs the banana and runs into another bunker with auto turret technology and 50000 knights...

*A meteor the size of Texas crashes onto the plane and totally destroys it, but due to some strange coincidence it flies away again, a robot runs up o the wreckage, retrieves the banana, and returns it to Septim, who puts the banana on a huge pile of bananas in a vault in the middle of Antarctica and is guarded by swordsmen, knights, and auto-turrets...

*Septim laughs as he shoots a Ground to air missile at the monkey, the monkey drops the banana in order to lose weight and Septim catches it, Septim eats it and poops in a city dump

"FIND IT NOW!!!"

*Cros offers apple for Salaras to trade for banana*

Goldmiester flames the glass, turning it too Glass, he can then see septim and he pulls out a gint drill, drills it through Septims head and takes the banana.

He then returns to his impenetrable fortress which was never actually destroyed by a Meteor because the sun melted it before it managed to hit the plane. Goldmeister now has two bananas. In his fortress which is LITERALLY a flying fortress with thick titanium walls and auto turrets on all sides that shoot down all incoming missiles, people, aircraft, bombs and even other bullets, it also has giant mirrors to deflect any lasers which are covered an move out to deflect the laser when needed, also the entire structure is protected by a thin Plastic Covering to prevent electrical damage and makes it waterproof. There is also a layer of heat proof glass that makes the structure immune to Acid and all heat . The structure is floating in the center of a star which is isolated in an entirely different dimension. The structure is also immune to implosions and explosions there is an unlimited supply of food, water and air on the ship and there is no way to get in from the outside. The Banana is located in the center of the structure with Goldmeister. The entire structure is immune to corrosion and the outside is covered in a poison that kills every living and semi-living thing that has or will ever exist (Including Bacteria, Viruses, Fungi, Zombies, Inferi, Septim, Protozoa etc...) There is no one on board apart from Goldmeister and the Banana. The structure is Gravity proof so it cannot be destroyed by black holes or anything of that nature.

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*Septim-117 walks up to the barrel of monkeys and opens it, 10 monkeys come out and Septim fights them off with a wrench, he grabs the banana, eats it, and has his ear immediately torn off by an angry monkey

*Ninja puffs out of a ball of smoke, and starts chopping away at the banana tree. After a few slices it falls and Ninja and his ninja clan take it back to there Dojo. Which is proteted by Ninja monkeys and a cement under ground lair, the banana tree is placed in the monkey infested underground lair.. The ninja monkeys are dangerous little stealth monkeys who will eat ur face off if u come near them. =]*

*smacks septim in the back of the head with a shovel*

"fine if you com close to them that is"

* pulls out sniper rifle, shoots them all. then makes his way down the underground lair to meet ninja. hes asleep. salaras replaces the tightly clutched banana with hawaii lamp. runs off.*

"haha sucsess!"

*gives donkey kong a banana and runs away

"wait a second i
 didnt have the banana!!!"

"you will have to get it off Donkey Kong!!!"

*senturu goes to Septims house and busts a cap in Septims *beep*, Senturu then takes the banana*

Booyaa!!!

*slaps senturu in the heel and grabs banana*

*then takes it off him*

*and runs away*

*salaras goes off and watches 2006 SPACe ODeSEy in 3D!!! and learns that all those things on the internet arent true*

"ah-hah!"

*salaras get 2 enormus pins and magicly stabs chuck norris and barracus and the A-team through the back. smacks Kassius across the face then runs off with the banana.*

*oh and chuck norris is dead, so is the "A - team, and barracus*

"AAAAAAAAAA'gurglegurgleAHHHHHHHHH"
(thats the sound a screaming person makes when there looking for their face)

*salaras pulls himself together, and waits for kassius to go back to normal and shoots him through the head witha sniper rifle*

"yoink"

*gets banana*

salaras son comes in and kicks the terminator from here to tianamans square, and takes the banana

*vineraven then gets back to were septim is, shoots septim, takes the banana and runs off.

vineraven then suffers from a sindrom known as washingtons syndrom, he soon proceeds to cut the seloc tree down.

he then takes the banana.

Daniel pulls the trip wire causing Septim to fall into a pit of endless mud.  He then leaps over the pit capturing the banana.

He lands and then runs into the space / time portal which has mysteriously opened in front of him.

He has the banana but is now caught in an interdimensional portal.

*after litrily seconds of searching vinraven discovers that seloc was lying*

*smacks seloc around a bit, then slaps the other seloc a bit*

*finds banana, and runs off.a nd hides in a barrel of monkeys!*

*Seloc infiltrated the cave easyily enought as most the defences seemed too be banana seeking. Seloc then took the banana claiming it for his own, and ran out the fort at full speed, loseing most of his hair and health in the process. Once safe Seloc checks the banana but it wasn't a decoy, so Seloc then proceded to hide it in a super secret thread.*

[I have actually hidden it this time, you can't have the banana until you find that thread.]

gives god a ring (he owes me a favour) and huge funder bolts break up the defences and kassius strides in and picks up the banana and starts doing the robot

*Opens killer up and takes his banana back, then hides in a a speaker system somewhere in nirvada.*

*vineraven realises he saved this thread from dying*

*sits down for some R&R*