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Apocalypse

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I am a demon traped in a 15 year old human body. But that doesn't mean that you don't have to worried! If this boy gets mad or focuses he can relise my power and become The Apocalypse! The boy normaly wears normle clouths like a pesint almost but not as torn up. The Apocalypse  wears black and gold armor coverd with blood stains. There is a magic staff straped to my right leg that is called The Staff of The Avitar and a bow straped acrost my back horizontly.This bow is The Crystle Bow of Power, and has no need for arows. There are two japanise swords on my waste like a samerie would wear them they are called Tecsiga and Tyshamboe. Then I have two masive armor buster swords on my back in an "X" fiuration these are called Killer and Destroier. Finaly there is a huge sword on my back that goes over the "X" formation that when I take it out it seems to get larger tham the *beep*h. Also I have a belt with pouches on it that hold herbs and misulanius itams. Then I have about 5 daggers on my lages in *beep*hs in misulanius places, but the main one is The Apocalyptic Dagger in my boot. When combined with the large sword on my back called The Dragon Blade it creates The Apocalyptic Blade! This sword will crush any thing even mountions! Insted of a shild I have gontlets on my wristes that at weil will open up in a millasecond and tern into a shild for me.

Also...

Long long ago the greatest demond in the world had a son. Not with another demon, but with a humon girl! That son is me. I am only a half demon but i fight like a true blood thersty demon. By doing so I hope to show my father that I can kill just like him so that he will tern me into a true demon. But one day my father came to me and told me, "there is only one way you will ever get me to tern you into a demon son, you must kill some one of great power in the world." One thing he left out was who so iv killed king after king, but still no true demon in me. So know I know who I must kill, MY FATHER !!!!!!!!!! That lier i'll kill him he lied to me all this time! Inraged I took my swords all four of them and all of my equiment and went to my fathers castle to kill him. I killed gaurd after gaurd to get to his chamber. then sudenly I saw my mother. I almost killed her too, but befor I did she told me he was already dead. So we want to his chamber crying together. Why was I crying you may say, well he was my father after all and I alwas wished to be him I gess. When we got to his room I screamed out "who has done this." The gaurd answrd "it was you fathers brother." So I took my fathers sword The Dragon Blade and dagger The Apocalyptic Dagger out of the case near his thrown and said "mom i am going to kill him." she replied "son you can't hes too strong." But i was already gone out the door. I was off to kill the man that stoll my revenge!!!!!!!!!!

"this one tiber"

*sites next to tiber*

"hello recidnys me"

*takes off his hood*

*examines the sword well then lookes at tibers face then back at the blade then at tibers arm then back at the blade*

"its to large for your punny human body that blade is ment for a demon wilder not human !"

*pulles out The Dragon Blade*

"See this sword i can barly willd it bacause it is ment for a true demon not a half demon like me, but whats funny is that that blade is ment for a half demon"

"hmm the dragon god you say, well then i'll let it be"

*sites back down in his seat*

"well what do you wish to know about human"

*thinks for some time*

"I am sorry I used my fathers blade The Dragon Blade was fused with The Apocalyptic Dagger at the time so no sorry it is un reversible"

*bows head very low then lifts it up with a smerk*

"But it is a prity cool scare it fechis a lot of atention, macking you very populer and feird by your enimys because they think ... "OMFG HE CAN LIVE THROW THAT""

"Yes, many would die from two powerful magical weapons fused together, especially to the neck. I guess the Dragon God had other plans for me."

"If I dont make it through the end of this era, my son, Pelagius Septim, will take my place, although..."

*Looks down at his neck

"...I have been through worse."

"Its ok, the only bad thing about it is that i can't do speeches, but that is what Generals are for right?" ^_^

"Where is who, and if you want to be able to have a good conversation, lets go to the chat room."

*sUDENLY APOCALYPSES UNCLE ENTERS *

"YOU BASTERD ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"

*takes the amy from tiber and is off to fight, he drows his sword and run up to chop his head off. he just grabs the blade and throws me into the wall.*

"YOU STOLL MY REVENGE ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"

*SLICES THE SWORD IN MID AIR AND THEN the sword bersts into flames ingolfing bolth of them.when the dust clars i am still standing but my lages are chard badly. but my uncle is dead*

"thank god my revenge is compleat"

*my fathers spirte apears and enters my body i am now a ...

FULL BLOOD THURSY DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

"Finaly i am a demon"

*Runs in, pulls down his trousers, whips out his penor and ejaculates all over their faces*

Good day to you good sirs!

dingleberry ur a *beep*ing guy ass homo sexual nok it off and leave

obviusly but so who cares

wa eva

*Murph walks in the building, take a look around and sees all the sperm hanging on the walls ....*

"Aah, Swifty was here ... were did he go?"

its funny, they use copy and paste to do it too ^^

I remember this guy! He had horrible spelling and put his badly spelled, grammatically inaccurate story EVERYWHERE!!!

But to think, he was doing it on purpose. The story did go consistent and at my point of view, real interesting.

arg...ouch...how does he do it?

"One of my clones looks at another clone's neck...duh..."

"Ye well some people don't have clones, so they must have elsticated neck like the dude outa fantastic 4, Mr fantastic"

* Tries to stretch his neck*

" Nut nothing going for me"