vineraven manour

vineraven manour

13:00:56 Aug 10th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

welcome one and all to the vineraven manour, this is the home of yours truely and many of my fore-fathers.

come on in, you can have something to eat, have a sleep in the cushin room, have a drink at the bar, go into the celer and get sacrificed to the elder gods, enjoy the sunset or you could if youve got no were else to go stay, stay for as long as you like in one of the many rooms we have to offer.

rooms:
1-394

bar room†

nap room/cushin room†

kitchen†

celer†

balcony

but before you can come in you must knock on the door and state your name, whether youll be staying in a room and name the room eg: room 5.

so enjoy your selves, and we hope to see you soon.

23:09:23 Aug 10th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Gaius Septim walks up with a rather large suitcase and a ruby tipped cane.

Doorman: "Name?"

"Eh? Gaius Septim!"

Doorman: "Business?"

"My restaraunt got shut down, I need a place to stay!"

11:24:55 Aug 11th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

"step aside door man!"

*flings door man out of way*

"come on in septim! now what number room you want(1-394)?"

17:11:34 Aug 11th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I'll take room number 9, how are you Salaras?"

03:40:58 Aug 13th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Sir Vineraven, are you...mute?"

13:52:59 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

*"Sir Vineraven" stands back up after a blood clot in his brain had burst*

"oh sorry about that, i am fine thank you sir Septim how are thee?"

*hands septim the room number 9 key*

"keep it secert, keep it safe"

16:45:00 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I'm good thank you, I'll go unpack"

*Septim goes off to room 9

19:02:01 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Walks in i'll have room 394 please

19:20:18 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"room 2 please"

19:46:46 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

room 100 and a half plz

20:03:38 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Awkward...."

20:05:27 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

hey if it cant handle a simple question like that i dont think its up to the challenge :P

21:16:52 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim finishes unpacking and comes downstairs to see Salaras having another blood clot in his brain. Septim grabs the key for room 2 and gives it to Defensive, Septim then grabs the key to room 394 and gives it to Seloc. Septim looks around for the key to room 100 1/2.

"Hmmmmm..."

*Septim finds it and walks over to Kassius Xxi, he hands it to him.

"It's the janitor's closet..."

21:18:52 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

woot .....is it a magical janitors closet?

21:20:05 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I'm not sure, but the janitor lives in there. So maybe he will make it magical..."

21:29:16 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi:

*drops key down grill* there, none of us will ever speak of this again" * goes and take the key for room -34*

21:35:51 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Okay then"

*Septim heads over to the bar and pours himself an Ale, he drinks it.

"Ahhhhhh..."

22:08:26 Aug 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Wait, I thought this was reception not a bar......."

22:15:09 Aug 14th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven

Report

8/10/2007 5:00:56 AM welcome one and all to the vineraven manour, this is the home of yours truely and many of my fore-fathers.

come on in, you can have something to eat, have a sleep in the cushin room, have a drink at the bar, go into the celer and get sacrificed to the elder gods, enjoy the sunset or you could if youve got no were else to go stay, stay for as long as you like in one of the many rooms we have to offer.

rooms:
1-394

bar room†

nap room/cushin room†

kitchen†

celer†

balcony

but before you can come in you must knock on the door and state your name, whether youll be staying in a room and name the room eg: room 5.

so enjoy your selves, and we hope to see you soon.

"I plan to get...hic...drunk Seloc"

*Septim chugs his ale and pours another....

09:12:03 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Yes but it says there's is a bar room not that we're in it........give me a drink anyway."

09:16:20 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim pours a drink for Seloc and hands it to him

"Cheers!"

*Septim drinks his ale

12:28:50 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

*salaras wipes the blood from his nostril*

"oh, sorry about all the.... delays. but i see septims taken care of all that stuff."

*a light bulb turns on in salaras's thought bubble*

"septim your the door man"

17:26:10 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"The door man? Ok, but I'm the drunk until a knock comes to that door..."

20:34:42 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Knock on the table for the fun of it, and watches as Septim lunges for the door.

20:44:57 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim looks out the window

"Dang...hic"

*Septim sits at the bar counter and continues his drinking

20:48:09 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*knocks again.*

"he he he, once your done with the door can I get another drink then."

20:51:24 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim grumbles, walks to the door, and walks back

"Dang kids..."

*Septim pours Seloc another drink

20:54:23 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Sniggers, and drinks at the same time almost resulting in himself coughing to death.*

"Must be the wind Septim, or it was Defensive he has a terrible sence of humor."

20:57:21 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim looks at Seloc

"Nope, it was thos-*Knock Knock*"

*Septim runs to the door and sees a little kid standing there, Septim knocks him out and sits down again...

20:59:17 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(ok then.................)

*Knock knock.*

"Wow someones popular today Septim, must be because your the doorman."

21:00:40 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks to the door and sees Michael Jackson stealing the unconsious kid, Septim shuts the door and walks back to drink his drink

"Stupid kids!

21:02:16 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(Your not exactly making it easy to reply)

"ummmmm..........."

*Seloc suddenly dies.*

21:03:58 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim forces a phoenix down down Seloc's throat, Seloc comes back to life and Septim throws the "Doorman" badge to him

"You be doorman now!"

*Septim heads up to his room

21:07:31 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(see what I mean I'm now by myself with a badge.)

*Knock Knock, Seloc answers the door.*

"SEPTIM IT'S FOR YOU!"

*Seloc then turns back to the MIB agents.*

"So how you doing?"
agent1: Well you know as well as can be expected.
"He'll be down in a bit don't worry."

21:10:02 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim comes down and looks at the MIB agents, they both pull out guns and Septim turns into a gigantic alien and spits acid at them, melting them down into liquid, Septim then mops up the mess and goes into the kitchen...

*Knock knock*

21:14:58 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"OK....then............I think it's probably safe to not get on your bad side."

*Seloc answers the door.*

crowd at door:"BURN IT DOWN, BURN IT TO THE GROUND AND THAT MONSTER OF HIS TOO!!"
"Sorry mate wrong house, two to your left...."

*The mob all leave disapionted but an exact copy of Septim is left behind in cardboard plaque form. Seloc then gives the plaque to septim and closes the door.*

"Well that was weird how long you been an alein for then?"

21:21:49 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Errrrr...since I crossed the border, just kidding, since I was born!"

21:28:10 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Born or hatched? like a dragon"

*starts putting the keys to the rooms in alphbetical order.*

21:30:58 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I burst from some guys stomach and ate him, anyways..."

*Septim grabs a box of cheeze-its and starts eating

21:32:53 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Eats the key to room 66*

08:40:54 Aug 16th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim laughs at the key eating and a new key magically appears on the key rack

"Gotta love magic!"

17:13:34 Aug 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc is surprised by this and eats the key again and again and again.........*

"hmmmmmm........keysss"

16:01:28 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

*salaras smacks seloc over the back of the head with a blood clot once in his head.*

"hey, im not made of keys you know.

and septim if you give birth any time soon there is a nursery for the little ones,
i dont know how you aliens reproduce..... it might be budding for all i know."

16:29:25 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*knocks at door*

17:11:10 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Anwsers door.*

17:11:12 Aug 18th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

*pushes seloc out of the way*

hello theredragon boy how are you this day?

18:20:19 Aug 18th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

*hangs a VUPGAS banner up on the wall*

"hail the VUPGAS"

18:23:37 Aug 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Sepim looks at the banner

"Are my clones making a faction again? Oh well..."

*Septim goes to the bathroom

11:08:48 Aug 23rd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

"oh MY GOD THERES A GUY IN THE BAR WITH AN AXE AND HES GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!"

*faints*

17:10:23 Aug 23rd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Looks at Defensive walking round the bar with an axe. Seloc takes out his gun and shoots him.*

Mysterious Voice: "HEADSHOT!"

"What the?"

*Seloc starts shooting randomly and hits Vineraven.*

Mysterious Voice:"SELOC IS A TEAM KILLER!"

"AHHH I'LL TEACH YOU!"

Mysterious Voice:"SELOC IS ON A RAMPAGE!"

"ARRRRGGGGHHH!"

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