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*Demonsul gasps for breath, then begins to explain his most recent adventures.

"Where to begin, where to begin...there's so much to tell..."

(A long time later)

"And that's about it, really."

*Demonsul sits down, and is annoyed by the lack of drink in front of him.

"Septim, where is that drink??"

[[ORDER: A DRINK]]

Arvious wakes up from his latest hangover to see Demonsul in front of him.

"Great ZeTa above!  Where have you been!?"

A small dose of septim shot, if i may.

"Septim, what is wrong with you!?!  This man just got back from..."

~Two hours later~

"...so we have to get him something better!"

[[Order:  Arvious - Vodka.  Demonsul - Milk.]]

What the.......... (passes out before completing) was that? (on gaining consciousness again) I only took a mild shot.

Looks around questioningly. 'Ought i slap him' Himanil whispers to the nearest bloke.

*Arvious drinks his vodka and falls over drunk.

"Wooo, I've master the hangover abiliteh!"

Takes off his metal cheek guard, moments later Demonsul is in reality lying senseless on the floor with half his teeth broken and the other half crushed into powder. Ale.

[[Order: Ale]]

*gets up, slaps Charley, and thinks for a second.

"Aha!"

*whips his hand inside Himanil's cloak, and before he can react, pulls out a strange Doohickey.

"I knew it! A GODMODDING DEVICE! You could get life imprisonment if one of these are found on you!"

*Hastily destroys the device with Black Fire

"Now, let me see...what should we do with you, Himanil Godmodder..."

*Arvious jumps out of the bathroom and nails a flier onto a post.*

JOIN INFILTRATION, ARVIOUS'S NEW RP!

"One beer, Charley."

[[Order:  Beer on a stick.]]

Himanil slaps Charley again, that's ok for the first time. I got slapped before too. Vodka.

[[Order: Vodka]]

Settles down with his drink, a discontented look on his face.

*Serves Demonsul an ale*

"There you go.  I am somehow here in the night shift..."

*Stands behind the bar and cleans a glass like most bartenders do.*

"No problem..."

*Serves the beer to Himanil*

"There yeh go mister."

[[It is not like this is something that is like...a storyline RP...This is like RPing randomness...you could leave for a week and show up and there really will be nothing that you missed except people drinking their drinks]] -_-

arnivous -_-

We'l be waiting, besides as Charley said you won't miss anything except some bastard drunkards drinking, swearing, flaming, Numbskullistically(My own new word)hypocritic and *beep*ic fools indulging in skullduggery, godmodding and god knows what, besides that there'll be the usual bar fights, people and objects flying about like this, takes a chair and swings it with all his force at some nearby consoler who goes flying out of the window and lands his bottom on broken bottle heads in a trashcan. 'Sorry 'calls out Himanil while roaring with laughter over the persons wails. So besides all that you won't be missing anything.

*Charley listens to Himanil, nodding every once and awhile before pouring an Effie's Delight since he has not seen Septim pour it in awhile.*

"There you go...I am not sure I have had that in awhile..."

*Glances over at Demonsul slightly annoyed*

"Ah, jeez...now who is going to pay for th-"

*The table suddenly reappears.  Charley looks at it silently*

"......"

"I think sometime in the past you may have...I of course was only a disfunction "mister" back then...now im a f'ed up Lord..."

*Charley glances at Shoon on the ground and then looks around to see if anyone is looking.  He casually walks around the bar and towards Shoon.  Charley quickly pulls out a Septim Shot and pours it down Shoon's throat.  Then begins drawing on his face with a marker before casually walking back around the bar.*

no i may be comin back depending if i get a certificate

*a spark from the repeatedly exploding table accidentally lands in the Effie's Delight

*the drink explodes, leaving an odor of new socks and a purple mark

"Ahh, this is getting interesting!"

Charley hops to the edge of the bar, slightly behind it, and continues watching.