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"Sorry guys, Electric has been eaten by my dragons!"

"Come on, I have a dragon the size of a mansion! Electric was the size of one of
is teeth!"

*looks out the window

"Yes, I see your mountain-sized dragon...pity you didn't get him to eat Electric, instead of that whelp."

*goes back to kicking Electric

"One hundred and thirty four, one hundred and thirty five..."

*Shoon disappears and reappears with a machette and starts hacking holes in the roof*

"I also have a magic shield which cannot be removed by anyone but me!"

*throws a bar stool at Cedric. It smacks him in the face, sending him sprawling

"Yes, the shield stops people, not projectiles."

*looks at Cedric's angry expression

"Just proving a point! At least I didn't use Black Fire..."

*Shoon screams through a hole in the roof that he made*

"BUTTONS ARE MODERN!ROPES AND SPELLS ARE NOT!"

*Arvious picks up the drink by the rim and takes a gulp of it.*

"Thank you, sire."

"hmm...I would have to call it a Deallus Draft or something.  The name will come eventually."

*Works behind the bar and then hands Demonsul a golden colored drink in a glass*

"A good mixture for quality taste and smoothness.  Enjoy"

*Watches Revenge's hand explode suddenly*

"Oh damnit...you have to ask before grabbing things like that."

*Heals the hand with a small spell and gives him some gin.*

"All you have to do is ask."

"Hmm...didn't think it was that strong..."

*Rests his head on his hand and looks up at the ceiling, talking to himself*

"...of course he has been drinking nonstop for awhile..."

*Looks at Anubis oddly*

"Rattle poison?"

*Looks at the line of bottles and drinks behind him and pulls a bottle down.  Pours some liquid into a glass and slides it to Anubis*

"Yeah yeah..."

*Mixes the drink together and slides it to Arvious*

*Refills the drink and slides it back to Arvious*

*Silently takes out a black bottle, and he pours some liquid into the glass in front of Anubis.*

*Fills the order again and slides it back, yawning*

*Mutters a few words and his gloves fly off and fill the order automatically*

*The gloves refill the order while Cedric begins draining shots of rum*

"It's ok...I probably will have a replacement within a week...so just call me CD or something"

*The glass is refilled*

*Drags Arvious away from the bar and lays him in the dusty corner*

"I bumped up the strength quite a bit in case you were wondering..."

*refills the drink and slides it to Anubis*

"I hope Septim returns soon...I think I may go my own way for a day or two..."

"Family secret...specialty brew of Tasidian..."

*Septim walks through the door with a piece of human fecal matter. He then throws it at Cedric.

"You inactive prostitute!"

*Septim then leaves.

*Shoon cuts down a support beam and it slams into septim as he tries to leave*

*Septim runs in again.

"Sorry, I'm barkeep and I need to select a new barkeep, but so far I have no likely candidates. So...it is with great pleasure that I introduce RoboSeptim!" yells Septim.

*RoboSeptim enters the room.

"I...am RoboSeptim...may I take your order," says RoboSeptim with a robotic voice.

[[OOC: Whenever you want a drink while I'm gone, RoboSeptim gets it for you...]]