Forums / Roleplaying / Ye Olde Taverne

*Shoon cuts down another support beam and it smashes into Grubbington*

*Watches the arrow bounce away from him at 3 feet*

"I already said I have a shield and anti-spell potion that cannot be destroyed!"

*Anubis dodges the dart which had bounced off, then took advantage of the hole in the shield that Grubb's urine had put there to blast shoon out the door like he had done with the robot*

"Septim's not here right now, please leave a message after the *beep*"

*Demonsul falls over laughing, evidently still drunk from Cedric's drink

*Septim comes in.

"Hello...how about the Deallus Draught!?"

"Well, can't think of much that goes with Tasidian..."

*gets up, still wobbling

"Gods, this stuff is bad...but hey, at least its all laughs...hey? Hey? Heheheahahaha!"

*falls over again. It becomes apparent that this drink (whatever its called) has a very bad effect on Demonsul for reasons unknown.

*recovers for a moment

"I'm afraid not, darkness and evil are not necessarily the same. Don't make me explain it, just leave it at reasons unknown. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'd better go throw up."

*runs out of the tavern

*Penguin comes in*
"Hooya pussys give me some voooodka"

*comes in, staggering and wiping his mouth

*begins to give a drunken lecture on why his body reacts to Cedric's drink in strange ways

*suddenly falls over unconscious again without warning

"I think someone needs to toss him out back until he sobers up...anyone? Oh fine I will do it."

*Throws Demonsul over his shoulder and tosses him out a window*

"And Penguin isn't new...he is Penguin, God of flightless birds!"

*Grubbs urinates on Electric some more...

"Septim..this is *beep*ic..you said Grubbs only exists if you aren't here..an you ARE.."

"SOMEBODY and I won't point out names or anything..."

*glares at the person responsible*

"...destroyed RoboSeptim. So Grubbs'll be the sub if you leave...he's still here though..."

*Grubbs continues to pee on Electric.

*Walks over to Grubbs, while holding a cup in his left hand, and with the right one making some signs over it.*

"Let me give you a hand. Here drink this! Will help you sustain urinating for weeks. If that foul tries anything, you will have plenty of ammo."

*Throws a few iceballs at Shoon (Electric). He is now frozen and full of piss. (as the inside of his skull). After this, Delran head back to the bar.*

"One Shot, please!"

"What the heck is with your posts?"

just highlight his post and you can read it.

*wakes up, clutching his head

"Auuurgh...Cedric, never serve me that again..."

*realizes he was thrown out of a window, so staggers back into the tavern, still holding his head

"I said, never serve me that again, Cedric...Uuurrgghh...."

"Yes, that would probably work..."

*sits down at the bar, waiting for a Septim Shot

[Order: Septim Shot]

*drinks

"Ahh, much better...the headaches more fuzzy now."

*looks round

"Hey, who's that? He must have got here while I was out..."

*is pointing (slightly unsteadily) at Grubbs

*Septim throws Cedric to the ground and body slams him. He then beats him to near death with a shovel before leaving his face in a bucket of Grubbs's urine.

"Cedric...I'm back...SO NO MORE POURING DRINKS! Thanks..."

*Septim smiles happily and begins washing glasses.

*Cedric dies from his wounds.  Several minutes later three Cedric clones come in and carry off the body.  One stays behind and sips at a drink*

"Clones are expensive....bastards" >_>

*Anubis sets up a booth outside the door and begins selling a magical new frozen milk called 'Ice cream'*

*Draws his sword and slays the penguins. Than helps Cedric get up.*

"Bloody birds! Let me give you a hand Cedric! Septim, a shot for me and one for Cedric!"

*Septim watches as enchantments cause Blocker to catch on fire.

"The fire'll never go out ya know..."

*Septim pours Cedric and Delran a Septim Shot each.