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"oh well im immortal anyway"

*sits down and eats a carrot stick he didnt pay for*

*blocker was born in a volcano thuse perfectly used to being on fire*

"yes"

*Shoon climbs back onto the roof and spawns more support beams then cuts another and it falls like it was on a hinge into blocker*

*Blocker stumbles up only to be hit again and again*

"I do hope that Shoon and Blocker get along...this may not end well..."

*Pulls out a crossbow and shoots Shoon off of the roof and into a random manure pile outside.  Then sips at his drink.*

*Septim beats Master Cloutier to a bloody pulp with a large trout, then drags Cedric back.

"No controlling other people!"

*Arvious turns to Septim.*

"One cosmopolitan, two parts tequilla, half a part of vodka, and one and a half parts of triple sec, shaken well."

*Arvious stabs Electric for annoying him.*

*Arvious slaps Anubis, and is working on it.  The landing at Porlos is epic.*

"Yeah, but godmodding me isn't any fun.  Stab me if you really had to, but I detest controlling me"

*Septim pours Demonsul a Septim Shot, then laughs.

"Thanks Demonsul..."

*blocker raises a HUGE a sheild and slowly approaches shoon.*

"prepare to have your nose broken"

*the shield reflects it back*

"Alright...fine...Grubbs, you can stop..."

*Grubbs shruggs and walks into a shadowy corner.

"There..."

*Arvious looks around impatiently.*

"Where the hell is my drink?"

"Cedric you annoying little.."

*A large support beam slams into the back wall revealing a regiment of archers and crossbowmen*

"DIE!"
*The archers fire a volley at Cedric and blocker and slam them against a wall*

*Shoon cuts two more support beams and they slam them through the wall*

*Septim pours Arvious's drink, then turns to Blocker.

"I have cactuswater, but I wasn't aware that a cactus was a drink..."'

*Septim then shoots Electric with his high powered kitten launcher.

"Hey Septim, kittens are my weapon..."

*Get very nervous.*

"You bloody thing! You can't call your troops here! This is a neutral zone! I give you 24 hours to pulls back or face the consequences!"

*And because he is not satisfied, Delran takes Electric outside and the story repeats itself. BOOM, BLOWN, OUCH, AHHH, NOT IN THE FACE, NOOOOOO. Delran walks back in dusting some imaginary dust bfrom his clothes that always look clean and new.*

"Bloody bastard! Hey! Any doctors in here? If you are, than check that bloody foul outside. Septim, one shot please!"

*Shoon walks in again and sits down at a table unharmed*

*Delran sits at the bar witing for his order. In the mean time he is keeping an eye on Shoon. Also, in the tavern, without anyone knowing, several men were doing the same. They were spread at the tables and at the bar, singles or in groups of 2 and 3 men.*

*Arvious grabs his cosmopolitan and pours it on Shoon.*

"Ah, the numbers of bastards are growing..."

*Laughing at how obvious everyone is being, Anubis walks to a wall (one that hasn't been crushed by Shoon's endless support beams) and puts up a notice, then goes to the bar for a drink*
"Yo Septim! An icy root beer for me! And if I find one of Grubb's nasty hairs on it, I'll treat him the same way I did the robot!"

Notice:
   Active players wanted.  Will enjoy a very fun RP game.  If interested post in "Game similar 2 Path to Darknes" (I know, crappy title).  Fun is guaranteed! If you don't like the game, will be returned.

-Signed Anubis

*to himself*

"Heh...I think you are crazy enough"

*Scoots a few seats away and slowly drinks his ale*

*takes the root beer and looks at it

"Doesn't seem that refreshing to me..."

*drinks the root beer

"Nope, not very refreshing."

*puts the empty glass back down in front of Anubis