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Ye Olde Taverne
19:47:57 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Electric:

*Shoon jumps on his Ship-Of-The-Line and sails away*

 

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20:01:47 Dec 15th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"I may not be here for the next few days.  I am going on a great quest into the underworld to forge a great sword.  It will be dangerous and I may die.  If I succeed, I will have a sword that I can finally call my own.  Purilas and Tersus are great swords, but they have no element bound into their metal.  I plan on infusing elemental power into them and create a sword that will be on the same level as Firengard....hopefully."

*Cedric stands up and pulls his cloak around himself.  He walks to the door and waves farewell.  He closes the door after he walks out*


20:10:54 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

*Turns to the others.*

"He could have just asked me and I would have talked with someone to make him a sword. Dwarven and elven smiths are well known for their swords. Also, dwrves use in their smiths fire from the deepest pits of hell... well not all of them. It is quite hard to get to those who do."


20:37:49 Dec 15th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Cedric opens the door slightly*

"There is a special place I am going that only the elves under High Lord Renvas Palentir go.  It is the only place where I will go to bind elemental power to the swords.  You also do not know what kind of sword I wish to have.  I shall reveal it when I return."

*Leaves once again*


20:47:00 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*turns to Archer Orc

"Delran thinks too highly of himself...he can't even heal a twisted ankle and he thinks he can get a Sword of Hell forged..."


21:24:22 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim fills the orders and looks at where Archer Orc went.

"Hmmm...candles burnt out..."

*notices the entire tavern is pitch black*

"Hmmm...candles have been burnt out for a year now..."

*Septim replaces the burnt out candles and sees light for the first time in a year.

"Ouch...sorta burns..."


21:31:17 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

*Drinks his shot not minding about Demonsul or Archer Orc.*


21:31:20 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

*See's one of the generic random tavern people melt*

"Septim did you know you have been serving vampires?"


21:42:32 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Bampires, yaikes!*

*Derlan draws his sword and slashes a table than makes several stakes from it. He puts the stakes near him and draws his bow with silver tip arrows.*

"Let them come!"


21:46:40 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"You know...being a vampire isn't exactly fun, and we only burn in sunlight, not candlelight..." says Count Vracula.

*Count Vracula looks at Delran, and notices him preparing stakes and silver arrows.

"We aren't all bloodthirsty monsters...we're just trying to live our lives. Bigot..." mutters Vracula.

*A Civil Rights Vampire walks in and begins a boycott on Ye Olde Taverne.

"Hey! I treat you all just like the next guy, it was Delran..." says Septim.

*The Vampires turn and look at Delran.

"Bigot! Bigot! Bigot! Bigot!" yells the vampires in unison.


21:50:51 Dec 15th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*A Cedric clone walks in*

"I will be here in place of Cedric.  Oh hey Septim...so that is what you look like in the light."

*Sees a giant spider hanging on the ceiling, wrapping a person up in a cocoon.*

"Erm...could someone take care of that? What is the commotion? Delran is trying to be racist against vampires?"


22:05:11 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Hey, I am not a biggot, you know. We are all from the same country! These are just necessary precautions if anyone of you get's hungry."


22:18:55 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"We have all beaten our addictions havn't we?" Count Vracula asks.

"Yes we have!" yells the crowd.

*While this is going on, Septim climbs up a ladder and gets the spider's attention.

"That isn't a patron...is it Steve?" asks Septim.

"Of course not, got him from Septim's Exotic Eats," says Steve the Giant Spider.

"Right," says Septim, "Want a drink with that?"

"Nah, I'm good," says Steve.

"Alright," says Septim as he climbs down the ladder, he then turns around.

"Everybody, that's Steve the Giant Spider, he likes to eat people, but he knows not to eat a patron," says Septim...


22:31:01 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

*looks up to steve*

"Hi steve,what do you think about the :Is Delran a vampire bigot debate?


22:37:24 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"I really couldn't care less, now if you want to remain uneaten, you'll let me eat my meal in peace," says Steve.

*Septim looks at Archer Orc.

"He doesn't like orcs, a group of 'em enslaved his mother and made her stay in a cave eating adventurers..."


22:40:38 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

"we had to stop them little buggers getting free science somehow,one of them caused a huge riot to over some fancy ring."





22:41:39 Dec 15th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"Was her name....ummm nevermind.  Well, I have a slight...fear of spiders so I will sit down towards this end of the bar.  Sorry, just something I never learned to conquer in my youth.  Septim get me a Tasidian Draught."

Cedric sat at the end of the bar.


22:45:29 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim poured Deallus a Tasidian Draught.

"You vampires want anything?" asks Septim.

"An ale for each of us, Bob's feeling risky, so fifteen ales and a Septim Shot," says the vampires.

*Septim pours the vampires fifteen ales and a Septim Shot, and begins cleaning a glass.


23:22:52 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

"That spider threatened to eat me im calling animal control"


23:25:31 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Have fun calling anybody with a wooden phone..." mutters Steve.


23:29:05 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

*proceeds to the magical elf long range communication device*

"Elfs sure are clever"


23:33:44 Dec 15th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*When Archer Orc calls animal control and tells them that they need to pick up a giant spider, they say "Screw that" and immediately hang up...*


23:49:31 Dec 15th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

*Cedric sees Septim hiding behind the bar, pretending he is the animal control*

"teehee...I remember the wooden phone...hey wait a second, Archer Orc cannot use any elven things because he is an orc.  Elven objects hurt orcs..."

 


23:58:23 Dec 15th 08 - Mr. Archer Orc:

*Elvish phone explodes blowing Orc across the tavern*

"Ah,that went as well as the plan to besiege the Elvish city of bigwalls."


00:10:04 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Hmpf.....Orcs! All muscles, no brains! Glad to be half elf!"


01:49:37 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Death Proof:

* A large troll ducks under the doorway, enters the tavern takes a quick look around and sees a rowdy bunch. The large troll with a very large scar over his right eye takes his seat at the tavern for his first time.

"Bartender, can I get a Lucky Driver please?"

 


01:52:13 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Alcohol, or no alcohol?"


01:54:22 Dec 16th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"Hello there newcomer.  Have a name so we can get to know you? I am Lord Cedric Deallus of Tasidian.  The bartender is Septim"


01:54:41 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Death Proof:

"no, alcohol please. Alcohol makes me do things I don't like to do."

*Shoots a quick look around the tavern again. Then back to the bartender

"Wild bunch you got here"


01:56:29 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

*Septim makes Death Proof an alcohol-free Lucky Driver, then leans against the wall.

"Eh, I've had worse...don't get many trolls in here. And I've never had one that can speak clearly..."


01:57:55 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Death Proof:

"Yes Lord Cedric Deallus of Tasidian, my name is Banroth Death Proof, but you can call me Death Proof. I hail from a far away town called Antikos. Septim Nice to meet you as well."

 

 


02:01:53 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Death Proof:

"ah yes you caught that did you? My family was killed when i was very young, leaving me to fend for myself. I ran into a band of humans who took me in as one of their own. I learned many things from my human family. One being my ability to speak"

*Takes the Lucky Driver and swallows the drink in one large gulp. Slams the cup down so hard it breaks

"Sorry about that, Septim. Don't know my own strength sometimes"

 

 


02:02:57 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"To be precise, my name is V-Septim-II T4-V3, but everybody calls me Septim. Ya see, I'm a clone of the original Validus Septim II...how else can I be in every thread at once? The real Validus Septim II is safe in his cloning lab..."


02:06:24 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Death Proof:

*Rolls his eyes, and laughs hardily to himself


02:07:37 Dec 16th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"Just ignore him, he rambles on about clones...I mean who has a clone...really?"

*Laughs for a moment and then is decapitated by a random patron.  One minute later Cedric runs in and kills the patron*

"Darn clones are expensive!...so what were we talking about?"


02:10:00 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Death Proof:

"I think I am going to fit in here nicely. Septim, can i get another Lucky Driver? By the way to you have anything good to eat, I haven't eaten in days"


02:11:29 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"If you'd like something to eat, go to Septim's Exotic Eats."

*Septim pours Death Proof another alcohol-free Lucky Driver.


02:13:42 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Death Proof:

*Laughs again, this time loud enough to shake the room

"Another one of your clones?"


02:20:52 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"V-Septim-II A3-R6 works there..."


03:11:21 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Himanil V:

'I can see some anti cloning activists in the distance there, run if you value your flesh cloners.'


03:17:39 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Himanil V:

Which world is Talents and Midgrad? (Fant and Mant i guess)


03:18:35 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Delran Silveur:

"Cedric, back so soon? What about that sword?"


03:19:41 Dec 16th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"I am only a clone...didn't I state that before? The other Cedric is taking care of it...I do not know how he is doing though..."


05:11:18 Dec 16th 08 - Mr. Banroth Death Proof:

*wonders if he needs a clone of himself....


05:21:44 Dec 16th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"Nah, you just need to not die.  I think being a troll, you have a better chance of NOT dying as much as Septim and I.  People just seem to think that killing us without letting us get ready is fair...but a clone wouldn't hurt...not that I would suggest them.  They are quite expensive."  O_o


06:23:34 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"Trolls are toughter to kill, hurt, and beat in general. An intelligent troll wo-"

*Septim gets smacked in the head by a crazy guy.

"Would be near impossible ta kill...and git dat Seloc's ass back ova' heeah!!!"


06:25:31 Dec 16th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"Erm...Septim...I think you should go lay down or something.  You are beginning to talk funny.  Maybe you should have a drink...."


06:27:34 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"No, I'm aight, thank ya...what 'chew trippin foo?"


06:28:27 Dec 16th 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

"Umm...you sure you are alright? You sound like some sort of...orc maybe...I am not sure..."


06:29:36 Dec 16th 08 - Prince Validus Septim II:

"I ain't nahh orc! What da hell iz ya jivin' about!? Ya'll is mad stupid!"


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