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23:47:13 Dec 26th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Tears the paper off and shoves it down the throat of Travis*

"Don't make me angry...you will not like me when I am angry"


23:51:15 Dec 26th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis is drunk and only heard ".....m..ike.......y."*

[[OCC:

"Don't make me angry...you will not like me when I am angry"

]]


06:02:10 Dec 27th 08 - Lord Heroditus:

*Feeling a cold draft Lord Heroditus pulls his toga closer about himself*

'brrr... may I have a hot Grog over here please!'


06:04:47 Dec 27th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim notices Heroditus in the corner underneath the giant spider.

"Sure thing!"

*Septim gives Heroditus his drink.


06:07:24 Dec 27th 08 - Lord Heroditus:

"How did I get from sitting at the bar to underneath this spider?  oh well, Cheers!"


06:41:28 Dec 27th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"I forget the spider's name.  Don't hurt him though and he won't try and eat you.  He gets his food from Septim's Exotic Eats only...Septim can you get me a Tasidian Draught?"


06:59:56 Dec 27th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

"Sure," says Septim.

*Septim pours Mikey a Tasidian Draught.


07:11:41 Dec 27th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Stop giving my drinks to this 'Mikey' person."

*Punches the guy next to him and takes his drink*


08:15:06 Dec 27th 08 - Mr. Nazir:

*takes out a kitchen knive and stabs it to Michael my drink*


12:16:20 Dec 27th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

"What?!"

*cuts off backwards hand and reattaches it correctly


14:48:18 Dec 27th 08 - Mr. Archerorc the Festive:

*goes to grammer school*

*Comes back 5 seconds later*

"May I have some tea good sir?"



17:17:32 Dec 27th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"I am not quite sure what just happened..."


18:05:27 Dec 27th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

O_O

"That was weird..."

*Septim fills the orders.


19:33:51 Dec 27th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

"Hey I didn't get a chance to order! Ahem... *strange accent*a Septim Shot, if you would be so kind."


19:41:13 Dec 27th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim pours Demonsul a Septim Shot, then silently hopes that the accent will go away...


20:49:59 Dec 27th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Another Tasidian Draught before I go..."


20:51:39 Dec 27th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim pours Mikey his draught.


22:33:47 Dec 27th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*puts accent in a box and throws box into the back room

*drinks shot


00:50:49 Dec 28th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Punches the person next to him again and takes his drink*

"Stop giving my drink to that Mikey guy...I don't like him..."


01:54:19 Dec 28th 08 - Mr. Electric:

*The Millennium Falcon and a fleet of star destroyers suddenly reappear with Electric and shoots the part of the tavern with their turrets and kill Demonsul and Deallus*

"Well then..I think playing in an asteroid field for a week is fun enough..get me some "Special" water Septim!"


02:22:14 Dec 28th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"You are lucky I am too lazy to delete your post..."

*Electric is thrown into the blast of the enemy fleet and blown to pieces.  The fleet is then blown up by a giant picture of a facepalm*


02:26:34 Dec 28th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

"Dangit Mikey...I wanted to destroy them..."


03:27:38 Dec 28th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Stop talking to the person next to me!"

*Punches Mikey in the face and throws his body out the window*

"Jeez..."


10:50:55 Dec 28th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*gets up

"I hate lasers..."

*goes back to drinking shot


14:57:52 Dec 28th 08 - Lord Heroditus:

*begins to rub the belly of the spider who responds with a 'spider purr'*

"Septim, another vino for me and some Fly Juice for my friend here"


16:14:27 Dec 28th 08 - Mr. Archerorc the Festive:

)_O I got in a fight with a bear....


17:37:42 Dec 28th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim pours Heroditus his drink and the giant spider his fly juice.


18:37:59 Dec 28th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Now I remember the spider's name! It is Steve!"


21:19:38 Dec 28th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

"Hi Steve!"


03:33:45 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Now where is Septim? I would like a Tasidian Draught..."


04:54:57 Dec 29th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Septim magically appears and pours Michael a Tasidian Draught.


06:09:39 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"yay!"

*Drinks his draught slowly and enjoys it*


10:45:25 Dec 29th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*Demonsul's hand falls off again

"I'll have another Septim Shot."


17:18:29 Dec 29th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*looks round and sees nothing happening, so takes a moment to reattach hand

"TRAVIS! POST IN FIRST CONTACT!"

*jumps to his feet and points at Travis, then pointing hand falls off again

"One second..."

*reattaches hand

"POST IN FIRST CONTACT TRAVIS!"


17:26:57 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

"Travis may not be back for awhile...you could consider him like on a mini-break for personal reasons.  Don't ask what just put him on hold..."


17:35:30 Dec 29th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

"I know, but it's a secret!"

:-D


17:54:25 Dec 29th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*turns to Septim

"Seeing as he's...indisposed...can you start First Contact without him?"

*bends down to pick up hand that detached itself again, then reattaches it


19:32:53 Dec 29th 08 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis walks into the tavern and sits down on a bar stool.*


19:34:39 Dec 29th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

"Turns out he's not as indisposed as Mikey said..."

*reattaches fallen hand again


20:11:40 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

Promptly punches Demonsul in the face

"Don't screw with me...not in the mood..."


20:17:17 Dec 29th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Suddenly, Steve the Spider wraps up Mikey in a web and is about to eat him.

"Don't punch patrons with missing hands...can't you see the sign?"

*points to a sign that says "No punching patrons with missing hands".*


20:21:05 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Looks at Mikey about to be eaten*

"Go ahead...I have been trying to get rid of that person forever."


20:25:33 Dec 29th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

"Dammit, grabbed the wrong guy..." mutters Steve.

*Steve throws Mikey out the window and grabs Michael Deallus. He then wraps him in web and is about to eat him.


20:27:26 Dec 29th 08 - Sir Demonsul:

*recovers from punch

"I guess it's true what they say about mods with power...why the hell did you do that, Mikey?"

[[Hell, Im only saying Mikey because A. It's easier than saying Michael, and B. Septim does it, and Septim is always right sometimes.]]


20:42:04 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Slices free with his swords and sits at the bar again*

"A Tasidian Draught..."


20:44:29 Dec 29th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

"Right-o Mikhail!"

*Septim pours Mikhail a drink.


20:46:38 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*Punches Mikhail and takes his drink*


21:16:47 Dec 29th 08 - Prince Valan Septim:

*Mikhail turns out to be a massive Russian. Mikhail beats the crap out of Michael and Michael ends up looking like a pretzel.

"Aha! You don't mess with the Russian!"

*Mikhail leaves.


22:10:55 Dec 29th 08 - Duke Michael Deallus:

*A loud scream is heard outside the door and Michael walks in with a bloody sword.*

"He was in my way."

*He walks over to the bar and tosses the body of his clone aside before sitting down.*

"One Tasidian Draught"


04:04:06 Dec 30th 08 - Lord Heroditus:

*Heroditus stands up walks to the door stops and turns as if to say something, obviously thinks better of it and continues out the door and down the street*


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