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"I like when people defy logic! It is so illogical!"

*Waits for his drink that he always gets*

*Septim pours Michael the drink he always gets: a shot of whiskey to get the taste of Sci's penor out of his mouth.

*Smashes the glass over Septim's head again*

"Tasidian Draught you bastard!"

"That's it! I am leaving here!"

*Slams his glass down on the bar, breaking it.  He then walks out the door*

*drinks shot

*Walks back in*

"You have the damn actions above your head! Can't you see it!?"

*Points to sentences floating above Septim's head before walking out again*

"I sure wish to know what was written on those sentences!"

*Waves a hand and the sentences appeared. They wrote:

"Michael has a personality crisis! Or he is in that time of the month!" 

"Nice shot man! Such grace, such accuracy, such stile, such .......barbaric!"

*Dusts the ashes of him and realizes he is naked.

"Oups!"

*Quickly waves his hands and his clothes appear on him

"Hope nobody saw that!"

*blows up the vomit

"I'm on a roll!"

*Septim pours Travis a Tasidian Draught.

;-)

*Barny notices these exploding naked people who are on fire, and is strangely aroused.

*Builds a target practice for Demonsul from scrap

"Try that man!"

"Damn! I worked several hours on that! You might as well used some elegant technique. Oh well....what do you expect from a barbarian!"   >:-p

*A clone of Travis's walks into the tavern and glues a poster on Travis's back, stating:

KINGS AND TYRANTS HAS STARTED!

And the clone walks out.*

*Samual walks into town and looks around*

"The nearest bar, anyone??"

*A man turns to face Samual*

"Down the road, take a left than a right then go forward for 300 yards"

"Thanks man"

*Samual walks into the area of the tavern*

*Samual walks over to the bar oposite the tavern, and enters*

*Samual starts to walk over to the bar, and notices lots of drunks*

"I dont think this is my kind of bar"

*Samual leaves the bar, and enters the bar next door*

"Quiter, if not to quiet"

*Samual walks over to the bar, and notices lots of knocked over tables facing each over*

*Samual gets to the bar and sees the barman crouching behind the bar*

"I do not know whats happening here but i dont like the look of things"

*Samual starts to walk to the exit*

*All of a sudden two rival cowboy groups get out from behind the table and start firering against each over*

"Oh crap, im out of here"

*Samual gets to the ground and starts to crawl to the exit*

*Samual walks back to his steed*

"I guess will have to wait till the next town mate"

*Samual gets onto his steed and is about to set of, and then see's a light coming from a bar across the road*

"Might aswell check it out mate"

*Samual rides over to the bar, and settles by the trough*

"You better eat up mate"

*Samaul starts to walk over to the tavern, and looks back to notice his dog eating the food*

"Good boy"

*Samual walks into the tavern, with a gun in his hand this time*

*Samual walks into it and notices, people sitting round drinking*

*Samual walks up to the bar*

"A apple juice, kind sir"

[[OOC: Capitalize standalone "I"s in future posts...and commas aren't needed between everything...I'll use an example:

*Samual walks into it and notices, people sitting round drinking*

It'd be fine if you took the comma out, but when you read it, it sounds like there's a small space in between notices and people, doesn't make sense.

"Oh crap, im out of here"

I'm is "I am", meaning that you need an apostrophe in between I and m. You should also capitalize I. The proper way to do it is: "I'm"

Here are more such words that need apostrophes:

can't

don't

didn't

ain't

isn't

aren't

I'll

There are more as well. Samual made more mistakes, but I felt like correcting a few that would help him. That's your English lesson for today, folks!]]

*Septim looks at Samual.

"...apple juice? Must be street for cocain...listen buddy, crackheads aren't allowed in here...so if you're going to ask for that kind of stuff, get out!"

*Septim readies his sword to execute the crackhead who isn't on crack.

*Shame enters, and walks up to the bar*

"a pint please"

"Ooo! Am I bleeding? Didn't feel a thing!"

*Heals himself than grabs Demonsul's sword by the blade and pulls hard. Demonsul is left unarmed. Delran gives the sword to Septim.

"Can you put this away before he hurts himself?"

*Heals his hand and punches Demonsul in the face. Demonsul rolls over a table and all the drinks are spilled on him.

"What a waste of drinks! Don't worry, I'll buy you another one! Septim, two rounds of drinks for everyone here! On me! Give Demonsul only one! He can't hold his liquor and you don't know what he may do!"

"What the hell was that for?"

[And what the hell is BS supposed to mean?]

[Hey Demonsul started! I didn't do anything! Read back several posts and you will see. And slap him too. Why only me?]

[I had my neck cut open and a sword tip on it. And he also godmoded Samual, but I didn't saw you doing anything.]

*Septim slaps Delran with a trout.

"There, that settles all disputes. Now, who wants a Septim Shot?"

O_O

*Septim pours Demonsul's drink.

[And why the hell did I do that? Because of this:

Demonsul goes into extreme mode. Leaping out from behind Delran (after giving him a nice cut half-way through the neck) he grabs a beam on the roof and uses it to deliver an aerial kick to Samual, sending him sprawling backwards

"Keep your weapons only within the current medieval standard please," he mutters, before going back to the gagging Delran and placing his sword back against his bleeding neck.

It was an unprovoked assault. I had the right to defend my self. It seems that you are always provoking people.]