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*strides in quickly

"Can't stop...this is a flying visit and all that..."

*steals Eon's wallet and then disappears into a black portal

*Waves his hands and Drathsiz is transformed into a dog

"Now you can bark all you want!"

*Another wave of his hand and Bill's corpse is incinerated

"I told you guys we cannot have rotting corpses in here!"

*A gust of wind blows Bill's ashes in Delran's face.*

Eon tests out his Dimension Ripper on a near by booth, he accidentally sucks it away. "woops"

Eon puts a black void around it, hoping no one notices. "Hey barkeep! heres a extra large tip!"

He then sucks away Delrans fire shield because hes making it no fun for anyone.

He then hides away where no one except Septim can find him and Shezmu

[forgot about you, actually i may keep testing... so is Testing or eonic cosmos(something along those line) sounding better?]

Testing runs out and goes into the corner reserved for no one. He blends in so well people start trying to reserve the corner.

Testing wonders why the world left the roleplaying forums, then he runs out into black portal and appears out of a black portal at the bar. "Gimme any new things will ya, I test stuff ya see, and I wanna know if your new stuff is any good" He says in a gangster voice.

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*lights a cigar on the fire, which is taken by the surgeon general*

*Throws Testing into the beerpool*

[OOC: To bad for you! I still don't like you! >:p ]

*Lights another cigarette

"Hey Septim! A drink will ya! My usual!"

*Testing walks back in fully healed.

"Hey did you know theres a mage out there specializing in healing and reviving powers? It only cost me my soul"

He sits down beside Delran and started poking him*

*A wave of fire makes Testing look like a Christmas tree and throws him several yards from Delran, then as Testing is laying on the floor burning, the ceiling opens and a stream of water extinguishes the flames.

"Do not test my patience! I am too annoyed by you to show you any more mercy!"

*Drinks and smokes

*The Surgeon General runs up, punches a large hole in the iceball, grabs whatever it is that Delran is smoking, and runs away*

"He sure gets in the way..."

[[Hel you visit the rp forums? didnt know that...]]

Testing sits at the bar still smoking like a fat man at the beach in July.

"Ah a good catch on fire is always good to refresh yourself in the afternoon"

Testing walks up to Hel and interviews him.

 "This is TEsting reporting live from YE Old Taverne, Hel you know, some people form dark wolves have bad feeling against you since you waltzed in and attacked. What do you have to say against this?"

[[of course thats made my negotiations with him extra hard, i told it him it was part of the game, and the games serious flaw for letting big kds attack lower ones

[[Np Delran,And No Worries]]

*goes to chineese town in car*

*entrys a nice chineese shop*

*ask for a box cigarettes*

*chineese old man told me that it cost 1$ and i told hem no way and killed hem*

*gets to Ye Old Tavern at time and gives cig box to Delran*

"Thanks Hel! That bloody thief  just stole my last cigarette!"

*Makes a spell that will cut off the hands of the Surgeon if he enters the tavern and tries to take another cigarette from anyone. Opens the box and lights a cigarette

*Testing is burn to ashes for trying to steal Delran's cigarettes

[OOC: There are things in the tavern only Septim can control. Do that again and you will burn after every post you make.]

*Brings out a pipe and starts smoking

[OOC: Now you cannot say these weren't invented. And burnt to ashes was meant only for Testing!]

*The Surgeon General runs up and ignores all spells that Delran has put down (he's the all-powerful Surgeon General afterall) and grabs the pipe before running away.

*Seals all Septim spells*

*finds a cig in the inn and smoke it*

*The Surgeon General runs in, disarms all the traps with the snap of his fingers, and steals Hel's cigs before running away*

*Zyrike runs around screaming because the surgeon general hadn't disarmed the traps but instead made them go off in Zyrike's face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*

-_-

*Bill walks in and rubs his temples.*

"This place has officially lost it's greatness, only with the efforts of two people."

[[Just for the record,  I managed to shut down the RP forums by myself.  But  I never severely hurt the tavern to... this stage.  God, this place used to be great!  Still, it was, until you two started to sp@m  (Hel, Testing)  Septim's the only one who isn't complaining... mainly because he gets to cause some mayhem :-D]]

[OOC: Me being what? Watch your tongue! If you are talking about my powers, I was here way before you and some veterans do enjoy some benefits for being veterans in the tavern.]