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"I wanna ride the bus!"

"Agreed..."

[[Does anyone bother to get on Roleplaying IRC?  At night anyway.  Because everytime I've been there, NO ONE is there, not even silent ol' Carrothian, or a drunk Deallus. :-P]]

*Septim begins dancing the Charleston.

*Suddenly, Sam Fisher's corpses falls out of the airvent as Michael Jackson jumps out of it, rapes the corpse, and grabs several patrons and gives them wedgies.  Shortly afterwards, the tavern defenses blow out the rapist's brains, and the bartender gains the reward for his death.*

The door bangs open to reveal torrents of rain cascading down the door, outside the bright starry night burns with renewed vigour, the sword that was broken lay reforged by the strangers side. 'I have come' came a deep familiar voice. I have overcome the curse of the Admin and withstood the tides of time, I have passed the test and am here to reclaim what was rightfully mine. (Looks around in the dead silence) 'Why a Drunken Demise preceded by a Septim Shot of course', 'Christ it's been over half a year since I was here someone get me a drink.

*splutters in drink* What do you mean by that?

'Well it's just a name change, and nothing else surely.' (looks t the counter and whispers)

'Or did Septim finally get the judge over the Taverb ownership issue.'

Looks at Demonsul sprawled on the floor, smiles 'Hah Valdius didn't catch me at it'

I was wondering when I'd get my inviting slap, I remember Demonsul got one when he had returned.

*Paracelzus walks in with a banana*

Sends a bird flying with a message, a minute later a couple of thousand birds come flying scattering banana peels all over the floor....

*walks over to birds eating banana

get the freak away from my banana birds! ill slaughter you all!!

*birds depart from sceen

Falls on the floor laughing his *** off. Gets up with tears in his eyes 'And I......' collapses again laughing.

Regains composure, 'Being bad really ain't that bad as some bad people might seek to make other bad people form a badly bad opinion in their bad minds.

*Charley walks into the tavern and Demonsul bursts into flames because it is impossible to steal from the tavern(With emphasis on impossible).*

"Woops...well just popping in since I needed to copy some old stories I wrote here."

Might walks into the bar.

"RAWR"

Might walks out.

*Is glad the device stuck to Charlie and not him.  Leaves*

*gets up, looks at Validus and draws sword and says in a clearly fake british accent

"you must fight me for that kind sir, or i will have your head in a plater."

*advances on validus

"come now man you cant be a coward can you?"

hey reborn i accidently reported you. i thought that would give you RP points. im relly sorry.

*shinnnk*

the sounds of blades can be heard echoing in the distance.  "this isnt the time or place for this, there are many beasts coming from the east." 

*Kyo sheathes his sword and walks back outside facing the sun set to the east...

*Validus Septim stands behind the bar and watches as Aqua approaches a poor man who is leaning against a table, demanding a fight.

"Leave Grubbs alone. If you wish for a fight, I will give you one."

*Septim draws Firengard, the flaming blade of Cidel, and jumps over the bar while holding Firengard in a defensive form. As Septim stands at the ready, Slasher the Mongoose jumps out of his footlocker.

*mongoose noises*

Translation: "3...2...1...begin!"

*Septim begins circling Aqua while holding his blade in a defensive form.

*As Himanil talks, an elusive Septim clone appears beside him, watching his clone fight Aqua.

"It is sad indeed, Berkeley and I have gone to another land in hopes of finding new adventure, because little can be found here."

[[OOC: Translation: We are using a different RP site. I decided to use both, Berkeley didn't. :( ]]

ug huhuhuhuh. reborn, time enough for sparing, later however for the dawn aproches.

*Septim chops off Aqua's arms while he's chatting with Himanil right before Aqua is made into mincemeat*

"Fool should know not to chat in the middle of a duel..."

It is true then. VU RP'ing is dead.