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*avoids the broken shards by rolling forward, then draws his own sword and swings it at  Blodgram

*deflects sword and lunges in with a stab

*blocks the stab and pushes Blodgram away, before throwing an explosive fireball at him

*rips off Blodgram's head and begins bashing Blodgram's decapitated body with it*

"NO WASTING ALCOHOL YOU USELESS PILE OF CRAP!"

*continues smashing Blodgram's body, turning the corpse into a bloody mush*

*Sits idly looking for a reason to fight*

*orders a bottle of cheapest vodka*

*Sneaks behind the bar to get his ale*

*Goes outside, picks up Himanil's flaming body and throws it out the window again*

"Damn kids"

*Wonders when people started following Himanil.  Puts up a giant umbrella over the tavern that blocks every single arrow before disintigrating into a poisonous dust that kills all of Himanil's army*

"Woo!'

*Travis throws the Ring into the lava before it came into the tavern, saving Middle Earth.*

*gets up from shock of himanil having an army

"Why arent we drinking? Why's everything been to exciting!"

*blodgram then relizes who started it all

"I did this didn't I? Well no matter, one septim shot please." 

*Pulls out his Mod Warhammer and slams Himanil in the face for trying to outgodmod him.  Proceeds to kill all of the Uruk Hai with a large trout.*

"Rawr"

*I demand an explanation for the fight that is going on*

Snarls at a bystander, 'No I'm not a peacekeeper from U.N.' 'Just trying to make a living here'

*You look out of touch Demonsul, want to flex your muscles and temper a bit*

*Wonders why the hell he (Himanil) hasn't yet murdered his Logitech wireless keyboard supplier*

*Because no one is talking*

*Sets sail for distant lands to receive his Pulitzer 'Common Sense' award*

'Hm..I always wanted that shiny badge.'

*Wonders what kind of 'Common Sense' award that Himanil could possibly be receiving and labels that distant land as primitive and uncivilized*

*takes a sidelong glance at Himanil, wondering why he'd want a warm alcoholic beverage under any circumstances

"Hey Travis, wana gimme some as well?"

*Arvious walks in and orders a beer, then.*

*Arvious walks off with the drink, and gives it to a familiar hobo, and vanishes.*

"I think it was Travis," commented Demonsul dryly.

*slaps Demonslayer*

"Hey, because you're my friend, I will not shoot you with a medieval SMG. That was a warning. Now, who needs some alcohol?"

"Barkeep!  Some Iselian liquor for all!"

"Barkeep!  I want you on MSN earlier than six o'clock someday!"