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Ye Olde Taverne
01:02:00 Jun 26th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*Travis dies, and Arvious takes his place.*

"Barkeep!  I want Charley to stop killing people randomly!:


01:33:43 Jun 26th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"What? I just stabbed him...it wasn't a sharpened trampoline...now that would hurt."


03:38:56 Jun 26th 09 - Sir Pesterd:

*quickly runs to Charleys side*


"Dude.. The Taverne security is gonna be jumping all over you..!! Run before its too late"


05:14:27 Jun 26th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"Tavern security? Why would they bother me? I am one of the oldest remaining patrons here!"


08:07:20 Jun 26th 09 - Sir Pesterd:

"Sir... You have recently killed a person.. they will be hunting you down as soon as possible!!"


08:13:02 Jun 26th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"Who is they? I know how to work Scientist's magical defenses! I would like to see them get past those! Old Scientist was my old mentor and left me with a good deal of knowledge about this place."


21:57:18 Jun 26th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Killing someone triggers no defense. Putting one finger behind the bar on the other hand..."


09:32:53 Jun 27th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

(Has earmuffs on)
*Walks behind the bar*


15:46:33 Jun 27th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*watches as a presence disintegrates the earmuffs, and uses the dust formed by the earmuffs to decapitate Himanil

"What makes you think you're so different?"


15:57:23 Jun 27th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Walks behind the bar, sweeps Himanil's remains into a bucket and throws the bucket out the window*

"Damn dust really isn't good for my lungs."


17:30:47 Jun 27th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Reforms and enters the Tavern again his memory totally gone except for a vague memory of a painful sensation in a place called the bar*

*Walks back behind the bar thinking about deja vu*


18:03:55 Jun 27th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Impales Himanil upon a pike and vaporizes his body.  Sucks up the vapor with a strange wolf that had huge lung capacity and set it on fire before throwing it out the window*

"Man, I am going to run out of ideas..."


18:38:37 Jun 27th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Enters the Tavern again with the same sensation as before but prefers to sit on a chair after breaking the neck of a patron who said he smelt like a wolf, choosing to sit down as he felt a bit too painful for some reason*


18:56:43 Jun 27th 09 - Prince Validus Septim III:

*Whoever walked behind the bar turns to dust, then into a kitten*

"Alright then..."

*fills any orders*


11:32:16 Jun 28th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*drinks Septim shot*

"Wow, things've really become repetitive here..."


15:38:53 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'Indeed for the first time thing are becoming so predictable that I might perhaps start writing a Tavern Survival Guide for beginners, might have some marketing problems, but hey who ever lived to tell.'


15:44:01 Jun 28th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"You shouldn't write a survival guide if you are the predominant person who dies," mumbled Charley as he sat at the bar.


17:01:22 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'As I said, who lives to tell?' 'People read it through and give great comments and never live to tell after practicing it in actuality.'


17:09:53 Jun 28th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"I could write a great survival guide for new people! It is just the fact that I am too lazy to write one for the whole 2 people that would read it."


18:38:46 Jun 28th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"How about this;"

*Demonsul clears his throat*

"Tavern Survival guide, by Demonsul. Number one, Don't go behind the bar ever. The end."


19:02:48 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'Is it just me or was that too short and leaving people wondering on the lack of details.'


20:09:30 Jun 28th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"If they go behind the bar, then why have more details?" :)


20:16:47 Jun 28th 09 - Mr. Maximus II:

*sits down on chair and wonders why everyone is fighting*


04:31:36 Jun 29th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Charges in drunken rage and knocks Maximus off his chair, sitting there in place of Maximus*


08:21:19 Jul 6th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Walks in and brushes the cobwebs off the generic dead bodies*

"Man...talk about a time gap!"


08:23:15 Jul 6th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:

*moves around and shakes the dust off himself*

"No kidding..."


11:30:09 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Walks out of a shower*
'Damn these threads of time come off hard, especially more so where fights are concerned.'


17:06:45 Jul 6th 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*is asleep


05:01:12 Jul 7th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'A drink please, Druken De-, no a Tasidian Shot.'
Mutters to himself, 'That is if even the crafty Septim can find the right bottle in the dust.'


05:10:48 Jul 7th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:

"What the hell is a Tasidian Shot? You mean a Tasidian Draught?"


05:12:54 Jul 7th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"It can be served in a shot I guess...not sure how well that works since it is a drink built on good taste, not strong alcohol content."


07:36:55 Jul 7th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'Well if it's entirely built on taste then I have no qualms to an entire draught.'
(Hears laughing as enlightenement suddenly dawns upon him'Hey who the hell stole my taste buds.....'


21:22:29 Jul 7th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"It is not entirely built upon taste......but whatever."


18:23:46 Jul 8th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:

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*Septim buys everybody a round of drinks to celebrate!*


18:53:48 Jul 8th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

* Cheerfully accepts a drink while cautiously looking around to ensure that not ZETA secret agents lurked hidden in the shadows amongst the numerous Tavern security.


20:08:24 Jul 8th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Wonders why Septim finally noticed after it being unblocked for several weeks already...*


04:06:30 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

*Thinks along the same line as Charley*
'Really Septim when I was allowed back, you ought've figured it...........


04:08:43 Jul 9th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"Not that long ago..."


04:17:22 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

"So then why on Earth or won't you go ''there''? And what is the name of the planet where Tasidian is?


05:12:22 Jul 9th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"I won't go back to the inactivity.  I ended up having to do things myself.  As for where Tasidian was...the world was named Alras."


06:15:41 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

'A pity,' sips his drink.
Well you could at least drop by some times, I mean honestly if not there then where else will you go?


06:28:55 Jul 9th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"If man cannot live in another's home, he shall build his own."


06:32:01 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

"I don't think you have a problem with the living part. only the hospitality and maintenance part.'
"So will you actually build your own?"


06:33:36 Jul 9th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"You speak like it is a future thought..."


06:36:02 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

"Well don't go much by my words then."
"So your '''rented house''' burnt where be you headed now?"


06:44:41 Jul 9th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"Elsewhere...far from these lands...but I shall not abandon these grounds..."


07:04:40 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

(Smiles)"These grounds are those that I don't believe any of us will be able to leave.......at least not for long."
"You have ventured across many lands Prince of Tasidian often as a king and often as a lowly common man, but I think that lands may just be running out unless one of you can create new ones, a fair land that will actually last."


19:29:45 Jul 9th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

"There is a fair land out there...but only the most reknowned and great heroes and warriors may reach them.  A perilous path awaits those that attempt such a journey."


19:50:49 Jul 9th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

*wonders why Himanil and Charley are talking all civilized, and pulls out a sporkpistol*

"THIS IS VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*shoots at everyone, then commits suicide in an awesome explosion of fire*


20:34:53 Jul 9th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:

*Noticed that Travis missed him*

"Poor lad...always crazy in the head..."


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