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*Pulls the spork out and starts eating the apple.

*Watches Penor get overwhelmed from within as he explodes and starts shooting poison tipped arrows at the elephant that appeared miraculously from within Penor's stomach*

*turns into a block of Medieval C4 in the toilet*

*turns into a bartender with a large mustache*

"Hmm, since Septim is gone, Demonsul hasn't been heard from, and Charley left never to return, I do believe it's my turn to be the bartender."

*puts on the Temporary Bartender badge, and slowly walks behind the bar*

"Heh, whad'ya know, no explosions.  Someone order something!"

"SPORKED!?"

*grabs a Septim Shot with a dash of lemon, mashes it into microscopic pieces with a spork, and gives the remains to Himanil*

*Returns the smile unsuspiciously*
"What a dreary place this has become."

*fills any orders and puts on a clown mask*

*walks in

"Back from holiday. Get me a Septim Shot."

*sits down at the bar and yawns

*Gets nervous and starts fingering his loaded bow*

*comes in for the first time and asks for a drink

"So wats up guyz?

*turns into Laplarvis, and hurls a chair at Himanil*

"There, happy!?"

*downs his shot then throws a large castle at Himanil

"Wait, if his castle got destroyed due to the taverns defenses, why the hell didn't my chair?  Oh well..."

*notices several arrows stuck in his stomach*

"Eh, what the hell?"

*rips out the arrows, and knocks the axe out of Himanil's hands*

"I'm okay, it only tickled."

*steals one of the patron's drinks and chugs it down*

*wonders why his castle got rejected by the Tavern*

"Oh well..."

*throws a 1x1x1 foot castle that weighs as much as the first at Himanil instead

"Why did I have to be hit! Now I'll have E.D. for the rest of my life!!!"
*penor cries

*throws a fireball at Penor, somehow extinguishing the blaze*

"Laplarvis, what did you do?!"

"Honestly, what do you expect? This place is desperate for fresh blood."

"i think laplarvis divided by zero"
*makes a wide eyed face similar to this: O_O*

*pushes laplarvis down an elevator shaft for dividing by zero, and hands himanil a get well soon card*
"you would have gotten that sooner, but i havent been on the computer because my mouse wasnt working...so i bought this!"

"the wireless mobile mouse 6000! complete with wireless technology and a light blue L.E.D. plug in its USB reciever and watch the magic!"
*a patron with a deep voice says "one AA battery included"*
*the patrons in the tavern: "ooo...ahhh...oooo"*

"i dont know you said it...but this thing is fun to play catch with!"

*throws his cool new object at a random patron, hoping theyll notice and catch it"

"Yo spamtim, give muo some beer"
*sits and waits*

*runs after marius*
"gimme back my...what was that thing called again?"

*catches marius, gets back his thingamajig, and securse it in his pocket*
*walks back to the tavern and orders a foaming pint*

*Collapses on a chair*
"Honestly now, if the person I was challenging had posted some hours ago I'd've understood but the person not responding even after me replying in 56 seconds is too much."

*Looks contemptuously at Saon*
"And pray, who be you?"

"Try to keep it low fi for the beginning and see if one remembers a sword fight within the confines of the Tavern."

*Draws his gladius and marches towards Windscar with a scutum in one hand, katana and Dragfury in his belt and wearing a lorica manica.*