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*With great adroitness rolls to the side and narrowly avoids the arrow even as he threw 4 knives at Windscar and rushed him with his sword drawn*

*Feels something in his bum through his armour and swings his blade around in rage hitting Windscar on the cheek with its flat edge*

why did you post for me?...ah what the heck...ill use it anyway...it sounds cool

*Returns, after spending most of his absence playing various video game consoles... dunno what the hell those are, but I did, by golly!*

"Somebody gimme teh drinkz!"

*Watches Windscar crumple to the ground unconscious (after having had failed to show up for 2 days) and walks over the bar occasionally screwing up his face as his bruise hurt him*

"A Tasidian Shot if I may."

The knocking out part was fine considering what I did but th makeup part s far too much of a god-mod.

*Wakes up with a throbbing head and notices Windscar's body to have vanished. Begins a systematic search of the Tavern*

"Eh..., yeah sure. Just get anything. The head banging after effects still don't seem to have completely worn off."

*Gulps it down in one go before collapsing on the ground*

*walks in*

>:O


*rawrs* GIMME AAAAAbsinthe !!!!!!!! heh. please?

*shots the absinthe*

*pays with fairydust and stumbles around in the taverne*


*walks up to karaokee machine and picks out " Oh ye troll hath golden years" sings with for full lounges while drinking from her pocket bottle*

*Goes on a wild rampage killing everyone in sight*

RAMPAGE???? :O *drops jaw on floor*

*pulls out her sais from her socks and nails himandil to the wall*


*picks jaw up and picks new song form karaokee machine " trolls hymns of the yaratooth" and starts dancing around with her sais singing even more beautyful than before*

*fixes the wall and doesn't stop Himanil from assaulting Kittie, as he knows a good fight will come from it.*

"um...a rampage, himanil getting nailed to the wall, himanil ripping the wall down and now he is about to hit katie over the head...o by the way, nice make up himanil :)"

*sits and orders tak out from SEE*

"ill have flamingo on a stick with spam on the side"

the tavern crowd: "ooo...ahhh"
*himanil gets a standing ovation*

"well tht looks like it went well...oh...and saon is right... your makeup is very...beautiful today. did you do it yourself? or did you have help?"
*giggles, knowing th real answer*
*hands himanil a mirror*

"She'll probably be back," predicts Gaius Septimus Cidellus before pulling out his medieval VCR, a medieval tape, and a medieval television. He plugs them into his footlocker and begins playing a tape.

"Now, as you all can see, Himanil started the violence. So, it is by my ruling that Himanil be found guilty of assaulting, if not murdering, Kittie Arghhh. Himanil, have you anything to say in your defense? Just kidding, it really doesn't matter. I sentence you to death by the drinking of a Drunk's Demise!"

*hands Himanil a Drunk's Demise*

"Drink..."

"ooo! ooo! ask for a pony!!!"

*smile an evil plotting smile because he has just come up with something good*

"dont worry...everything is going to be just fine"

"haha...i really want to see where this will go" *sits and grabs a bowl of popcorn*

"A long time ago been a trial initiated for a man named Septim which had been closed down because no lawsuit had been filed. I'd like to bring it up again and finish it off."
-Himanil

"That's what my last wish'd be."
*Looks at Septim's uneasy figure*
"Unless of course we want to forget things...............................................

"That's unfortunate for you, Himanil, as no judicial body exists anymore, and I actually find court trials fun..."

Or else I wouldn't have started them, now would I?

"Now...drink the Drunk's Demise..."

O.O *wakes up on the floor* ARRRrrrhhhhhggg! *clubs down himandil with her troll club and throws him over her shoulder* BAD BAD BAD BAD Himanil >.< Pony??? there is pony's????!!? *drops Himanil in the floor and runs around like wind, only different too look for pretty pony <3

*Looks up to the heavens*
"Saved at last."
"There, your (puts emphasis on the word) 'Highness', I believe that others (Kittie) ought be taken into the trial as well or I be spared seeing that Kittie has taken justice into her own hands."

*Looks on mournfully as the Drunken Demise is snatched from him*
"A mere pint of that and I could've gotten a king's ransom."

*laughs*

"im so sneaky....anyway........himanil, you know, we never finished our battle...it was interrupted by ms. kittie"

*draws an arrow and fingers his bow and looks at himanil*

"shall we?"