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*pouts*

*telports back and pours a drink on Samual's head*


*walks off and finds a better place to play*

*Hurries to strip Samual of all his valuables before throwing him outside the bar and burning him before sending him away with the trashtakers*

*Walks back in somehow respawned*

"Damn you tavern magic, all I want to do is get away from coloured writing"

*Stomps over to the bar, mumbling curses at the tavern, and then orders a pint of the finest beer*

*Opens his eyes and the dust fall off of him...He then realizes he's been carried to a seat in the Inactive corner. He stands up*

"So...what have I missed?"

*Sits at the bar and orders a foaming pint*

*Looks around wondering were everyone is*

"I thought this place never got quiet, but its been quiet for many days now"

*Looks over at septim*

"Might as well have another beer if im going to be stuck in here for god knows how long*

*Arvious grabs a medieval shotgun and shoots everyone in the face in an attempt to bring back life to the tavern... before realizing he can't if he kills everyone... after that, he kills himself, only yo be revived again by goddamn 1Ups.*

*Sprints after charley and then slaps him with a salmon, then runs back to the tavern goes behind the bar, and pours himself a beer, then pours everyone elses drinks, then runs back to his stoll, sits down and starts to gently sip his drink*

*walks in and stabs charley in the face with a dildo and notices samual on fire...gets out his flask drinks all of welll watever it is in it i found it on a dead guy who just so happend to get stabed of a dildo to...and when it is all gone he waits for an hour and then pisses on samual to put the fire out.....*
"phew" looks like i got here just intime..
*walks out of the taverne*

"Holy sporks... two weeks of inactivity..."

*grabs a giant feather duster (despite of allergies) and cleans off everyone*

"Well... (achoo) that ends that... (achoo) jeez... what happened to... (achoo) VU Roleplaying?"

"Mmmm...yes...quite..."

''Cygnus enters the room''

''Cygnus watchs a a bird a go persecue her and run and jump throught window''

''Cygnus comes tired of trying to catch up the bird''

''Cygnus leaves the tavern''

''Cygnus enters the tavern''

''Cygnus tries to get out and sleeps on door''

*Teleports out of the tavern before it was nuked, then teleports back*

"Forgot my drink and stoll"

*Teleports out the tavern, to the nearest hill, then places the stoll down, sits on it, and slowly sips his drink while watching the nuke land neatly on the tavern*

"Life is so sweet..."

*Teleports again but abit furthur away*

"Dont want to be hit by the vapour"

*Smacks Himanil with a wooden spoon*

"No, you cannot stand behind the bar...im watching...always."

>.>

*Breaks Samual in half and then kicks him out of the tavern*

"A mere peasant slapping a king? You shall die if that offense is repeated!"

"Merry Christmas everybody!"

*buys everybody a free Septim Shot*

*gives everyone a spork with a ribbon on it*

"Go ahead, guess what it is!"

"Define footfalls...and I would be better to answer your question..."

*Walks behind the bar wearing his "Backup Barkeep" badge and serves the stranger a drink*

"New in town?"

"Footfalls as in, total views."

"Bleeargh, you mean do the hard work oneself. Besides I'm sure that there'd hardly be any difference."

*Septim pours a Septim Shot in a Baby New Year shot glass*

*Wanders in and passes out in a corner*

*Snores lots and breaks the stick with his pinky toe* :G

"We have served our peoples well over the years.  Rewards come with service..."

"I cant believe its not butter!"