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04:43:15 May 13th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Ernest catches on fire*

"First off: I'm here right now. Second: he asked for Septim! You broke two rules, dammit!"

*Ernest runs around on fire while Septim gives Cyruss a "Designated Draught"*


04:45:01 May 13th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

*Fire uncatches on him*

"First off: I got the water from the animal trough outside.  Second: You are here like once a month, how should I know?"


04:46:51 May 13th 10 - Ice Prince Cyruss:

''mmmm hey Charly the 'water' you gave me tastes like chiken for some reason''

''mm Thanks Septim though your 'beer' tastes like drugs or cocaine''


04:48:46 May 13th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*smiles in a creepy way as Ernest catches on fire again*

"Ernest, only the permanent barkeep may extinguish the flames! And he STILL asked for Septim!"


04:49:53 May 13th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

*Uncatches on fire again*

"The permanent barkeep may set a person on fire for legitimate reasons.  If they are not legitimate, then the flames shall continue to uncatch on me as if I never was burnt!" :G


04:51:02 May 13th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Ernest catches on fire again*

"The permanent barkeep is also allowed to catch people on fire at will! Remember that the permanent barkeep's powers are extremely strong within the tavern, Ernest!"


04:52:32 May 13th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

*Puts out the flames with Cyruss since he is an ice prince and all*

"Guess he is just a prince now."

*Remembers that he has important duties to attend to and races off*


04:53:06 May 13th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Ernest catches on fire as he races out*


04:56:00 May 13th 10 - Ice Prince Cyruss:

''Oh noes! Now i am just a prince, quick let me eat some ice cubes''
*me eats some ice cubes
''Yes Now i am the Ice Prince again''


04:57:39 May 13th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

*Catches Septim on fire with his unholy moderating powers*


05:00:00 May 13th 10 - Ice Prince Cyruss:

''Corruption! kings cant use illegal not aproven powers agaisnt a Emperor''


05:02:18 May 13th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*The fire goes out*

"Moderator powers do not work in this ancient place!"


05:10:54 May 13th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

"I just did!"

*Draws a mustache on Septim and disappears in a shower of blue sparks*


06:15:00 May 13th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*the blue sparks fizzle out and turn into blue soda, which stains Deallus's clothes*


09:29:05 May 13th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

*Reminds Septim that his kingdom's colors are blue anyways, so the Deallus family gets even more rich off of a new designer label*


15:02:21 May 13th 10 - Sir Panic The Forgotton:

Throws the carrot juice down his throat.

"That was not what I expected. Do you have anything called a 'Mind Eraser'?"


16:37:28 May 13th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Gods damn you two! Calm down!"

*throws water over Deallus and Cidellus


20:57:48 May 13th 10 - Sir Panic The Forgotton:

"Must be lovers...."


19:29:26 May 15th 10 - Mr. Ixis:

"Indeed..."


*Takes a seat at the bar, then glances at the commotion-makers*

"Give me something strong enough to distract me from them..."


19:57:42 May 15th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

"Sounds like someone needs a Drunk's Demise or a Septim Shot..."


19:58:32 May 15th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Another Septim clone appears and pours Ixis a Septim Shot*


20:15:27 May 15th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*is glad things have returned to normal-ish

"I'll have one of those as well, thanks."


20:28:57 May 15th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

"I'll have a Sam Adams!"

*Gets odd looks*

"Erm...Septim Shot please..."


21:45:40 May 15th 10 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

*enters the bar*

"Do you guys serve soda? I'm real thirsty and a light head."


22:44:55 May 15th 10 - Sir Panic The Forgotton:

"Lemme have a drunk's demise"


12:16:46 May 16th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*winces

"You're gonna need to sign a wavier for that. I saw it melt someone's jaw once..."


15:26:22 May 16th 10 - Mr. Ixis:

*Takes his shot, coughs a little, then clears his throat*


"Alright, get him an extra drunk's demise on me, then.  I want to see this"


17:23:26 May 16th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*pulls out some waivers and leaves them out to sign before pouring some Septim Shots for the other patrons*


18:17:23 May 16th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Ye gods, what just happened? It seemed as if my eyeballs were squashed..."


20:33:02 May 16th 10 - Mr. Ixis:

*Pushes a strange button which recently appeared on the bar which reads "Old Forum Design"*


"Mine too...but they're better now.  Maybe someone spiked all our drinks with that drunk's demise?"


04:00:12 May 18th 10 - Sir Horus VII:

* signs waiver, doesn't read any of the print

"OK, so are you gonna tell me whats in it, or should I just go for it?"

"Is anyone going to take a shot with me?"

"Has anyone survived this shot?

"Are all these questions making me look nervous?"


17:36:59 May 18th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"It's called Drunk's Demise for a reason, my good man."


14:18:45 May 26th 10 - Mr. Ixil:

*yawns*


"Does a Drunk's Demise kill everyone, then?"


17:20:23 May 26th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Anyone except the great god ZeTa. He only gets heavily drunk."


19:00:07 May 26th 10 - Mr. Ixil:

*nods*


"I meant everyone in the vicinity of the drinker."

*looks around*

"They all seem to have passed out, as well."


20:32:51 May 26th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

"I..."

*Falls over*


23:07:58 May 26th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Hey, a new RP!"

*blinks

"And signup ended before Septim joined! This can't end well..."


16:16:06 May 28th 10 - Sir Horus VII:

"Sorry I passed out from the fumes..."

Looks around and everyone is staring at him

"Bottoms up"

Throws back the shot and immediately falls to the floor. Eyes are now closed and his left arm is twitching a bit.


04:04:29 Jun 2nd 10 - Sir Arvious The Inactive:

*wakes up again and punches everyone in the tavern to get everyone up*

"Now someone get me some 400 Proof Moonshine."


07:41:01 Jun 2nd 10 - Ice Prince Aureola:

Septim give me your best water!

ohh sorry I meant milk!

Yeah give me your best milk and cookies!


17:03:35 Jun 2nd 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

"The daycare center is next door," mumbled Charley.


22:43:11 Jun 3rd 10 - Sir Arvious The Inactive:

*wakes up and orders all the booze the tavern can offer*

[Oh Lord...]


22:57:55 Jun 3rd 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

*Wakes up*

"SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

*Kicks Arvious into the tavern's water supply and then goes back to sleep.*


23:16:51 Jun 3rd 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*wakes up*

"Who threw all the sleeping...powd...uugh..."

*goes back to sleep*


20:24:04 Jun 9th 10 - King Charley The Sprisely Active:

*Yawns*


20:57:10 Jun 9th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

*goes to the door

"If they give out free drinks, I'll come back early. As it is, I have business to attend to."

*leaves the Tavern for a bit, possibly to make an RP or summat


21:46:03 Jun 9th 10 - King Charley The Sprisely Active:

*Waits until Demonsul leaves and gives out free drinks*
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17:41:31 Jun 10th 10 - Sir Horus VII:

finally wakes up from coma after near death experience with drunk's demise

 

did someone say free drinks? I'm thirsty... and awfully hungry too! any food here?


17:48:48 Jun 10th 10 - King Charley The Sprisely Active:

"Food? Does this look like Septim's Exotic Eats to you?"


18:18:58 Jun 10th 10 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

"Near death experience? Drunks Demise is fatal. I think you got revived by the Tavern."


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