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"no i want a stable one....thats why I'm building it, and not you."

*builds an unstable one*
"there you go brian...have fun"
*gets back on his stable one*

"I can too, as you seem to live here now..."

*chuckles*

*walks in the door*

"This brings back so many memories...this place used to be a bustle of activity at all times, there were great adventures out in the lands, zombies, starships, huge castles, everything...all gone..."

*goes off on a complete nostalgia trip and generally depresses everyone*

"Oh? I didn't realize I lived here. Put since I apparently do, and don't pay rent, then ok!"

"If you died, then how are you talking?"

*walks in the door*

"whoa its been a while and how the hell are you keeping that unstable tower of stools...stable?"

*walks over and lightly touchs unstable tower of stools*

*tower begins leaning further and further untill it comes crashing down to the ground*

"well it seems as though its about as stable as it looks"

walks over to a random table and orders a round of beers for all at that table

<cmon people lets get this tavern kicking i was here when this tavern was getting up to 1000 posts and all were worried about ZeTa closing it down due to the stress o the mainframe and yet she stands!>

"pfft, not me now come sit emperor, ive hidden a bottle of liquor from around the era of isabel in here somewhere"

*looking around anxiously for the bottle*

"I can't find it any where...oh well guess its just the regular"

*walks over to the tap to get some beer for septimus, but notices a very dusty box under the tap and decides to look inside*

"Aha i found it"

*Cracks the seal on a bottle of liquor and poors Septimus and myself a glass,then hands the second glass to Septimus*

"Meh, Bottoms up!"

*chugs back the glass of old liquor *

"hey brian your rent's due"

*chuckles*

*throws a shoe containing coins at Xanatos*

*snaps awake*

"Anybody know a good place?"

"Well, this place was kinda old and empty when I first came here. There is only so much we can do. Also, sorry about me being a bit busy lately."

"That is true. Hmm....maybe post the story you and I have so far and see if that attracts any attention?"

"And here I was under the impression that we actually had quite a bit done. Or at least it take me awhile to read it. But, we will get to continue it...eventually. Having some things I'm needing to get done. That reminds me. I got accepted to a college today! That's one less thing to worry about!"

*wakes up*

"Holy crap I did something guys!"

*falls over again*

*wakes up*

"Eh, whatd'ya say Brian, I was too busy being unconscious.  Speaking of which..."

*falls over*

*wakes up*

"Salutations and other crap.  Septim'll get to you once he stops rewriting history or something."

*falls over*

*wakes up, pours Durza a drink, and leans forward over the bar in front of Xanatos*

"Oh...since the early thirties, I think. I don't know, and I can't be bothered to look back at all these damn pages and find out..."

The door bangs open to let in a chilly gust of wind and cascading waters from the stormy, dark night outside. A tall figure walks in and seats himself at the bar.

*Goes wide eyed seeing the bar empty for so long*

*wakes up*

*Heaves a sigh of relief as the bottle makes impact with the ground shattering into countless pieces*

*pours Himanil a Septim Shot*

*pours Himanil another shot, then sighs*

*whips out his penis and shoots manjuice in the eye of an unsuspecting patron*

After the chaos settled down the patron was revealed to be Septim.  Septim was unconscious with an obvious smile in his face.