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Do you really think that I, a priest, shoved that book into that rabbit hole to kill that rabbit. Or do you think that I gave the rabbit a present so he can read it before sleep?
I must say I have smarter children in my Sunday-school class than the accuser and his advocate. Then again, being stupid is nothing to be ashamed of. If God intended as all to be smart, we would lose our uniqueness...

Umbar, we are n0ot here to insult each other. please, permit my question to be answered.

that is very well, but shouldnt you be more serious? my employer could go to jail for something he has not done, and you are making JOKES?!

*shakes his head in anger*

*gets up to hit Umbar, but restrains himself*

'tthis isnt a joke! it is a courtroom! if you are not going to behave sensibly then you will be replaced!'

(that last part was true Umbar, get on with the case or i will replace u.)

"The book, judging by the angle, was dropped from someone's hands, while that person was running. It lodged itself into the hole, that was clearly on Might's yard. Might had had some dogs chained up on his property at that time, to prevent trespassers from trespassing. It is obvious that Markovnikovas II wandered onto the yard, was chased away by the dogs and dropped the book into the rabbit hole. As a sentence, I would like to have Markovnikovas pay a 500 gold piece fine, as well as Might's 10000 gold pieces spent on these court proceedings."

"I am looking for a witness who could place Markovnikovas II at the scene of the crime at that time."

"No. I have a witness, I am just finding out if he is willing to come to this court."

"Certainly you could be running, a twisted ankle when you are ten does not make a limp when you are thirty, and even if you ankle was completely useless, you could still run by favoring the other one and avoiding putting a great deal of pressure on the ankle in question. You would have to work off your wages somehow, and I can't see what a lack of money has to do with the case. This is a court of law, not a pity party! You can do whatever you wish to pay it off, as long as it is. That IS the law."

"How do you pay the cariage rides if you have no money?"

"Sir Telcontar, is this witness coming or not? I am leaving at seven o'clock Pacific time and I do not have all day!"

[[OOC: I am leaving...this will be up to Umbar if this is not over by the time I leave...]]

I saw Markovnikovas II running from Might's lands chased by Might's dog Last summer

"Yes, is there any way to prove you were there and not payed by Might and Erunion to say these things? Will you allow your mind to be probed?"

"Crimes agianst rabbits! Now you are joking agian! How we can truat you if your joking?"

"Ok, Erunion! Give some trustable evidence, please..."

"Yes, i have heared of priest who prentend good but are in fact vandals, robbers, etc........But i want Corneckey to teel all of it in detail! Also that that book is founded in that rabbit hole is not confirmed yet..."

ok, this case has ground to a halt. Umbar, guilty or not Guilty?

"Ok if i trow 1 or 2 we hang the priest, and he becomes st. Marknikovas with a rabbit as atribute, the rabbit gat's a funeral, if i trow 4,3 nothing happens but i eat the rabbit, if i trow 5 or 6 might will be put in a slaugther house and i will eat him"
8umb looks around
"Everyone happy?"

[18:47] Mr. Umbar throws a D-6: 3

"Lucky for you! "
*Umbar look around
"And...where's the rabbit?"

NEW CASE! who wants to do what role people?

Look a few post above... i decided who's guilty :)

There has been a dreadful crime. Murder has taken place. In the night a dark shadow of a person was seen. this person fits many descriptions, and several suspectrs have been drawn up. there wil be nvestigations, and because of the number of suspects no formal hearing. there are no judges, just an investigator. all people who were either lawyers or accusers or defendants are now suspects to the crime. The judges are the investigators. they must work together to find the crime. all people please post your new roles here.

(Both my RP's are losing their edge, so I have spiced them both up a bit)