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*more weird noises coming from Seloc, that still thinks he is Verll

I never got the nessage....

*Septim claps

"Wow Lewatha, good work! I hope you didn't mess with Seloc's teleprompter though..."

Whens the news?

Really I haven't seen much reason to add news, no KDs have been killed, if you are in Fantasia and are interested in this PM me to tell me about what's going on, right now nothing seems to be happening but I could be wrong.

I like propaganda!

you will all perish :)   (there's yer propaganda right there)

*The screen crackles and goes staticy for a moment and then another feed cuts in, it shows the map of Fantasia, only its shaped like a globe. Soon the letters 'LNN' come across it and the voice over starts.*

Live from the Legacy command center, this is LNN with your host, General Patton.

*Screen goes to show Fizban sitting behind a desk, only wearing old WW2 era military gear and decked out in medals.*

Good evening, our top story tonight. How many kingdoms does it take to try and whipe the Freedom Fighters off the map? To get the answer from this, we go live to Geraldo Rivera, deep behind FF lines. Good evening, Geraldo.

Geraldo : Good evening Fi...err.. Patton. Right now, I'm broadcasting from within FF core where we can see AT LEAST the kingdoms of PHI and MAD arrayed against them. However, rumors lurk of even greater who..err. horrors to the deeper south.

Patton: I see, now can you tell me why they would want to attack the Freedom Fighters Geraldo?

Geraldo: Well General, I'm afraid I'm not entirely too sure, as trying to study both PHI and MAD would do irreversible damage to my IQ, however, I think that both of those kingdoms are angry at the free world and just want to be annoying terrorists trying to remove freedom itself from Fantasia.

Patton: Thank you Geraldo, stay safe out there. Alright, next after the commercial break, we'll meet with our analysts to try to figure out what just what DOES motivate these backwards freedom-hating people and the measures that the free world will have to take against them. This is General Patton, and you're tuned into the Legacy News Network.

*As the commercials start to roll and you hear the Enzyte music begin to play (And a few of you all take a moment to consider natural male enhancement) the static comes back and VU News is back on the waves*

"It's a shame I was in freedom fighters until a while ago as I'm gonna have to refaim from commenting on that....."

*Then slaps Patton*

"I'm the main anchor man here!"

ff rulez!

Ill be a analyst.

*Septim pulls out a shotgun.

"That job was not in the description!!!"

Jonny stands around, looking at septim.

"hows it going?"

since nobody's telling me news, I'll find some myself.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our seven o clock news again!

*tudu-dum*

Today in channel septims news: Nothing else than war!

*tudu-dum*

It seems the first alliences are made, and the first wars are being fought. At the moment, The Fighters for Freedom, better known as FF, seems to be fighting the anti-drugsdealer kingdom and the philpipine PHI which seem to have a liking for maths. On the side of FF, we have the almighty Legacy, wether they'll be able to be much of a help, is a question of which we will know the answer soon.

In other news, most new kingdoms to the world of fantasia are getting owned by the golden oldies. The only kingdom that seems to be able to defend themselves at the moment seems to be the Predators. Might this be a new kingdom which will camp at fantasia permanently? Or are they just getting lucky? We've done a poll and it seems 75% of the people think that they will not make it to the end of fantasia.  15% don't care and 10% say would like to have bumsecks with sp00n.  

channel septim news, over and out.

And this is done specifically to get more viewers!

* takes top off *

* runs around in circle *

There you go osi!

* puts top back on *

*Septim claps

"Nice work guys!!!"

boo................. wrong thread

*Static appears on the VU News screens and then the mighty Lgc logo appears, and music (to the tune of the Team America theme) starts playing*

Legacy......Legacy.......

*Suddenly two humvees squeal into the parking lot for VU News.*

Team Legacy! F- Yeah! Comin' again to save the Motha F-n' day yeah!

*While the music's playing, Team Lgc commandos start throwing C4 packs on all the communications satellites and such outside. After the bombs are set they drive off and the Team Lgc B-52 comes in and carpet bombs the area as the C$ goes off. Leveling the building and making way for real news that at least semi-updates.*

Might walks around the corner after his lunch break and sees Spetim standing there naked.*

"Septim your a women?"

*Static interference once again crackles through the ether*

Live from...*static*...Carrothian Capital...*static*...Demonic Shezmu himself with...*static*...

*Suddenly the screens are crystal clear and filled with the darkred and black colors of the ancient Carrothian banners mixed with the heavenly blue color of the Legacy banners...from his black throne a demon speaks loudly to the masses watching the screens all over the worlds of VU*

"Greetings to all Infidels watching...The Province of Carrothia has decided that your time has come to an end...you shall all perish under the destructive forces of our armies...none shall survive, many will try to oppose us on the fields of battle, but you'll all soon come to the understanding that it's futile to pick up the weapons against us...the more you fight us, the more horrors will be send out to annihilate you all..."

*the demonic entity stares deep into the camera's for a moment, his eerie looking green eyes burning into the souls of those watching*

"Stand down now and accept our rule over you and your people...or be ruthlessly enslaved after we've destroyed your puny forces of war...we accept NO opposition whatsoever!!! Agree to our terms...right...NOW...or pay the horrific consequenses of your disobediance!!!"

*A soldier belonging to one of the opposing forces is dragged into the Throneroom of the Carrothian Palace, trying to break free of the Carrothian Guards...whilst Shezmu picks up his infamous black sword...*

"Behold...THIS...is what will happen to all of you Infidels if you decide to keep harassing our troops with your puny attempts of war against us..."

*The inscribed symbols on the sword start to emit a green glow when Shezmu slashes it across the chest of his captive...who in turn drops to the floor...dead...*

"With this...I bid you all farewell..."

*The static returns and after a while the usual screens return*

*Septim runs up to the desk and sits down, he flicks on the cameras.

"Hello people of Visual Utopia, I am Lucias Septim II. As of now there is a SP@M-War going on, it is the second of it's kind. It is between three different factions: Sp@malot, Anti-Sp@malot, and Good Anti-Sp@malot or something like that. Sp@malot is led by me, Anti-Sp@malot is led by Patton or Paladine as he enjoys being called, and Good Anti-SP@Malot is led by Vineraven. So far the war is a stalemate, we shall wait and see how it turns out, you stay classy Visual Utopia."

*Septim flicks off the camera.

*Septim flicks on the camera.

"Greetings Visual Utopia, I am Lucias Septim II reporting live for VU News, the SP@M war is now down to a DDR contest between myself and Paladine, it is unknown who will win, afterall, I am trained by Fidel Castro, King of Dance Dance Counter-Revolution and Lord of Dance Dance Revolution, so until more on this story arises, you stay classy Visual Utopia."

*Septim puts on his dancing shoes and runs out, forgetting to shut off the camera.

*Septim walks in and hangs up his dancing shoes, he sits down at his desk and clicks on the camera.

"Greetings Visual Utopia. The Second SP@M War has ended with a Ceace Fire between Paladine and I. It ended in a fantastic riverdance...until the next forum war...you stay classy Visual Utopia..."

*Camera clicks off*