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*vineraven picks up the banana and eats it*

"oh wait a second didnt you just...

*BOOM*


"ow..."

*vineraven clubs the flower back into its cavern and seals the entrance with a big ol rock*


"hey, ive still got the banana"

*slaps septim*

"she gave it to me as a present...."

*shows gift certifacate*

*takes banana, runs away with soviet gorillas.*

 *vineraven gets up*

"ugh.... i have the worst head ache, ever... well.... not realy. any way...."

*vineraven stands upon a vertical rock face, and brings to life the other contestants who are dead, with magic, and stuff.*

"now get septim!!!!!!!!!
and the banana!"

*after many, many years of inactivity the people of this thread begin to wonder why isnt there hasent been any sewage going into the septic tank out the back. after a few weeks of excavation they find a rather sicklooking and obese seloc.

the next desendant of the Vineraven clan comes along and notices the banana in the abomination against seloc nature.*

"thats hot" *takes banana, runs away*

*vineraven stands up and tackles Meow to the ground. A brawl ensues. Vineraven pummels meow kinda senseless and runs away with the banana*

*then hides in a clover field...*

*Might close lines Revenge and grabs the banana. Might teleports into Heaven.*

"Banana pie, banana pudding, banana, banana with cheese....."

[fine fine-none of that happened]

*feeds the banana to a passing Tyrannosaurus Rex.*

"That better for you?"

*knocks out might*

Ding Jumped out of a nearby bush and mounted the back of a tyrannosaurus rex and sliced open it's stomach and grabbed the bannana, Then using using his new teleporting device teleported to a new galaxy and became god, while being god he created a fortress impenitrable by anyone and in the middle of the fortress was a coffin with the bannana in, the coffin was covered with 10000000million tonnes of cement and if anyone even broke through 100 tonnes of the cement the bannana's terrorist backpack would explode and destroy the whole universe with the power of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 billion nuclear bombs!!

Ding asked his sister to ask for the bannana. so she did. Then she handed the bannana to Ding and once again he put it in his cement fortress but no he also got his sister and her legendary magic to cast a spell upon the cement fortress so no more magic could penetrate or be casting in/at the fortress.

Delran slits Ding's throat, gets Might out of there and knocks him uncounstious. Revives Ding and takes back the banana to the  star fortress. All details from my last post remain. Also, in addition, another spell is cast. NO SISTERS SPELL.

NOTE: STOP SENDING YOUR SISTERS NOW. IT WON'T WORK ANYMORE.

Like all gloves... they come in pairs, so Ding got mr. Hand's evil twin brother and slaps mr. Hand away and Ding shapes Mr. hand's brother's hand and takes the bannana and hides it in a impossible maze with no teleporting spells spell and no magic aloud in the maze or from the outside, also the maze is not made of bushes and stuff so you can't walk through with a chainsaw.

*Note: The maze is made of rock solid cement which nothing can get through and has a roof and floor so no-one can jump over, the maze is impossible with no ways into the middle to get the bannana*

*takes bomb instead of banana and throws it at Demonsul, then takes banana and places in the eye of the beholder.

Demonsul is upset about is bombs failure, so he cries and the tears go down the drainpipe and wash out Meowman. Demonsul takes he soggy banana and throws it into the conveniently placed wormhole next to him, which then abruptly closes.

The banana is now on Mars.

Revenge who has a house on mars coonicidenty , walks out and get*beep* on the head, he notices its age and the signatue on it, its  " THE BANANA " he cries before  getting into his space ship the Premeithious and jumping too hyperspace

With Meowman among them. As the insane people who like curry rush past, he slips his hand into the curry pot and takes the banana. Put's the banana in a box which has a spell which is imposible to remove which says that it is impossible for the banana to leave the box EVER, no matter what.

/me takes out a cannon and blows the box apart
Revenge and Banana go on holiday and relax in the sun, they have a dip in a swimming pool before heading back home to Torrevieja in Spain
They play some bingo and eventually take over the mafia who clone the banana over 1 billion tmes and spread it around everywhere
However the Main Banana sits in a little cage with a hamster wheel to exercise on

Then what is the lock locking?  ^^

Erunion teleports the banana out of the cage, and hands it to Lewatha.

Revenge beams one of black-ops men, then interoggates him and finds the location
{ A small shack in marroco  xD ]
Revenge destroys the wall next to the indestructable door  [ hehe ]
And takes the banana to the moon where he and the banana eat the moon { Made of cheese }
Then he returns the banana to his cage  ^^

(repeat last post)

*dices hippo with a meat cleaver, takes banana and gives it to Plato*

"No-one would dare go near Plato!"