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No, I didn't

Nope read over my former posts and you'll see I can't be mistaken and thus you are....HAHA

*Verll just sighs..

*Might walks in with a axe. Me wana wana chop somethin.*

"Excellent...lets get to work!"

*Septim starts sweeping the floors.

"Good old manual labor...even the God of SP@M wants to do it sometimes..."

*gets out some floor polish and begins to follow septim round, polishing wherever he has swept.*

'ahh, nothing like a gd bit of spring cleaning!'

*starts humming to himself*

let me help you with that!

*grabs the other side of the banner and togethe they hoist it onto the wall*

*looks at the banner in disgust, then remembers the --- (guess, lol)*

yeah, thastt looks ok, but whatch this!'

*the freedom banner appears on the wall, partially covering the holy cows banner*

'ahhhhhhhh, you see. much better.'

*bows, and starts singing to the banner*

'your beautifal. your beautiful, its true. i saw the can, in the market place, and i thought hey, theres some foooood'

*Septim and the Sp@mmers fix up Sp@malot castle. Then they have a huge party.

*Seloc as king, is asleep.*

*Septim wakes the King up.

"Geddup!"

*Septim turns to Might (Who is talking to Seloc).

"We were just at War, it is a bit too early for a third SP@M war...who do you want to war with?"

"But he is the Duke of SP@M..."

"This a sad day, when a king is ignored......"

*Seloc sits on his throne and order his servent to find the royal jester!*

"Efrandor is back, prepare the hippos!!!"

i own hte biggest hippos in all these lands and all the lands beyond this land and the lands beyond those lands!

but you have to pay a price to buy or rent them. which would you like? and ocne you have chosen offer your price

deal! *takes the moeny from ef and hands over the green hippo wearing the dress and hat* have fun with your hippo!

oh man this is great! ive always wanted a camel! and not only is it a camel but its a trained camel! thanks a lot effie!

*goes running away with new camel to play games with it and have a fun time*

Treat the hippo well!

*sees army of giraffes and rides of on 50 pounds to fetch my army of rhinos for protection*

*after  acouple min comes back and takes hippos and then leaves to get rhinos*

*arrives with rhinos and watches what goes on*

*sees might in his castle and gets jealous* *sends rhinos off to attack castle*

*rhinos start ramming their hard horns into walls chipping away stone*

"go my legion of rhinos go!

*killstone looks on in amazement as his male only army continues teh destruction*

*watches as a hole is amde in the wall and a rhino goes and and feasts on a cow*

i love hamburgers! *runs inside to get some cow meat*

DONT *beep* DURING THE MIDDLE OF MY RHINO EATING!

*sends rhinos after sparemylifeplz and watches the rhinos stab him to death and laughs at the irony*

no you are in hell and you wil lburn for eternity! you *beep*med during my great war and taht is unforgivable and you shall burn in hell for it!

*watches cows walk into mights castle in utter horror. smiles when he sees the "cows" take off the cow suits and become rhinos again and stab god ruthlessly until he dies*

my rhinos have amgic protection and cow protection on them!