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{It was worth trying anyway :) }

{My tank was already destroyed...}

Erunion teleports inside the Good-Anti-Sp@m encampent.

"Hey where do I sign up? Oh, near the fire? Then DIEEEE!!!!"
Erunion turns the entire inside of the shield into a raging inferno, (Except a bubble around himself) than teleports outside again.

*Septim salutes his fallen enemy.

"Rest in peace, King Guderian, you fought well"

*Septim takes out his scope and begins looking for enemies.

*Guderians remains are blown to the other side of the hill, however the explosion of the fire bomb jump starts his heart and Guderian quickly regains consciousness. He then starts to regenerate his powers and health and creates a defensive bubble around himself while he does so*

*Septim runs over to Might and pulls out his unlimited medical supplies. Septim patches up Might and throws him up on his shoulder.

"I'm getting you outta here!"

*Septim runs through a field of constant artillery bombardment, explosions happening all around him, Septim runs to the Sp@mmers camp, Septim throws Might down on a bedroll and runs out to fight some more.

*Might roars Guderians still alive!? He charges Guderian with his *beep*sword and does a complex move called Small Cat bite Huge Bean. And slices open Guderians left Cheek.*

*Septim pulls out a SP@M laser targeter and aims it at Guderian, he paints him once again and a SP@M rocket blows down Guderian's shield. Septim pulls out his SP@M rifle and fires, the bullet hits Guderian between the eyes.

"If he won't get back on his own, Paladine will bring him back..."

*Septim sees an anti-SP@M soldier run up to Guderian, the soldier has a flamethrower.

"Perfect..."

*Septim fires at the tank on the enemy's back. The tank explodes and catches Guderian's body on fire. Septim then aims his laser targeter at Guderian and paints his body again, the body is blown up and Septim laughs.

"He'll be back, I know he will!"

*Septim runs off...

*Guderian falls to the ground and waits for life to enter his body again*

Paladine sends several sexy angels to bring life back to Guderian, they then form a perimeter around him to protect him. All sp@mmers that look at the angels must post another sexy angel pic instead of attacking Guderian.

He then sets off his C4 explosives that were hidden under Might's unlimited medical supplies and takes both the supplies and Might out..... again.

Patton takes a moment to point out that people aren't going to be doing squat in an explosion, much less medical work..

*The angels protect Guderian who gets up, puts some sunglasses on, looks triumphant and says*

*Might wishes he could have that tank.*

*Guderians angels swarm Verll and rip his *beep* tank to pieces. They then tare Verll to pieces by pulling all his limbs off. After this they return to Guderian and resurrect him.*

*angel of death kills all of guderians angels*

Im the only angel here!

*runs up to Guderian and slaps him with a Sp@m newspaper*

*Angel stomps off to his shop*

stinkin rules i dont remember any rules.

look! 0.o there's Might in the background.

*Guderian casts spelling at Septims arrow. Spelling turns the arrow around and heads straight for Might*

"Paladine sends several sexy angels to bring life back to Guderian, they then form a perimeter around him to protect him. All sp@mmers that look at the angels must post another sexy angel pic instead of attacking Guderian." (Patton said this yesterday)

*Might throws a bucket of water/uber-anti-*beep* protector on the tank. Fixes the tank and pores more oil into it. Then he jumps into the gunner position and opens fire at Guderian.* (After blocking the arrow of course)

*Seloc puts on his crown and rises from his throne, and multiplies. Suddenly Seloc has a small army and they all attack Guderian with an array of dazaling ninja tecknices.*

(I think they must have fallen a longgggggggg way.)

*Having realised that it was Sigheart that had dressed up as Seloc and was getting a lap dance, the other Seloc's contiuned there attacks on Guderian.*

{I don't think that was hot enough}

*Guderian withstands the attack by using his punctuation chant of strength, he then blasts Might back to Sp@malot where he hits his head, breaking his neck*

"Are you dead yet?!"

Verll looks at the


Then he screams "ATTACK!!!!" and then a mighty army of demons come and kills all of the sexy angels and kills Guderian

*The dust clears and as Verll laughs he notices that there is another presence is coming for him*

*Suddenly a blast appears through the dust then another and another soon your Demons are falling around him*

*Verll realizes to late that this is  the 501st Legion AKA Anti-Sp@ms Fist lead by Sig Hart*

*The elite Anti-Sp@m troopers were  unstoppable and before Verll knew it all of his Demons were dead and shots were being focused on him*

*Four shots ripped through his coat entering his body and suddenly Sig Hart was there with his Lightning sword and then Verll's eyesight was clouded by darkness*

Sig Hart spoke through his radio straight to Patton "Objectives reached, I have deployed the 501st and destroyed there right flank I will continue and enter there area"